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Marcin Wojdyna

@wojdynot.es
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Short, surreal and sharp literary fiction about trying to make sense of this mess. wojdyna.com/books

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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 2h
Shortcomings is a short stories collection for people who don't listen to Ed Sheeran.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 11/09/2026
Shortcomings is my sixth book. It’s 20 short stories about the human condition, which is a polite way of saying people are a problem. Between 300 and 800 words. Each a small disaster of its own. Good for readers who like their fiction short, strange, and bleakly funny. wojdynot.es/sc
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 04/09/2026
Just one week left until the release of "Shortcomings", my short stories collection about the human condition. 20 short stories with sharp teeth, each a small disaster of its own. 300-900 words each. Pre-order today, or better yet, get a free ARC copy.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 02/09/2026
The only independently verified part of the Bible is the talking donkey. We’ve all seen Shrek.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 31/08/2026
If it’s unacceptable when Russia bombs Ukrainian schools and hospitals, and it's unacceptable when Iran kills its own people for defying the ayatollahs, then it's unacceptable when Israel kills tens of thousands of women and children in Gaza, and when the USA kills hundreds of children in Iran.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 31/08/2026
Americans should be banned from choosing their president. It’s too important a vote to leave in the hands of Americans. #maga
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 29/08/2026
We’ve stopped using “brb” because we’re never really offline anymore. We’ve stopped using “afk” because we’re never really away from a keyboard anymore. We’ve stopped using “rotfl” because at our age, if we hit the floor, we might not get back up.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 28/08/2026
There are eight billion people on the planet. A hundred years ago there were barely two billion. So the issue isn’t that “people aren’t having kids." The issue, for a certain crowd, is that *white* people aren’t having enough kids.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 25/08/2026
Being a writer is looking at a perfectly normal situation and immediately thinking: how can the voices in my head fuck this up for my imaginary friends? #authorsky #writersky
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 25/08/2026
You’d think the world’s first trillionaire would be an elegant, disciplined, frighteningly intelligent, mythically competent, once-in-a-century industrial genius who seemed almost superhuman. Instead we got Elon.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 24/08/2026
We shouldn’t stop referring to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor as Prince Andrew just because the Royal Family would prefer we didn’t. Dropping the title conveniently distances him from the institution, as if his ties to Epstein were purely personal and unrelated to his public role.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 23/08/2026
For someone who’s supposedly 6'2", Trump has the energy of a man who’s 5'5" and furious that the fairground ride has a height requirement.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 23/08/2026
Looking for ARC readers for my short stories collection. In Shortcomings, familiar ideas are pushed far enough to expose what sits underneath. A bullet convinced of its own importance. A prayer answered too literally. A system that works perfectly, as long as you're not the one trapped inside it.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 23/08/2026
2026 America be like:
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 22/08/2026
200 years ago: rich men built railways, funded libraries, left a legacy of things that people could actually use. Now: rich men compete to see who can cut the most jobs, boost the share price, and sit on the biggest pile of cash. Same egos. Just less to show for it.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 22/08/2026
When I finally started publishing my writings last year, I never expected anyone would ever read them. A year on, nearly 300 people either paid for or picked up one of my books for free. Every time I struggle with motivation, I look at the dashboard and I see that it's worth it. Thank you!
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 22/08/2026
It's not impressive, but as a nerd, I am required to acknowledge when I am 42 years old. I am 42 years old.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 21/08/2026
My Indian neighbour has a brand new Tesla. This has complicated my previous assumption that the swastika sticker on his Volkswagen was purely cultural and not, shall we say, foreshadowing. #tesla #fuckelon
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 21/08/2026
I’m 6'6". People always ask me to grab things from the top shelf. Nobody has ever offered to grab something from the bottom shelf for me. Funny how solidarity stops at ankle height.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 21/08/2026
I really wish more people read my short stories so they could appreciate that the romantic leads in my romantasy spoof are named Carteni and Romona. Yes, they're anagrams.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 21/08/2026
People say: “My god is real because they’re mentioned in another religion’s scripture!” My brother in Raptor, my book about a cat and my completely separate book about a dog both take place in the same museum at one point. That’s not evidence, that’s worldbuilding. #authorsky #booksky #writersky
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 21/08/2026
Someone should invent OnlyPens. Subscribers get exclusive access to: • Unfinished chapters and emotional breakdowns • Sensual shots of freshly sharpened pencils • Close-up pictures of hands (ink stains included) • Exclusive photos of messy desks • Uncorrected typos
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 20/08/2026
It's funny because it's painfully accurate. Most writers would rather fight a goose than tell strangers their book exists. Yet here we are, whispering "link in bio" into the algorithmic void like Victorian ghosts trying to haunt this space.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 20/08/2026
The future of literary publishing is short, strange, and slightly unsettling. 1. Attention spans have changed. People aren’t reading less, they’re reading differently. Short, self-contained pieces fit how we already consume everything else. A thread for #authorsky #booksky #writersky
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 20/08/2026
I’ve got two dogs and a cat, so I bought one of those robo hoovers to keep the chaos at bay. It’s loud, obnoxious and not very bright: just yesterday it trapped itself in the corner with a slipper.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 20/08/2026
Four books. All set in the same universe. Unfortunately, it’s this one. Free on wojdyna.com/books now. #authorsky #booksky #writersky #freebooks
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 19/08/2026
We should name heatwaves after the billionaires that helped cause them. “Heatwave Elon killed thousands.” “Heatwave Jeff caused crop failures in three countries.” “Heatwave Donald left $1bn in wildfire damage.” Terrible idea, obviously. Mostly because they’d all immediately start selling merch.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 19/08/2026
Free books, all August. There’s a vacancy with your name on it. There will be tears. Check-in is easy. Leaving is more complicated. Get yours today at wojdyna.com/books #authorsky #booksky #indiesky #writersky
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 18/08/2026
Blending philosophical fiction with subtle supernatural mystery, The Farewell Fare explores uncertainty, consequence, and the quiet moments when ordinary lives drift somewhere unexpected. Available for free everywhere you get your books. Links at wojdynot.es/tff #authorsky #booksky #writersky
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 17/08/2026
Starting again on a new platform is basically raising a surveillance goblin from scratch. You click once. It makes a note. You hesitate. It makes a note. You hate something. Congratulations, that’s engagement. Anyway, I wrote a story about this charming little arrangement. #booksky #authorsky
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The Algorithm | Marcin Wojdyna
The Algorithm: A short story by Marcin Wojdyna.
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 16/08/2026
Want your book, Georgie? We all read for free down here. Come for the free books, stay because you have no other choice. wojdyna.com/books #Booksky #Authorsky
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 15/08/2026
Come here, I've got something for you. All my books, all August. Free across all platforms. wojdyna.com/books
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Marcin Wojdyna @wojdynot.es · 15/08/2026
I write short, surreal and sharp literary fiction about trying to make sense of this mess. If that sounds like your kind of thing, you’re in the right place. Visit my website for current releases, upcoming works, and free standalone pieces.
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