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Jacob Wolman

@wolmania.com
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I'm interested in politics, technology, art, and the rule of three. I write a dumb newsletter which may be found at newsletter.wolmania.com.

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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 09/10/2026
By god, I've done it again
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 08/10/2026
It's simple, really. "Socialism" is anything that isn't smurfy.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 08/10/2026
With any luck, this is going to result in an epic (npi) Emily Wilson Bluesky thread
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 08/10/2026
@jamellebouie.net's YouTube video titles are a delight.
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I cannot emphasize enough that the president has pudding for brains
It is actually quite frightening to know that the president of the United States is genuinely deranged. ... You can listen to this channel as a podcast! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/takes™/id6803575455 If you want more of my work you can read me over at the New York Times or subscribe to my podcast Unclear and Present Danger on the political and military thrillers of the 1990s. https://www.nytimes.com/by/jamelle-bouie https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unclear-and-present-danger/id1592411580 You can also find me at: Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/jamellebouie.net Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jbouie/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jamellebouie
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 08/10/2026
Classic tragic Microsoft to release what sounds like a very credible MacBook Pro competitor like 3 weeks before Apple is rumored to be announcing a revolutionary next-gen MacBook Pro.
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The Surface Laptop Ultra finally has a release date — and a starting price of $2,599
The Surface Ultra is designed to handle creative workloads, gaming, and AI.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 05/10/2026
Dems can add this to the List of Crimes to Investigate and Punish
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 05/10/2026
Ordinarily I'd say "perhaps he doesn't want to scare off swing voters who just want bipartisanship, and he'll actually go after Trump once Dems have power". But swing voters want Trump in the Hague – equivocating or blathering about "looking forward, not back" = stay home, both parties are the same.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 05/10/2026
I can't believe we will spend the rest of our lives dealing with idiotic nonsense because full-grown adults don't understand that the computer is not alive.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 02/10/2026
"I lost friends over this. Probably because the decision was… too good?"
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 02/10/2026
They couldn't wait a month? Really?
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 02/10/2026
My Defector subscription pays off yet again.
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The Wuppertal Schwebebahn Is Real And It Is My Friend | Defector
WUPPERTAL, Germany — When my friend in Cologne asked me if I might want to take a day trip, thanks to Cologne’s proximity to various other notable cities (Dortmund, Düsseldorf, Bonn, among others), I said that I would like to go to Wuppertal to ride the Schwebebahn. To which they said, “I knew that’s what…
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 01/10/2026
We need to end the death penalty in this accursed country.
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Christa Pike’s Botched Execution Is a Travesty. Blame the Supreme Court’s MAGA Majority.
The state of Tennessee tried to put Christa Pike to death on Wednesday, in what was an embarrassing spectacle of cruelty.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 01/10/2026
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 01/10/2026
I have seen many of you say "Donald Trump's brain is mush" and I was not prepared for how bad this is.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 01/10/2026
One of the last vestiges of pre-tech San Francisco somehow remains a beacon of idiosyncratic, obsessive hospitality. Loved this review.
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House of Prime Rib has entered a new era. Is the S.F. classic as good as ever?
Has San Francisco’s House of Prime Rib changed one year after the death of its legendary owner? Our restaurant critic MacKenzie Chung Fegan went to find the answer.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 01/10/2026
What ever happened to that load of kompromat Fetterman's former staff was going to unload last week? Did they just decide it was less damning than his continuing efforts to telegraph that his party allegiance is for sale?
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 30/09/2026
I blame Donald Trump for this, too. Everyone thinks they have special dispensation to flout the law.
sfchronicle.com
Why the Bay Area still can't stop Bay Bridge bus lane cheaters — even with $490 tickets
The constant, cavalier way drivers sneak into the bus-only lane has become a source of frustration to California Highway Patrol officers who are writing $490 tickets to violators.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 30/09/2026
I think it's time to summarily disbar lawyers who file AI slop. This is malpractice, with someone's freedom at stake.
404media.co
Lawyer Cites ChatGPT-Invented Fake Witnesses in Murder Appeal
"Do you watch the news? Do you listen to the radio? Do you read anything about what's going on in the world?” one of the judges asked the lawyer, who submitted false testimony and witnesses after using ChatGPT.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 30/09/2026
Second order effect of having a habitual, unrepentant tax fraud in charge of the federal government is that everyone knows that tax fraud is okay to do now.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 30/09/2026
What, respectfully, the fuck is he talking about? www.theverge.com/policy/10024...

