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Weed Detective

@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
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Industrial problem solver _____ I cannot sanction your buffoonery

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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I asked my (6 year old) daughter to make me a bookmark for my new book, and she hand-drew a camo pattern from memory witj different shades of brown & green, and I'm just in awe of her creativity and talent and pureness of heart
A handmade bookmark with a brown and green camo pattern on top of The Overstory by Richard Powers
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm guys
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
'what is going on here?!'
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When Angelo Badalementi hits you with this look you know you're fucked
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Absolute cinema
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They could never make me hate you, Machete
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saw a sick ass show last night
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LFG
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🎶 it's da mothafuckin weekend [weekend] // it's da mothafuckin weekend 🎶
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
noticing where my house is on this map:
Comet striking Springfield with Moe's bar as ground zero
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These two are KILLIN me
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cooking this made the air spicy. I think I'm getting divorced again
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Followed pretty closely by this one
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This might be my favorite line in this whole movie
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why would Ohtani swing at these pitches? Is he stupid?
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Backrooms can be real if you take more edibles than you think is safe
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes not!
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is straight-up Starship Troopers shit
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eat this if you want to see god
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you just gotta remind yourself
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You think this is a game???
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably the single best facial expression in the history of television
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THATS THE SWEAT... OF THE BLUES EXPLOSION... THATS THE SWEAT
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Validation!
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does anyone want to invest in my spicy pickle business
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Raw ghostie to the dome
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm watching football, but for those interested:
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck with me
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A tortoise who has recently eaten beets A bunny with lipstick
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This post office mural has to be one of the better Simpsons sight gags
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization. And after, too
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