josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 31/05/2026doing over the clothes sex stuff to my own beautiful body 080
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Bob kevin and stuard killed and ate each other thats why they not in new Minions Movie 130
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 22/01/2026if you go to jail first thing you do is find the biggest, scariest dude and beg him to protect you 1171
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 22/01/2026England's King is pregnant with a Very Large Egg that he will lay in the coming months. Upon hatching, the New Born Prince will consume his Progenitor during the Grand Coronation Jubilee, as is tradition. 1221
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Bragging about a party I went to: yeah and Jafar was there. From Aladdin. Dude gets crazy. 0141
Reposted by josherBlotto @blottopreminger.bsky.social · 21/01/2026"It's the top kind of Slavery you know. And I won't have to talk to Ringo anymore" 051
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 21/01/2026If John Lennon was not shot in the head by Proletarian Hero Mark David Chapman, he would’ve been a great candidate to be sold into White Slavery 151
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Scott Adams died and I changed my username on here to Woke Dilbert 2101
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025had to post this one after seeing your reply. too good 020
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 15/12/202557 seconds of lore, 3 seconds of "got all these out of a hole." (he's the exact typa dude you expect) 150
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 15/12/2025found this dude on Instagram who swears he will sell these rocks for a ton of money, some $1 million a piece. 4100
josher @wokedilbert.bsky.social · 13/12/2025talking to an ancient Egyptian about six seven (he is surprisingly knowledgeable)media.tenor.comtwo men in suits and ties are talking to each other in a dark roomALT: two men in suits and ties are talking to each other in a dark room 140
