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WmRyland

@wmryland.bsky.social
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Extremely online, for a better world, somehow. I love evil pop music, leftwing politics, Atlanta people, New Orleans parties, and SF community.

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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 7h
Darkly funny that he offered up San Diego along with LA, given SD is easily the most militarized major city in CA and pretty conservative. Kinda lets us know that SF isn’t in his threat briefings, which, whew, I guess
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw some of the Ohio state game at the bar and there was an ad for “straight ticket GOP voting” that was like “yeah I know this guy sucks but midterms are about sticking to your guns and voting party line”… whew, they’re nervous to the point of desperation
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Need to save this lie for Friday before election day
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are all kids named Gunner top quarterback prospects or are there a bunch of Gunners out there with parents who relied too hard on nominative determinism?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love my neurodivergents, but If we’re gonna have someone designing human consciousness, can it not be someone who learned what a smile is from a mood board?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Consider plankton. To say there are so many of them misstates their entire being. Yet they are each individuals, some of whom will become giants
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God JCO would fucking *thrive* on here, but everyone would block her for pointing out something extremely obvious about furries or some shit
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty dope that the cookie that remembers your cookie preferences choices is not an “essential cookie”
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know what would stop ai agents from “going rogue”? Holding these companies’ executives personally criminally responsible for the activities they programmed their products to conduct. The problem would cease the moment Dario’s cell door slammed shut.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is very cool. Also, you can turn off copilot by disabling Word’s internet services
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What did dogs think a thunderstorm was before fireworks were invented? Did they go absolutely ape shit and panic so bad they hurt themselves every time the sky clapped its cheeks? Or is this a weakness we’ve bred into them?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The western mass lesbian coffee shop mask mandate incident is the kind of thing that happens when autistic people make performative identity-based wokeness their special interest
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Several Israeli government actions immediately before 10/7 take on a new light, particularly the IDF’s decision to extend the music festival’s permit to 10/7… were those kids intentionally placed in harm’s way?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does NYT look for the dumbest motherfuckers on planet earth for these interviews or are a critical mass of Americans just stone cold morons?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is not possible to support modern Israel as a good person. Not possible.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Artists are the only good people with real wealth. They didn’t have to directly exploit workers to get rich, so sometimes a decent person gets rich
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The whole “first person in my bloodline to read that sentence” thing ignores the vast multiplicity of possible word arrangements. Like, it’s likely no one has ever written the first sentence of this post, but it doesn’t seem unique or special. In fact the uniqueness of any sentence is not unique.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’re going to hear a lot of this from Republicans once they lose or give up their seats, but never ever until then
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Little League parents who fight umps, car dealership barons, armed Karens who call the cops on lemonade stands, homeschooling woo-woo paranoiacs… meet the petite bourgeois autocrats of the new American right
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe if it was called a “purchase surplus” the president would understand that a trade deficit isn’t a bad thing. Alas, he’s a fucking idiot
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just wish they’d elder abuse Mitch McConnell in a way that didn’t cause children to starve
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We must hold Dr. Frankenstein legally liable for the crimes of his monster
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Theory: gender imbalances on dating apps have less to do with gender per se and more to do with relative desirability… but perhaps relative desirability is also gendered… anyway, no matter who you are, you’ll get lots of attention from less desirable ppl than yourself is my point.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Most actual voter fraud is committed by republicans who think it’s commonplace and easy to get away with bc that’s what the GOP tells them. They learn the hard way that it’s actually super easy to detect and prosecute. What happened here is different and understandable and infuriating.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran getting a live demonstration of why there’s no neutrality in a genocide
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Couldn’t’ve happened to a more deserving ally
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well, that seems like insider confirmation that Kamala is not running
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ever notice how no one is ever proud to be descended from a Pinkerton or a Klansman, yet descendants of labor and civil rights leaders are national treasures?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The secret service has helped dozens of presidents cheat on their wives, but they draw the line at golf
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I’m seeing here is a Mar-a-Lago absolutely teeming with honeypots, so much so that even Trump’s lackeys are squirming
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Weather App: weather is perfect. Also the Weather App: WARNING HEAT ADVISORY…. What is this, an English weather report??
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All these comparisons to T2: Judgement Day yet no one willing to be Sarah Connor. Pathetic
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine having been a freshman entering college in fall 2024, getting two years of ChatGPT jammed down your throat until you adopt it, and now everyone realizes at once that all it did was make you substantially stupider, less literate, and less competitive in the job market. Good lord
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Harp is a true believer so we’ll likely never know what she knows, but she certainly knows things Trump doesn’t want you to know
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this was the exact outcome that the "the economy under Biden (when unemployment was 3% and wages for lower-income workers were increasing rapidly) sucks" push was meant to engineer and it worked.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you’ve got a dude who graduated high school around 2003 that you wanna lull into a deep and restful slumber, throw on kid a BUT make sure to stop before national anthem else wise he’ll rise
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s a Bojack bit, man. Tan guy of the stable?? That’s a fucking horse
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imagine the healing we could have as a nation if Musk faced accountability for his many crimes against America.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You know how salt, fat, and sugar taste good to us bc they have critical minerals and nutrients we need? Imagine how good bugs must taste to birds
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know I’m an absolutist against ai, but goddamnit, my buddy just sent a gender swap pic of himself in the gc and another buddy doesn’t realize it and is thirsting so hard he might be about to discover something about himself
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Really wild how a system premised on the allocation of scarce resources is also premised on infinite growth
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rightwingers loooOoooove to be told what to think bc it relieves them of their least favorite task
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Thing is, everyone knows the game here: he knows what’s going on; he’s just embarrassed by his own indefensible support for Trump. That no one in the room will make that dynamic clear to viewers is the scandal.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ever think about how a ripe fig is ripe bc a wasp crawled into it and died?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There are so many fronts on which accelerationism is the only plausible path forward. Didn’t have to be this way but it is
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If the other Silos have The Pact to dictate their lives and maintain social longevity, does Silo 1 have something similar or is lust for totalitarian control enough to keep them in line for 340+ years?
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Blade runner 2049 really could’ve used a scene where gosling finds the memory maker… like why her specifically? Does he go looking for *his own* memory maker or does he just happen to interview The One serendipitously? He sorta implies someone pointed him to her as an expert but I hate coincidences
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They’re disgusting, granted, but I love the vibe and atmosphere of a casino: unbridled hope, crushing desperation, disorienting gaudiness: a universe to itself without reference to time or nature or responsibility, where all authority and obligation is collapsed into The House.
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Does the presence or absence of brains dictate the distinction between aquarium and museum? This seems like an aquarium to me
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WmRyland @wmryland.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So far, we know about two different Trump staffers whose entire job seems to be dangling keys in front of him to keep him from pouting, one of whom literally picks out showtunes to calm his anger. Yes I do feel like I’m going insane
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