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TJ

@wolffnovi.bsky.social
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Hockey, baseball and reality tv provocateur. Sarcastic quips at no charge.

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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 15h
"I could have beat the rap for that client in that Southern court!" - Joe Pesci from My Cousin Vinny #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 15h
"He told me 'I shot him and saved 5 grand!'" - Tracy who missed out on $5000 #Dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 16h
News to me as well. Deer breed pretty well on their own around my town.
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 16h
$1 million dollars to breed a deer?! Is this the Secretariat of deers? #Dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 17h
That Kirby 1 and Kirby 2 guy is not so unusual. We can relate but we are actually 2 distinct and separate........."things" - Thing 1 and Thing 2 #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Malik should have a translator next to him to translate his mumbling. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"I'll be a furry, Iris!" - Energetic Steven #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Michael eventually stopped counting his past partners and then had to ask for a calculator. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"We're gonna have a baby soon and you expect me to try and find a job?! What do you want from me?!!! I am starting to think this might not work!" - Clueless John #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Andi and I haven't discussed this poly thing but she can fly across the world to come here and join the harem. I'm cool with it!" - Randy Nigel #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LOL!
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I searched ebay for a Gorean ring to see how much Kore could have gotten in the sale. No ring but there is a "Kajira O-Ring Necklace day collar slave medallion submissive Gorean padlock". $55 with shipping. I passed. #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought that middle-earth troubadour guy Alex was gonna say elves did it. #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Goreans could be members of the Heavens Gate cult that missed the flight. #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does that super-long wig of Emma's give her neck pain? #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"What I'm trying to say is Chloe gives off high school vibes." - Honest Razvan #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Microwaved eggs = Warm yellow pudding #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't feel bad Michael. Any man after getting the green card would RUN away from Angela! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My fiancé has an armpit fetish. No, really! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Andi won't regret it that she has to pay off a $10,000 contract that her fiance also signed and refuses to pay off. Also she won't regret it that he is seeing other people while she is making these payments. This won't grind on her at all! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vittorio is giving me 90 Day Fiance "Mido" diva vibes. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just turn on the radio and call one of those time-share cancellation companies that advertise constantly! Well don't because their customers saying they are a scam too! So I guess they are screwed but I guess he says she is. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not a whole lot of interest in bluegrass music in Australia I am thinking. Just sayin'. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Let me out! This woman is harassing me and is not nice!" #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I am so glad you kept working to build your case against me to put me away!" - Words never spoken before in entire world history before Fred Tanzer uttered them. #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Andy just following advice of his attorney? His attorney told him to defy a court order? #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Answering machine: "Hello Dana. I will be your stalker........I mean protector. Ummmm......can you erase this please?" Answering machine: "Hello Dana.........Cincinnati's finest calling. Call me." Answering machine: "Hello Dana.......... #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We're making progress Shekinah. Let's go further and next time let's try apologizing without a reward!" - Sarper who doesn't want to bribe anymore. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Maxwell gets to the States, I see Rod doing something that lands him in jail. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"God-brother" Rod appears to have unresolved feelings for Ashia that are not "God-brother-like." #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mido's first Halloween didn't go so well. Horrifying! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paula's brother is basically saying that the family is preparing for life after Thomas. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How is Thomas going to change a baby diaper with the smells? #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That two year old bacteria-laden spoiled food probably smells a hundred times worse than perfume and soap smells that Thomas is so freaked out about. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paula complains about the "other side" of Thomas she doesn't like. Well what is the good side of Thomas? Still searching. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Thomas is a man-child! I would never make out with him!" - Make Out Catie #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Translation from Paula to Thomas: "Don't act like an idiot. Don't let your immature personality show!" #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Tim wears that outfit and the makeup to a wrestling match, considering wrestling fans, I think he's gonna have a problem! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Dude you don't even know your wife! She likes eyeliner so she's with me!" - Androgynous Tim #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Our next guest is the Air Force recruiter to clear this up!" #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Host: "Shekinah is not here but we wish her the best." Ladies: "WTF?! Say what?! Are you serious? WE WISH HER THE WORST! We will walk off if you wish her the best again! Stop catering to her!" #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As a social exercise, I would think anybody would be welcome on a tailgate while tailgating but I might be looking at it too simplistically (and I am also a Northerner but there is a good deal of tailgating in my home state of Michigan)
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Probably the worst thing anybody said to me was when Rasit said I had a 'toilet face'". - Depressed Mallorie #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catie asks "Ho" Brandon for his number after the show. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"That tailgate is sacred ground in the South!" - Brandon explaining how it is! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Catie you are right, I don't need to supervise you, I need 'babysit' you!" - Exasperated Josh #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I worked in a bar and you gotta be pretty bad drunk to beg and beg and beg the bartender for an additional drink after last call. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Thomas, your little show is over!" LOLOLOLOLTHATSSOAWESOMEPAULA! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Katie: "People think I'm nutso!" Ummmmmmmmmm.........yeah that is majority opinion! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remind to not partner in any crimes with "babblemouth" Steven White! #dateline
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