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woe2you

@woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy
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Web designer/developer from Bridgend. Reluctant woodworker. Occasional technology victim. Profile pic is me by @oatmeal Banner image is an Art Deco PC mod I made with a […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ toot.wales/@woe2you, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 12/01/2026
@brucelawson
Heartbreaking: The
Worst Person You
Know Just Made A
Great Point
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 09/01/2026
Post on a social media site (not sure which) by a user called "So I Married A Jacquesmurderer"

some
body once told me
this bird was gonna scold me
while perching on my Pallas bust's
head
| was lookin kinda glum
and mourning what's become
of my lost love lenore
who is dead
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 30/12/2025
@mathowie Relevant meme.
A photo of a muppet in a Silverado truck carrying a board in his hand out of the driver's window instead of in the truck bed with the caption "I bet he wishes he had a truck right about now"
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 19/12/2025
Why would someone do something like this? Who hurt them? And yes, that's the exact same shade of blue and underline they use for links.
A screenshot of part of the Glasses Direct dashboard, focusing on blue underlined text saying "Order Details Received". Below it is a screenshot of the element inspector revealing that the blue underlined text is not in fact a link
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
Never thought I'd be independently wealthy, it's been a weird year.
Windows 11 Task Manager showing 64gb of RAMProxmox system status showing 128gb of RAMTrueNAS status page showing 32gb of RAMTrueNAS status page showing 32gb of RAM
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025
Life hack.
Screenshot of the Mastodon filter settings, filtering out anything containing a link to Substack.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025
Everyone's out of the house at the same time? Unexpected maintenance window. #homelab #selfhosting
A rackmount server extended on its rails with the lid off
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
Said computers are on opposite sides of the Bwlch. Sheep are mental.
Sheep grazing above a steep waterfall
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 01/11/2025
Balti tonight. #curry
A rich orange chicken balti. Chicken, red onion and whole chilli peppers break the surface.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025
Chicken naga vindaloo. #curry
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025
By a happy coincidence one of my frankenservers turns out to be a chassis and motherboard pairing that occurred in real life, which was a nice surprise. #homelab
A Netbox device type page for a Supermicro SuperStorage 2028R-E1CR24N
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2025
@sophieschmieg Not portable enough, an emergency might strike anywhere.
A pocket watch chassis containing a very small D4, D6, D8, D10, D12, D10 and D100.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2025
OK, here we go. "Outage? What outage? Everything looks fine to me" #SelfHosted
My rack. It's a bit scruffy, some of the disk trays are missing and the patch cables are mismatched but it's up.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
This is getting tedious. I'm trying to install W11 on unsupported hardware (that should be perfectly capable of running it), and I'm trying to do it in place because I'm stubborn. This install has been with me through countless changes of hardware platform and […] [Original post on toot.wales]
Windows 11 install error screen with a throbber and the message "Undoing changes made to your computer..."
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
Oops. I probably shouldn't have hotlinked my background image from Imgur. Luckily I have a copy on my local machine, it's a screenshot I took in Elite: Dangerous. #OSA #homelab
My Homepage dashboard. The background image has been replaced with a big message saying "Content not viewable in your region"
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2025
Haven't had much of a chance to think about dinner while we were being a hedgehog ambulance, but luckily there's plenty of the balti I made last week in the freezer so all I have to do is make pilau. Better get to it. #curry
Everything I need for pilau rice laid out on the counter. Basmati rice, mustard seeds, cardamom pods, cinnamon, clove, turmeric, cashew nuts, ghee and a beer. Not for the rice, for me.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2025
So, it turns out Lil Spineyboi was Lil Spineygrrl all along. Just delivered her to hog hospital too, to sort out her cough. #hedgehogs
Another hedgehog in a box with a bowl of kibble.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2025
Found this lil fella wandering around in the middle of the afternoon. Got him all bundled up with a hot water bottle and going to take him for a checkup this evening. #hedgehogs
A hedgehog wrapped in a towel in a plastic container
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2025
@jerry
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2025
In less delicious news: this thing I cobbled together has broken again. Oh joy.
The back of a Raspberry Pi powered smart mirror. It's a bit of a messy cablepocalypse.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2025
Experiment: making chaat with tomato puree instead of tomatoes. This may go badly wrong but it was worth a try.
A darker than usual chaat.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2025
I just found a 5mm socket on the floor next to my desk. I have no idea how it got there. I don't recall owning a 5mm socket, or needing to deal with a 5 mm bolt, or owning anything the right size to drive it.
A baffled hand holds a 5mm socket against a wood grained background.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2025
It was indeed time to make a curry. And since it's just for me I threw in a couple of nagas.
A rich orange balti simmering in the pan. A bay leaf is desperately trying to stay afloat.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2025
Lil Spineyboi appearance, this time at the top of the garden (I heard him snuffling from the back door). #hedgehogs
A hedgehog eating kibble next to a pile of roof slates
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2025
@Edent Couldn't agree more. Cheers.
A bottle of Hobgoblin held up toward my Mastodon feed with this toot visible
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2025
Another Lil Spineyboi sighting. #hedgehogs
A hedgehog on a patio at night, enjoying some kibble
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2025
Lil Spineyboi is back
A hedgehog in long grass. In front of him is a saucer of cat kibble
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2025
I should probably have started earlier, I'm ravenous. #curry
Pans on the hob. Front left is a rich orange balti, front right a chaat. Behind them, pilau rice.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2025
I'm blending up so you better get this balti started. /cc @purplepadma #curry
Very pink balti sauce in a pyrex bowl. On the surface is a mound of brown, red and yellow ground spices.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2025
@doctator I've fallen into that trap before. I had a domain for years for a Left 4 Dead mod I never got around to making. Finally culled it a while back along with a bunch of others.
"Left 4 Brown Bread" in the style of the Left 4 Dead logo over a blood-coloured sky with the London skyline in the background.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2025
On reflection, maybe having DaVinci Resolve and Figma next to each other on the taskbar wasn't the best idea. The frequency of me absent-mindedly clicking the wrong one is non-zero.
Two icons next to each other. Both comprise multicoloured spots on a black square.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2025
It's #curry night.
A rich orange balti, a chaat and pilau rice on the stove.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2025
On a whim I checked the spam folder on the Gmail account I barely use any more, and you couldn't make this up. #spam #google
A marketing email from Google Analytics that has automatically been categorised as spam by Gmail because "this message is similar to messages that we identified as spam in the past"
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2025
@stux
An Amazon listing for a book:

