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Weed Detective

@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
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Industrial problem solver _____ I cannot sanction your buffoonery

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12h
it’s so fun that these pro-genocide politicians find time to do a little promotional work for the genocide architects trying to launder their reputations. Surely nothing else should be commanding his attention at this moment.
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 11h
brewers got cronenworthed
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Evan A. @aczonaczoff.northsky.social · 16h
ippei back
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 16h
Why would Ohtani swing at these pitches? Is he stupid?
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 16h
Damn those peach warthogs got hands 🥵
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eat this if you want to see god
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 22h
Backrooms can be real if you take more edibles than you think is safe
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 19h
Put the gravity bong down, hippie
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 19h
🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 21h
I dunno! I know it doesn't necessarily stack but. The individual peppers gotta be in the 800k-1.25 million range
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 22h
The ladder is the antagonist that represents my broken relationship with my father
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 22h
Backrooms can be real if you take more edibles than you think is safe
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 23h
Asinine take
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t think Obama is a great exemplar of anything but literally all Democrats have to do is oppose the war, refuse to fund it and call for returning to Obama era normalization. That’s not that crazy but it’s now outside the paradigm because the Dems love dead Iranians just as much as the GOP
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thinkin bout that heat
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've got a truck...
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"...and when he saw the kid standing there looking looking down at him he held out to him his bloodied hands as if in accusation and then clapped them to his ears and cried out what it seemed he himself would not hear, a howl of such outrage as to stitch a caesura in the pulsebeat of the world"
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We need them to win and reverse the 2016 timeline fracture
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sounds like a kid who's soul was devoured by Pennywise on his way home from the sock-hop
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes not!
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Giants were down 0-2 to the reds in 2012 and needed to win 3 in a row in the road - and they ended up winning the world series
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not ever a useful exercise but!!! if!!! Joe!!! Biden!!! Said!!! This!!! Fox news would be eating his liver with fava beans and nice chianti
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Man what the fuck
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same energy;
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a whole reddit megathread about all the issues. Seems to be okay on apple products and almost nothing else lol
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But she just sent it to me with zero context at all
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was like a hotel after-party from some benefit show
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My mom just sent me a selfie of her and Tom Morello??????
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since his name is coming up again
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hollywood is absolutely his best performance, imho
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LFG
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God that was so fuckin sick
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shoulda gone for it there. Cowardly
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Niners wtf
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/wolf...
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This reminds me of when my buddy put on Lawrence of Arabia, which starts with 5 minutes of overture over a black screen, and the tweens were like "cool movie guys 🙄"
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is straight-up Starship Troopers shit
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instead of saying "I'm hungover" or "all the spicy peppers I ate last night are shredding my asshole apart" say this: "the sins of my past.... are catching up with me." Sounds way more ominous and badass
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can confirm
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eat this if you want to see god
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm gonna eat this creamy-purple bitch today. Cannot wait
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Augustus Gloop ass
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've just been slipping ice cubes up my ass this whole time. That sounds way easier
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instead of saying "I'm hungover" or "all the spicy peppers I ate last night are shredding my asshole apart" say this: "the sins of my past.... are catching up with me." Sounds way more ominous and badass
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