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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Absence makes the heart grow fonder 🥲
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Devastated to have missed the stream today 😭 (but maybe for the best, I might have had words with Luality for nitpicking my work...) @aliona.bsky.social I'm happy you think I'm setting a high bar, but I think it's exactly where it should be, maybe even a little low. Don't settle for less 😘
A screenshot of a twitch stream, with the loading screen for the game Baldur's Gate 3 overlaid with two images of different women on the left side. The loading screen shows a statue on a grassy hill, overlooking a medieval town. One woman has light skin, dark hair, and an airpod, and is holding up a phone to the camera. The phone shows a mirrored image of a T table, comparing the Sun, and Aliona. Most of the comparisons are too blurry to read.
The other woman has light skin, long dark hair, a red top on, and is speaking into a microphone.

On the right side are messages sent to the twitch chat, notably one that says "is wolframite not here?"

wolframite was not in fact there, unfortunately.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's the MOST IMPORTANT HOLIGAY OF THE YEAR Happy Birthday @aliona.bsky.social ❤️ There have been a lot of people comparing you to the Sun lately (myself included), so I compiled a list to settle it once and for all. The Sun didn't stand a chance (but I'll still be your Moon any day). 🌅🎑
A comparison list of green check marks and red X's, comparing the sun, and Aliona. It says both are hot AF, the object of worship and devotion, the cause hospitalization from overheating, heavenly bodies, and the cause of many beautiful moments.

The contrasting points for the sun are that it cannot be stared at for hours, but Aliona can. The sun has no face, and Aliona has an award winning smile. The sun is in space, and Aliona lives in England. The sun is illiterate, and Aliona is Bilingual. The sun causes cancer, and Aliona is a Leo.

Lastly, it says the sun cannot marry, and has a red X next to it. The corresponding point on Aliona's side has been scribbled out.Aliona, a woman with dark hair and gorgeous brown eyes you could get lost in, is flexing for the camera in a white tank top as she sits on the couch. She appears to have a very proud smile upon her face. As she should.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
apparently this supersedes the other awards, like getting a reverse rainbow
A screenshot of a game with purple, blue, green, and yellow squares. The game is called 4x3 (four by three), and "Rule Breaker" is stamped across the top of the board.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What can I say? I like working with snacks 😉
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I thought since it's the solstice that the sun was in my eyes, but it turns out it’s just your smile @aliona.bsky.social Welcome back 🥰
A radiant, smiling, woman with her hands clasped, sitting on a navy blue couch. Her fingers all have silver rings. On the wall behind her is a poster for a movie called "Phished", spelled PH1SHed_


On the arm of the couch is a stuffed plushy of a red squirrel.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A little late to the party, but I just hope our spice loving girls get some of Ollie's galaxy famous chili when* they make it out. *if. Fool me once...
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You know if it’s between the houseplant and Dreamer… you made the right choice
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The fact that Brennan and Demi aren’t IN the picture but instead sitting on a couch watching the picture be taken? 😘🤌
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My phavorite phisher @aliona.bsky.social Congrats on the philm 😘
A screenshot of an instagram story, with a stunning woman with dark hair, a black top, and a ripped black denim skirt standing in front of a sign for a film. She is pointing at the sign, which features a picture of her wearing a bucket hat to obscure her identity. The words on the sign read “Nothing is secure”, followed by the title of the film, PH1SHed_
The caption reads “out of body experience! can't wait to share the film with the world! coming soon but not super soon bc we need to do the festival circuit first”Aliona, a beautiful woman in a hat, with dark hair put into a ponytail, a white tank top, and brown shorts, is casting a line into the water. She is holding a fishing pole and standing on one leg, to display her athletic prowess and agility, and also just to show off how cool she is. The caption reads “bird girl, not a fish girl”
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I assume "too involved" means your phone number is included in every box, so players can call you
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
it's the little things 😉
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yeah, the moon is great and all, but why go all that way when there's an "out of this world" beauty much closer?
A smiling woman, Aliona, more beautiful than the moon, and brighter than the sun.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Pauliona Bartanova: Con Cop was not on my 2026 bingo board but I am here for it Get you someone who loves you like Aliona loves wheeled vehicles 🥰
The rootin-est tootin-est cowgirl this side of the Mississippi, Aliona, on patrol at the con, riding a Segway labeled “Sheriff”. 

Sam Witwer, voice of Darth Maul is also there??? Con’s are wild. 


Aliona if you love wheels wait until you see me roll up in my wheelchair, Jen doesn’t stand a chance (because standing is for losers)
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Can’t believe I missed it 😭😭😭 thank Shar for vods
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Doth mine eyes deceive?? Hath the shirt returned with blessings upon us once more??? Ben you keep your grubby little fingers off this one or we’ll be having words…
A dark haired goddess, with a symbol of love emblazoned upon her chest. Aliona has been reunited with her marvelous shirt, and balance has been restored. 

