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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Devastated to have missed the stream today 😭 (but maybe for the best, I might have had words with Luality for nitpicking my work...) @aliona.bsky.social I'm happy you think I'm setting a high bar, but I think it's exactly where it should be, maybe even a little low. Don't settle for less 😘

A screenshot of a twitch stream, with the loading screen for the game Baldur's Gate 3 overlaid with two images of different women on the left side. The loading screen shows a statue on a grassy hill, overlooking a medieval town. One woman has light skin, dark hair, and an airpod, and is holding up a phone to the camera. The phone shows a mirrored image of a T table, comparing the Sun, and Aliona. Most of the comparisons are too blurry to read.
The other woman has light skin, long dark hair, a red top on, and is speaking into a microphone.

On the right side are messages sent to the twitch chat, notably one that says "is wolframite not here?"

wolframite was not in fact there, unfortunately.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It's the MOST IMPORTANT HOLIGAY OF THE YEAR Happy Birthday @aliona.bsky.social ❤️ There have been a lot of people comparing you to the Sun lately (myself included), so I compiled a list to settle it once and for all. The Sun didn't stand a chance (but I'll still be your Moon any day). 🌅🎑

A comparison list of green check marks and red X's, comparing the sun, and Aliona. It says both are hot AF, the object of worship and devotion, the cause hospitalization from overheating, heavenly bodies, and the cause of many beautiful moments.

The contrasting points for the sun are that it cannot be stared at for hours, but Aliona can. The sun has no face, and Aliona has an award winning smile. The sun is in space, and Aliona lives in England. The sun is illiterate, and Aliona is Bilingual. The sun causes cancer, and Aliona is a Leo.

Lastly, it says the sun cannot marry, and has a red X next to it. The corresponding point on Aliona's side has been scribbled out.

Aliona, a woman with dark hair and gorgeous brown eyes you could get lost in, is flexing for the camera in a white tank top as she sits on the couch. She appears to have a very proud smile upon her face. As she should.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I thought since it's the solstice that the sun was in my eyes, but it turns out it’s just your smile @aliona.bsky.social Welcome back 🥰

A radiant, smiling, woman with her hands clasped, sitting on a navy blue couch. Her fingers all have silver rings. On the wall behind her is a poster for a movie called "Phished", spelled PH1SHed_

On the arm of the couch is a stuffed plushy of a red squirrel.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

My phavorite phisher @aliona.bsky.social Congrats on the philm 😘

A screenshot of an instagram story, with a stunning woman with dark hair, a black top, and a ripped black denim skirt standing in front of a sign for a film. She is pointing at the sign, which features a picture of her wearing a bucket hat to obscure her identity. The words on the sign read “Nothing is secure”, followed by the title of the film, PH1SHed_
The caption reads “out of body experience! can't wait to share the film with the world! coming soon but not super soon bc we need to do the festival circuit first”

Aliona, a beautiful woman in a hat, with dark hair put into a ponytail, a white tank top, and brown shorts, is casting a line into the water. She is holding a fishing pole and standing on one leg, to display her athletic prowess and agility, and also just to show off how cool she is. The caption reads “bird girl, not a fish girl”

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Yeah, the moon is great and all, but why go all that way when there's an "out of this world" beauty much closer?

A smiling woman, Aliona, more beautiful than the moon, and brighter than the sun.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Pauliona Bartanova: Con Cop was not on my 2026 bingo board but I am here for it Get you someone who loves you like Aliona loves wheeled vehicles 🥰

The rootin-est tootin-est cowgirl this side of the Mississippi, Aliona, on patrol at the con, riding a Segway labeled “Sheriff”.

Sam Witwer, voice of Darth Maul is also there??? Con’s are wild.

Aliona if you love wheels wait until you see me roll up in my wheelchair, Jen doesn’t stand a chance (because standing is for losers)

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Doth mine eyes deceive?? Hath the shirt returned with blessings upon us once more??? Ben you keep your grubby little fingers off this one or we’ll be having words…

A dark haired goddess, with a symbol of love emblazoned upon her chest. Aliona has been reunited with her marvelous shirt, and balance has been restored.

On the right is Jen holding a microphone, presumably talking about how incredible her girlfriend is.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Around this time last year, an innocuous question changed everything... Happy Flirtiversary @aliona.bsky.social (Technically it was the 15th but today seems fitting... 😘) (The video was longer than expected so there will be a part 2...)

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

The THIRD most important holiday of the year, KAZOO DAY, is here! @aliona.bsky.social the people demand an encore

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Happy Squirrel Appreciation Day to the incomparable Corinna!! @aliona.bsky.social you are appreciated 🥰

A joyful Corinna the Squirrel (brought to vibrant life by Aliona Baranova in the critically acclaimed Baldur’s Gate 3) celebrates Squirrel day with her scurry of followers. Her fur coat adds authenticity and mirth to the image, and her smile dazzles the audience.

Jen is also there. It looks like she’s wearing a flannel? Hard to tell.

Squirrel Appreciation Day falls on January 21st. It is a secular holiday, and a time to appreciate squirrels. It will happen next year too.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Tiana idk how much @aliona.bsky.social is paying you, but it’s not enough. No, actually you know what, we should ALL be paying you, for your contributions to society 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Gaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tiana whaat are you dooooing to me. I’m already on beta blockers for tachycardia, I don’t need this
(don’t stop)

There’s also some blonde in a green suit

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Huge congrats to Jennifer English on her massive win!! Your girlfriend is amazing and you’ve truly won at life.

Aliona, in a lush burgundy velvet suit, poses next to some woman in a sparkly green dress. Aliona’s hair is down and I’m pretty sure Tiana is out to get me because these outfits are going to be the death of me. Oh and Jen is there with some kind of joystick, she’s probably about to play a game or something. Maybe Mario? Or Sonic, that’s a pretty popular game I hear.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Aliona come home the kids miss you

Aliona demonstrates her gymnastic prowess as she goes into "Bullet Time", dodging left and right. Jen is leaning out of frame, in awe at her girlfriend's majesty.

Aliona "The Contortionniste" Baranova flings around the couch, while Jen ignores her incredible girlfriend

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Our Queen of Physical Comedy ☺️

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

I cannot believe I missed this moment live 😭 (Probably for the best, I might not have survived)

Jen, locked in and foolishly ignoring her girlfriend, the incredible, incomparable, one and only Aliona Baranova, while Aliona practices her gymnastics routine. Someone get this girl a trampoline, I beg you.

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 17/10/2025

“I’m battling with the school because they don’t believe anything is wrong with Dakota. They don’t believe he has long Covid. They don’t believe long Covid exists.”

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

@aliona.bsky.social why am I literally in tears 1 minute and 51 seconds into The Last Wish List. Not that I’m biased but… your voice?? The expressiveness??? And this is just the sample???? I fear the book will kill me.

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Wolframite_74 @wolframite-74.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Did I get a blue sky account just to wish @aliona.bsky.social happy birthday? Perhaps. Did I know there was a character limit? No. Oop. I wish you a very happy birthday A. You deserve the world, and J better get it for you. (Now you know where to find me if she doesn’t 😉) Xoxo- Wolframite

An image of Jen and Aliona posing with the Wave Mother Dress from BG3, with affectionate emoji surrounding

Aliona throttling me (with permission) titled “Real Footage of me meeting Aliona”

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