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WmRyland

@wmryland.bsky.social
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Extremely online, for a better world, somehow. I love evil pop music, leftwing politics, Atlanta people, New Orleans parties, and SF community.

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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s really no reason to assume he said “whole” instead of “hole” here, btw
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Acyn • @Acyn • 7h
Trump: “I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body. I looked at his ass and I looked at the whole— look at his hands.”
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We won’t get anywhere if every Trump tyranny “raises serious questions” instead of answering them.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am an avowed fan of sperm whales so I keep getting fed Whale Fall ads, but I can’t get down w it bc the pressure of a deep dive would crush that dude. Sperm whales are built different
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Splash mob
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like, how do you make that ad when already stories abound of, for instance, inexperienced hikers being airlifted after ChatGPT gave them deadly advice??
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There’s a ChatGPT ad with an old lady reserving a boat for an outing w her friends, and it ends w them all on a sail boat asking their phone “now, how do you sail?? 🤣” which is the start of a horror movie about 4 elderly ladies stranded on a sail boat, cannibalizing Gertrude
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hell yeah, comrade Trump, abolish private health insurance!!
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If a gun is used in a crime, we don’t prosecute the gun manufacturer*, but if a gun company made an autonomous robot that went on a killing spree, the fucking army would be deployed to take it out. *(maybe we should tho)
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In other words, the only thing that can save ai from itself would be a dramatic reduction in required compute, which would allow it to focus on what it can do. Absent that advance, it will implode as surely as a dropped rock falls.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If ai could work without such enormous infrastructure investments, it might be contained to the things it can actually do. But it must be universally adopted across everyone’s lives to justify its cost, so we’re subjected to all this sweatily doomed foisting.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Darkly funny that he offered up San Diego along with LA, given SD is easily the most militarized major city in CA and pretty conservative. Kinda lets us know that SF isn’t in his threat briefings, which, whew, I guess
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw some of the Ohio state game at the bar and there was an ad for “straight ticket GOP voting” that was like “yeah I know this guy sucks but midterms are about sticking to your guns and voting party line”… whew, they’re nervous to the point of desperation
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Need to save this lie for Friday before election day
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are all kids named Gunner top quarterback prospects or are there a bunch of Gunners out there with parents who relied too hard on nominative determinism?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am obviously not talking about wheelchair users 🙄
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Those should be classed as electric motorcycles, not e-bikes. The problem is less they’re fast and more that people ride them as tho they are bikes. I will admit my curmudgeon status here but anything that propels itself should never get in the bike lane or sidewalk
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love my neurodivergents, but If we’re gonna have someone designing human consciousness, can it not be someone who learned what a smile is from a mood board?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Consider plankton. To say there are so many of them misstates their entire being. Yet they are each individuals, some of whom will become giants
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God JCO would fucking *thrive* on here, but everyone would block her for pointing out something extremely obvious about furries or some shit
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty dope that the cookie that remembers your cookie preferences choices is not an “essential cookie”
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what would stop ai agents from “going rogue”? Holding these companies’ executives personally criminally responsible for the activities they programmed their products to conduct. The problem would cease the moment Dario’s cell door slammed shut.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is very cool. Also, you can turn off copilot by disabling Word’s internet services
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She’s also never grown a plant. Like, does she know the fridge light goes out when you close the door??
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What did dogs think a thunderstorm was before fireworks were invented? Did they go absolutely ape shit and panic so bad they hurt themselves every time the sky clapped its cheeks? Or is this a weakness we’ve bred into them?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The western mass lesbian coffee shop mask mandate incident is the kind of thing that happens when autistic people make performative identity-based wokeness their special interest
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Several Israeli government actions immediately before 10/7 take on a new light, particularly the IDF’s decision to extend the music festival’s permit to 10/7… were those kids intentionally placed in harm’s way?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does NYT look for the dumbest motherfuckers on planet earth for these interviews or are a critical mass of Americans just stone cold morons?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is not possible to support modern Israel as a good person. Not possible.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Artists are the only good people with real wealth. They didn’t have to directly exploit workers to get rich, so sometimes a decent person gets rich
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The whole “first person in my bloodline to read that sentence” thing ignores the vast multiplicity of possible word arrangements. Like, it’s likely no one has ever written the first sentence of this post, but it doesn’t seem unique or special. In fact the uniqueness of any sentence is not unique.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re going to hear a lot of this from Republicans once they lose or give up their seats, but never ever until then
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Little League parents who fight umps, car dealership barons, armed Karens who call the cops on lemonade stands, homeschooling woo-woo paranoiacs… meet the petite bourgeois autocrats of the new American right
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also raises disturbing reality that not everything that goes in my refrigerator has been frigerated yet
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe if it was called a “purchase surplus” the president would understand that a trade deficit isn’t a bad thing. Alas, he’s a fucking idiot
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just wish they’d elder abuse Mitch McConnell in a way that didn’t cause children to starve
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We must hold Dr. Frankenstein legally liable for the crimes of his monster
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Theory: gender imbalances on dating apps have less to do with gender per se and more to do with relative desirability… but perhaps relative desirability is also gendered… anyway, no matter who you are, you’ll get lots of attention from less desirable ppl than yourself is my point.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Most actual voter fraud is committed by republicans who think it’s commonplace and easy to get away with bc that’s what the GOP tells them. They learn the hard way that it’s actually super easy to detect and prosecute. What happened here is different and understandable and infuriating.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran getting a live demonstration of why there’s no neutrality in a genocide
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Couldn’t’ve happened to a more deserving ally
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, that seems like insider confirmation that Kamala is not running
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever notice how no one is ever proud to be descended from a Pinkerton or a Klansman, yet descendants of labor and civil rights leaders are national treasures?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The secret service has helped dozens of presidents cheat on their wives, but they draw the line at golf
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I’m seeing here is a Mar-a-Lago absolutely teeming with honeypots, so much so that even Trump’s lackeys are squirming
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Weather App: weather is perfect. Also the Weather App: WARNING HEAT ADVISORY…. What is this, an English weather report??
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All these comparisons to T2: Judgement Day yet no one willing to be Sarah Connor. Pathetic
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In this case I think it may actually be news that the sitting president is so openly sabotaging his party’s midterm chances
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine having been a freshman entering college in fall 2024, getting two years of ChatGPT jammed down your throat until you adopt it, and now everyone realizes at once that all it did was make you substantially stupider, less literate, and less competitive in the job market. Good lord
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Harp is a true believer so we’ll likely never know what she knows, but she certainly knows things Trump doesn’t want you to know
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Surprise! Effective altruism was always fake!
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