On the right is Jen holding a microphone, presumably talking about how incredible her girlfriend is.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I just use a hyphen because I’m an anarchist
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I think the word you’re looking for is John Oliver
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Tungsten is great at smashing things. You ever drop a tungsten cube on your foot?
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hot Date (not the webseries, which is already on Dropout), it's hilarious, not available for streaming afaik, and you already have an in with the creatives 😉
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Part 2
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Around this time last year, an innocuous question changed everything... Happy Flirtiversary @aliona.bsky.social (Technically it was the 15th but today seems fitting... 😘) (The video was longer than expected so there will be a part 2...)
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Next time, find the nearest shirtless Jesus painting and call *him* a slut
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Common misconception, but being gay has actually been around for thousands of years. It’s a game the Greeks played all the time
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Do you think Dreamer and Escapade (if you’re familiar) would get along?
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Thank you for bursting my bubble /gen Someone’s got to do it 😭
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Wind and pressure aside, could you stand on Jupiter? Is it ever “solid”?
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The THIRD most important holiday of the year, KAZOO DAY, is here! @aliona.bsky.social the people demand an encore
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Create a musical instrument and play a song recommended from chat
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day to the incomparable Corinna!! @aliona.bsky.social you are appreciated 🥰
A joyful Corinna the Squirrel (brought to vibrant life by Aliona Baranova in the critically acclaimed Baldur’s Gate 3) celebrates Squirrel day with her scurry of followers. Her fur coat adds authenticity and mirth to the image, and her smile dazzles the audience. 

Jen is also there. It looks like she’s wearing a flannel? Hard to tell. Squirrel Appreciation Day falls on January 21st. It is a secular holiday, and a time to appreciate squirrels. It will happen next year too.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Goose can not only TALK but can also identify birds?? That doesn’t seem right, I’m pretty sure you announced your gregnancy like last month…
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
🎶 Baby Birdluga in the deep blue sea 🎵
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
For FREE @aliona.bsky.social ????
Aliona with her Leg of the Year award in a LETHAL black dress with a slit up the side. A series of grommets run along the front and side purely to spite me. The award she’s holding looks very similar to that person who won best performance for game of the year
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Does this include facts that are misinformation? People often say urine is sterile (my DOCTOR has told me this) all because of one study done ages ago, despite many newer studies disproving it.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I thought you were the host of “Play Games with Uuuuusssss”
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I'm gonna miss that shirt, but it's for a good cause 🥲
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
help
Aliona in a devastating and well cut dress, posed to show off her elegance and poise. She radiates charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent, and is a contributing factor to the increase in global temperature increases. 

Her arm rest is named Jen, who also looks pretty good from an objective point of view. 


Oh also
😳🥵🫠🫠🫠🤯😭😭😭
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If we make it to £40k, you should probably put on the suit again. For charity 🤷‍♀️
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Tiana idk how much @aliona.bsky.social is paying you, but it’s not enough. No, actually you know what, we should ALL be paying you, for your contributions to society 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
Gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tiana whaat are you dooooing to me. I’m already on beta blockers for tachycardia, I don’t need this
(don’t stop)

There’s also some blonde in a green suit
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Growing up is realizing how horrifying YA “chosen one” stories are bc wdym you’re sending a 12 year old on a quest that they might not come back from??? I’ve taught middle school, I barely trust them to return from the bathroom without getting lost
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Huge congrats to Jennifer English on her massive win!! Your girlfriend is amazing and you’ve truly won at life.
Aliona, in a lush burgundy velvet suit, poses next to some woman in a sparkly green dress. Aliona’s hair is down and I’m pretty sure Tiana is out to get me because these outfits are going to be the death of me. Oh and Jen is there with some kind of joystick, she’s probably about to play a game or something. Maybe Mario? Or Sonic, that’s a pretty popular game I hear.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🙂‍↕️
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Aliona come home the kids miss you
Aliona demonstrates her gymnastic prowess as she goes into "Bullet Time", dodging left and right. Jen is leaning out of frame, in awe at her girlfriend's majesty.Aliona "The Contortionniste" Baranova flings around the couch, while Jen ignores her incredible girlfriend
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Is she... you know...
Aliona does her best impression of a parave dinosaur, with long forelimbs ending in large, flexible, clawed fingers. It is likely from the genus Dromaeosaurus.
Jen is there looking at the TV.Aliona does another impression of a paravian, showing how the hand could be folded flat against the ulna in order to hold their forelimb close to the body. This one may be an atrociraptor.
Jen is still locked in, looking at the TV.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Our Queen of Physical Comedy ☺️
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
A, if you ever need a practice dummy to try again, I’ve been told I’m quite kickable and very good at sitting still 🦵🧎‍♀️
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I cannot believe I missed this moment live 😭 (Probably for the best, I might not have survived)
Jen, locked in and foolishly ignoring her girlfriend, the incredible, incomparable, one and only Aliona Baranova, while Aliona practices her gymnastics routine. Someone get this girl a trampoline, I beg you.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Slow reader? Not slow enough, 5 hours is too short a time to spend with your angelic voice. I’m gonna have to listen on quarter speed to get my money’s worth.
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Can’t believe this man won’t denounce poor people. Do his evils know no bounds??
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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
What a normal reaction
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