How | Made $290,000 Selling Books by Jack Stratton

$290,000
Only 1 left in stock - order soon.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025
So, I just started editing a video I recorded recently and I spotted a typo in a sentence about me inevitably screwing up.
Heading below video: Outer Wilds
Subheading: Not Worlds. Let''s see how long it takes me to screw that up
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025
A treat for Lil Spineyboi. Still haven't managed to get accommodation up to @babe's standards yet.
A hedgehog enjoying a snack of dried mealworms
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2025
Got a nice lad from Openreach around to run fibre, and had to pull out the rack so he can get to the corner where the ONT is going. I hadn't realised I'd let it get so bad back there. Bit embarrassing. #homelab
Back of a very messy 18u rack. There are 3 servers, a vertical PDU and a spaghetti incident.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2025
Different sort of #curry tonight. I didn't have any other chillis so I had to fall back on my big bag of dried Nagas. Only the one because I didn't want to kill @lexicaleigh.
A Thai style curry simmering in the pan
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2025
Being less sorcerously talented than @brucelawson, I managed to get through cooking the bolognese with white shirt unscathed but the wine resented being uncorked and spat at me.
A white shirt cuff marred by spots of red wine. In the background, a pan of bolognese and the offending bottle.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2025
I'm only surprised I haven't seen this sooner. Obviously I don't have a Large Lying Machine subscription to fail. #phishing #AI
Phishing email claiming my ChatGPT plus subscription payment failed
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2025
Just to add insult to injury, I neglected to add basmati to the shopping list, so now I'm trying to make pilau with the random bag of brown rice we did have in the cupboard. Oops. At least the #curry is looking good.
A rich orange chicken balti simmers away in the pan
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2025
Even my PC agrees it's too hot in here.
Screenshot from Aquasuite dashboard showing 
44°C coolant
27°C ambient
54°C CPU
48°C GPU 
at complete idle.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2025
It's not wrong... #D&D #roleplaying #ttrpg
CAptioned still from the viral "shape sorter" video. On the left, labelled "the DM", a woman sobs. On the right, labelled "the party" a hand disregards the holes labelled "subterfuge", "investigation", "bribery" and "kindness" and jams a non-fitting piece in the hole labelled "violence".
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2025
Any polyglots around who can help explain this weirdly censored game chat? Obviously it's the Scunthorpe Problem, but "ebal" isn't offensive in English so what (presumably European because Euro server) language are they targeting? #gaming #language
World of Warships chat message with odd censoring: Smaland remembers the 5 Ds of dodg****l
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2025
Hurry up and get in my face. #curry
A chicken balti simmering in the pan.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2025
I love Saturday. Best day of the week. #curry.
A bag of dried weapons grade peppers. In a bowl next to them ready to be mixed are tomatoes, garlic and ginger.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2025
@0xabad1dea Crashes used to be black, I don't hold with that newfangled blue business.
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2025
Contrary to popular belief, there's more to pilau rice than boiled white rice and some drops of food dye. #curry
A deep rich red chicken vindaloo on a plate with pilau rice containing cinnamon, cloves, turmeric, mustard seeds, cardamom and cashew nuts
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2025
Racing spoon says it's a nice punchy one. I used red wine vinegar because we happened to have some handy (I usually just use balsamic), and because I'm just cooking for myself for a change I got to use my Nagas (my nearest and dearest don't appreciate weapons […] [Original post on toot.wales]
A chicken vindaloo simmering in the pan
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woe2you @woe2you.toot.wales.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2025
This vindaloo has been sitting there since yesterday tempting me every time I opened the fridge. Time to get this party started. #curry
Chicken vindaloo marinating in a Pyrex bowl
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