wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is just to say I have eaten the lettuce that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for salad Forgive me for my mistake so explosive and so stupid 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It never is! (Her ability to come off so level-headed and like such an old pro in the midst of... everything should be taught in drama school). 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Surprised he didn't go with "Ken Ludwig's Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, Part 2: Lend me a Bonaparte." Can't wait for the documentary where the funniest part is a minor cast member complaining about their head shot in the lobby. 110 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Why did they call them AlphaBits when they could have called them Stock Characters? 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I saw this at the Finnish National Opera a few years ago and still think of it often. I've wondered about how differently it plays in the US. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 20/03/2026High Point is a coffee lover's dream! www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Cd...youtube.comAll 7 Lauren Bacall High Point Coffee Commercials In A Row - Best QualityYouTube video by FYI 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Hope she gives an interview and calls it "the woke heard round the world" 020 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Well, Madison Chock designer her dress... so that's probably part of it. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026This 2, like the characters in The Devil Wears Prada, has difficulty understanding the concepts of boundaries. I think that's beautiful. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I first discovered the Mountain Goats through a circus performance to Cotton that is to this day one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Would definitely work for a free skate or at the very least an exhibition. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I unfortunately still see various Nunsenses advertized every year. I know of at least two community theaters doing the Christmas version of Nunsense (incredibly called Nuncrackers) this year. 110 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Throw in an Always Patsy Cline or Forever Plaid for some late 90s regional theater nostalgia. 120 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Chotiner saying "I'm just trying to understand..." is like Columbo saying "Just one more thing..." except Columbo says that AFTER the murder has been committed. 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It also is way more fun! Somehow tense and breezy at the same time. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 16/06/2025I love Kodaly, but wasn't he born in December? www.iks.hu/zoltan-kodal...iks.huShort Biography 100 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I'm available to design the scent-scape for the full immersive experience. 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Gotta end this conclave so I can get back in time for Eurovision finals. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Fighter jets keep throwing themselves into the salty embrace of the sea because much like Kate Chopin, they yearn for woke. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It might be my fault. Before we banned woke, I was reading Kate Chopin to the fighter jets every night before bed. 050 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Cannot express how much I hate the clown on The Pitt (by "the clown" I mean the measles mom, not the guy in the clown makeup). 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 07/04/2025The set already exists, so it's actually dereliction of duty that they don't make a The Pitt: Night Shift. Second season features a huge blizzard and several of the interns have to sleep in the hospital. I'm available for hire as a writer at very reasonable rates. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025As a frequent attender of Three Rivers Arts festival I would imagine it was headlined by a completely unknown zydeco group and a Dave Matthews Band cover band. B stage was The Clarks and one of the former members of The Corrs. There were at least 15 clowns. 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I was at the first PittFest in 2003. The lineup was The Clarks, Rusted Root, the Shriners driving around in those tiny cars, and a DJ that played a 45 minute remix of Sandstorm and Enter Sandman. It was incredible. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 26/03/2025OMG just seeing this now. Lol, sorry. (Me responding to the war plans group chat.) 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I'm running an Art History Stank Face March Madness tournament (64 paintings squaring off against each other to finally determine who has the stankiest face) and this is currently the number one seed that just had a blow out first round match: James Ensor's "Man of Sorrows" 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 17/03/2025By adding AI to the top of search results, Google managed to finally invent an even worse AskJeeves that boils a lake while not answering your question correctly. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 07/03/2025"All good stock begins with water" is such a meaningless non-entity of a statement that I've come out the other side and am fully convinced she might be a profound religious prophet. 050 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 02/03/2025I once had an entire week of work derailed because Rahm Emanuel insisted on a photo shoot of himself eating sushi. That man has the political instincts of a dead hamster. 091 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I don't care how good the best soy latte that you ever had was, I don't need to hear about it in song. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 27/02/2025they should make cold medicine for men. anti(he/his)tamines 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Agreed. There's about 20 minutes of editing that could really tighten up that movie, and most (but not all) of those minutes are the ending. 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025An all-timer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1wp...youtube.comLYNN THIGPEN SINGS AT THE KENNEDY CENTER IN 1982YouTube video by Broadway Baby 110 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I feel like pointing out that people "can't name a single thing she's written" and thereby identifying that Bari has not written anything of merit that would deserve to be held in medium or long-term memory is at least a step in the right direction! 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Jimmy Ma, the best American since Ben Franklin, should go to Worlds. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Or the second most important topic, when will Dr. Noah Wiley be showing his pits (the titular role)? 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025The Pitt should be 22 episode seasons like ER. Also it should air two seasons a year. There should never not be a new episode of The Pitt. Noah Wiley should not be allowed outside of a hospital set until he is dead. 020 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Jimmy Ma could medal at 4Continents?!?! Stop the count! 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Seeking funding for my next musical project CONCLAVE: The Jellicle Ball. 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025This got flagged as adult content! Steamy Musee D'Orsay paintings too hot for Bluesky! 000 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025This is terrible. E Street was (1) the best movie theater and (2) the best secret public bathroom in the city if you were downtown and had to go and didn't want to pay for a coffee. 010 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The Ends of Art History at the Musée d'Orsay open.substack.com/pub/realarth... Wrote a little bit about being forced to sit around and listen to some guy. #art #artsky #arthistory #painting #buttopen.substack.comThe Ends of Art History at the Musée d'OrsayThe Rosicrucians (and Guildenstern) are Dead 100 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Jane Curtain as Mrs. Webb in Our Town is a top ten stage performance committed to film for me. 110 0
wolfeyp @wolfeyp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I'm glad we have now abolished the woke sport of American football and have banned the singing of the Star Spangled Banner, the National An(they/them), due to it containing several pronouns. 000 0