The US executive branch is no longer acknowledging the existence of “artificial intelligence.” Going forward, official policy websites, policy documents, and press releases will refer only to “Super Intelligence,” thanks to a new executive order signed by President Donald Trump.

“The word super is the best word of all, and it’s the simplest,” Trump said at an event announcing the launch of America.gov earlier on Tuesday, and said Chinese President Xi Jinping, who visited the White House last week, “loves it” too. “We don’t want to hear artificial. Because it’s not artificial. It’s very powerful, it’s very brilliant. It’s going to mostly be put to good use and we’ll stop the bad use.” Artificial, he added, “is like the news. Fake news.” He first mentioned plans for the rebrand in a speech to the United Nations General Assembly last week, aiming to quell fears over AI advancing too quickly and posing a safety risk.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 29/09/2026
Bumping this because initial reviews appear to support my prediction.
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Somil Trivedi @somilbtrivedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SCOTUS just agreed that Trump is *irreparably harmed* by not being able to disappear folks without a hearing to places like South Sudan, even though they’re already locked up & argument is in a couple months. A friendly bonus scoop of cruelty, from the Justices to their favorite little boy.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 29/09/2026
Nice preview of class actions yet to come.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 28/09/2026
America! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/us...
“Name ID is not everything,” said Drew Thompson, Mr. Husted’s campaign manager. Ohioans, he said, “are familiar” with Mr. Brown’s record “and they rejected it two years ago.”

The approach has reached some voters, including Ted Hull, who on Wednesday night was watching a “wiener dog race” at the Delaware County Fair. He said he planned to vote for Mr. Husted. Mr. Hull, 72, said that Mr. Brown, whom he thought was still in office, seemed to have “become lazy” on the job.

