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TJ

@wolffnovi.bsky.social
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Hockey, baseball and reality tv provocateur. Sarcastic quips at no charge.

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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does that super-long wig of Emma's give her neck pain? #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"What I'm trying to say is Chloe gives off high school vibes." - Honest Razvan #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Microwaved eggs = Warm yellow pudding #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove #90dayhuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't feel bad Michael. Any man after getting the green card would RUN away from Angela! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancehuntforlove
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My fiancé has an armpit fetish. No, really! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Andi won't regret it that she has to pay off a $10,000 contract that her fiance also signed and refuses to pay off. Also she won't regret it that he is seeing other people while she is making these payments. This won't grind on her at all! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vittorio is giving me 90 Day Fiance "Mido" diva vibes. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just turn on the radio and call one of those time-share cancellation companies that advertise constantly! Well don't because their customers saying they are a scam too! So I guess they are screwed but I guess he says she is. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not a whole lot of interest in bluegrass music in Australia I am thinking. Just sayin'. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Let me out! This woman is harassing me and is not nice!" #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I am so glad you kept working to build your case against me to put me away!" - Words never spoken before in entire world history before Fred Tanzer uttered them. #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Andy just following advice of his attorney? His attorney told him to defy a court order? #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Answering machine: "Hello Dana. I will be your stalker........I mean protector. Ummmm......can you erase this please?" Answering machine: "Hello Dana.........Cincinnati's finest calling. Call me." Answering machine: "Hello Dana.......... #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We're making progress Shekinah. Let's go further and next time let's try apologizing without a reward!" - Sarper who doesn't want to bribe anymore. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Maxwell gets to the States, I see Rod doing something that lands him in jail. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"God-brother" Rod appears to have unresolved feelings for Ashia that are not "God-brother-like." #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mido's first Halloween didn't go so well. Horrifying! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paula's brother is basically saying that the family is preparing for life after Thomas. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How is Thomas going to change a baby diaper with the smells? #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That two year old bacteria-laden spoiled food probably smells a hundred times worse than perfume and soap smells that Thomas is so freaked out about. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paula complains about the "other side" of Thomas she doesn't like. Well what is the good side of Thomas? Still searching. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Thomas is a man-child! I would never make out with him!" - Make Out Catie #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Translation from Paula to Thomas: "Don't act like an idiot. Don't let your immature personality show!" #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Tim wears that outfit and the makeup to a wrestling match, considering wrestling fans, I think he's gonna have a problem! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Dude you don't even know your wife! She likes eyeliner so she's with me!" - Androgynous Tim #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Our next guest is the Air Force recruiter to clear this up!" #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Host: "Shekinah is not here but we wish her the best." Ladies: "WTF?! Say what?! Are you serious? WE WISH HER THE WORST! We will walk off if you wish her the best again! Stop catering to her!" #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Probably the worst thing anybody said to me was when Rasit said I had a 'toilet face'". - Depressed Mallorie #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catie asks "Ho" Brandon for his number after the show. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"That tailgate is sacred ground in the South!" - Brandon explaining how it is! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Catie you are right, I don't need to supervise you, I need 'babysit' you!" - Exasperated Josh #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I worked in a bar and you gotta be pretty bad drunk to beg and beg and beg the bartender for an additional drink after last call. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Thomas, your little show is over!" LOLOLOLOLTHATSSOAWESOMEPAULA! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Katie: "People think I'm nutso!" Ummmmmmmmmm.........yeah that is majority opinion! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remind to not partner in any crimes with "babblemouth" Steven White! #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anonymous guy with a mask: "I'm gonna wear a mask for this robbery." Steven: "Not me. I'm good!" Anonymous guy with a mask: "Okaaaaaaaaay!" #dateline
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Michael, your waitress has gone home sick...............She ate the food!" #kitchennightmares
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you have a massive menu, you specialize in nothing. Recipe for failure. #kitchennightmares
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Russ and Paola get back home and Russ tells Paola his signed agreement is invalid because it was not notarized. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort #90daythelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Marriage is like the stock market which is why I am calling you "She-COIN-ah" today. We were crashing but stock options and dividends can bring us back to the trading floor! Let's ring the opening bell! Am I making sense?" - Trader Sarper #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Sign this contract right here in a cave or we're done!" Russ, in a panic, whips out his cell phone to call his attorney but can't get a signal in a cave. Paolo winks at the camera as this was the plan! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort #90daythelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rebecca secretly put that snag in the zipline for Shekinah. It worked to perfection! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort #90daythelastresort
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a man aggressively pursued an unwilling woman like that in public, it's a much different story and bar security and maybe police would be involved. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rasit: "Sean, how old are you and what do you eat?" while delicately holding her hand. Sean: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Katie: "You should make out with him Sean! Or I will!" #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"I get that bad smell off his peepee because he won't do it himself. Ever heard of mange?" - Caregiver Annabelle #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ex-husband is no doubt obnoxious and probably a bully but if Edward is not on the coaching staff he can't coach during practices or games; otherwise you have 20 coaches. Sorry. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There was an uproar on Next Door about Edward's pathetic patch job on the fence and also our HOA also delivered a notice of a violation so my criticism of Edward's work was very justified! - Frustrated Marissa #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Aisha got that yellow bumble bee outfit secondhand from that band, Stryper. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetellall
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Bats aren't bad! They taste great!" - The Ghost of Ozzy Osbourne #90dayfiance
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TJ @wolffnovi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They eventually find the One Eyed Willie Ship that the Goonies found 40 years ago! #90dayfiance #90dayfiancethelastresort #90daythelastresort
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