“There should be term limits,” Mr. Hull said.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 27/09/2026
Foursquare's getting sold to an ad tech company. That's unfortunate.
axios.com
Exclusive: Infillion acquires location data company Foursquare
Advertisers are looking for fewer standalone tools and more integrated platforms.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 27/09/2026
Perhaps they shouldn't do this.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 26/09/2026
It's been a year or two, so I think it's time to rererelease Stop Making Sense in IMAX.
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Liz Dye @lizdye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JFC Sheri Mecklenberg's resignation letter says USA Boutros made her charge the Broadview 6 as a felony conspiracy, when she wanted to charge them as misdemeanors. "you cannot buy my silence by dangling continued leave" s3.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
This decision to keep me and my attorneys in the dark was consistent with your handling of this
matter from the outset. No one consulted me about any transcript redactions. I had nothing to hide
and in fact demonstrated quite the opposite in memorializing brief and incidental interactions with
two grand jurors. You declined to notify me about the May 21, 2026 Court hearing, which I had
the indignity of learning about after-the-fact from the media. I would have expected the leadership
of the Office to ensure that a career prosecutor whose conduct and reputation were about to be
publicly condemned received notice and an opportunity to be heard. Had I been afforded that basic
fairness at the outset, I believe matters would not have reached this point.
Since I was not present, I was a convenient target to be scapegoated and publicly vilified. You
recklessly agreed in court that I had committed misconduct without even asking for my account,
fully reviewing the record or briefing the law. That evening, you sent an office-wide email laying
responsibility at my feet for a felony prosecution that you personally directed over my objection
that the case was better suited to misdemeanor charges. You then publicly announced an
investigation of my conduct spanning twenty years. These inexplicable actions severely damaged
a reputation I worked hard to build over decades and have damaged my prospects for future
employment and income.
Throughout all of this, I remained silent. But now the defense has leveled additional false and
inflammatory accusations against me that the Office has not rebutted and apparently has no
intention of rebutting. At the same time, you have threatened to terminate me if I attempt to rebut
the false allegations and bring additional matters to the Court’s attention. You remind me that I
am still a DOJ employee when you want to silence me, but you have not treated me as a DOJ
employee throughout this matter, including when, in May, you placed me on leave and…
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 25/09/2026
We shouldn't call them "deviled eggs" because, in my opinion, they're absolutely heavenly.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 25/09/2026
This is it.
The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
Mad Men
Review
Arrested Development
Lost
The Bureau
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
Andor
Reservation Dogs
The Leftovers
The Wire
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 25/09/2026
Incredible stuff
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Friday, September 25, 2026
The Great Pumpkin is like Lucy With the Football. In both cases Charlie Brown is Charlie Brown.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 24/09/2026
Yeah we are pretty clearly at the "open defiance of clear court orders" stage of the attempted fascist coup d'état. Should be interesting.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 24/09/2026
This is what I thought Apple should have made 2 years ago.
techcrunch.com
Meta introduces camera-free AI glasses | TechCrunch
Meta says the camera-free glasses will be lighter and have up to 12 hours battery life.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 23/09/2026
Can't shake the feeling that this is going to be one of the worst films of this young century.
A movie poster with a man in a red suit holding a shovel. The man is sitting on a red surface against a green background. The title of the movie is "DIGGER" and the man's name is "TOM CRUISE". The poster is in black and white with a red and green background. The man is looking at the viewer.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 23/09/2026
This absolutely looks like a guy whose supervillain plan involves strip-mining the world's precious oceans.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 23/09/2026
I simply love living in a free market economy.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 22/09/2026
Brought to you by the same deep thinkers who insisted on letting healthy young people opt out of the ACA.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 22/09/2026
"Don't know much about science book" is a great lyric in a song about how a guy is pretty much dumb as a post
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 20/09/2026
Good lord the riffing going on in the replies to this perfect joke that doesn't need riffing on…
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 19/09/2026
In my opinion, people should not get their legal advice from the robots.
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Lane Kiffin Is EXACTLY The Guy Who Uses ChatGPT For Legal Advice - Above the Law
The SEC and the frontier AI labs are running the same broken playbook.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 19/09/2026
Pass
A headline in bold, dark text sits above a lighter text block. The background is white. The text reads, "The True Bromance of Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. The stars talk to Maureen Dowd on a Greek island about their decades-long friendship — and the DNA test they won’t be taking. 17 MIN READ."
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 19/09/2026
See now this is how you pander, people!
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 18/09/2026
I enjoy The Big Picture podcast but the obsession with practical effects is annoying (and surprising because I think the hosts are generally open-minded and not dogmatic).
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 18/09/2026
@gruber.foo I think everyone knew (or basically knew) the plain 18 is a 2027 thing, but it's not true that no one mentioned it. The Tom's Hardware guys asked Ternus and Joz, and they didn't bother denying it's upcoming (without explicitly confirming): www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJKt4...
This year, it's not quite so obvious. Apple made no mention of the plain no-adjective iPhone 18 last week, and, now that I think about it, no one in the media wondered where it was. Apple never said "It's coming early next year" and no one asked. Nor did Apple mention the year-old iPhone Air or offer even a hint that a sequel is coming alongside the 18 and 18e in early 2027.
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 18/09/2026
Probably getting attention like this
A smiling person wearing a graduation cap and gown stands in front of a leafy background, with bright light highlighting their face. A caption at the bottom reads, “12 DEGREES AND COUNTING.”
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Jacob Wolman @wolmania.com · 17/09/2026
Indeed.
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There's Always More Angry Problem Gamblers Where Those Came From | Defector
This week, five sports leagues (MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLS) and their associated players’ unions sent letters to gambling regulators in 35 states requesting that something be done to curtail the increasing amount of harassment athletes are facing from angry gamblers. Their proposal: Give teams and players a way to report harassing behavior directly…
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