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Shirtless Bert

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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump can’t come up with any new ideas. How do you think Governor Knife won reelection back in ‘90? Free knives.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But its NICHE Woke BS
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In 1998 Notre Dame to an intentional safety to end the game against LSU. It worked and they won, but the starting QB blew out his knee on the play. Had to start the back up the next week and lost handsomely.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All these people coming out of heaven to lineup and kick Charlie’s ass.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looking doughy!
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Last Action Hero
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That play haunts me like David Gordon in ‘93, and Rocket’s punt return in the Orange Bowl.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Chile, specifically Puerto Montt and Patagonia
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I watched the last 20 mins + stoppage standing four feet in front of the TV. On Telemundo, of course.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
West Jamaica!
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Deafheaven or Sigur Ros
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Draymond wants to fight, Shaq refusing to acknowledge Silver’s presence, Kenny looks like he just heard the dumbest shit in his life, and Chuck looks like somebody told him he’s on the next flight to Galveston.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Draymond, Shaq, Kenny, and Chuck all in different states of disbelief.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bottle Rocket “This ain’t no trip to Cleveland.”
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Does it include the part where Jeff put his Jeff in the Jeff and the Jeffs exploded all over the Jeffs?
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
youtu.be/3aGaGD4CitM?...
youtu.be
Pearl Jam - Leash (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by PearljamVEVO
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We really just need a @jonbois.bsky.social watching sports account the whole internet can post to.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
They’re coming for Cincinnati @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social apple.news/ATN_spLNVQHW...
apple.news
Two Green 'Fireballs' Streaked Across the West Coast Sky, Some of the Latest in a String of Dazzling Meteors Above the U.S. — Smithsonian Magazine
Some of the space rocks exploded, causing loud booms, and a piece of one may have crashed into a house
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The Fountainhead. I was a real asshole for awhile after that.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigober...
en.wikipedia.org
Rigoberta Menchú - Wikipedia
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Trump is probably wondering why Joe Paterno didn’t show up for the panel today.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This might be the one and only time for the Michael Scott “No. God. No,” meme.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Am I allowed to puke and rally?
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Even though she didn’t write this, I can only hear @hollyanderson.bsky.social saying “for men” all the way through. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wel...
mcsweeneys.net
Welcome to Books, For Men™
From the people behind Books, come Books, For Men™. Books, For Men™ have thick, sturdy pages. Built for a man’s eyeballs. Books, For Men™ are nonfi...
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Even though she didn’t write this, I can only hear @hollyanderson.bsky.social saying “for men” all the way through. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wel...
mcsweeneys.net
Welcome to Books, For Men™
From the people behind Books, come Books, For Men™. Books, For Men™ have thick, sturdy pages. Built for a man’s eyeballs. Books, For Men™ are nonfi...
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Radiohead - Hollow Signal
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If it was stupid then and stupid now, then tell us who is forcing you to care and watch?
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We’ll never know… Duke, hang the banner!
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’ve seen enough of Caleb Williams and Rodger’s predictions to know that this was 100% going to happen.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hearing reports of Hoosier in Pasadena.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
@edsbs.bsky.social Thoughts on the new Toledo Coach??
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
That’s true, but for some reason ND was and to reverse on the “metric” that Auburn is a tough place to play is ridiculous. If they came out and said, “Actually we were wrong to put ND ahead in the first place. We’re just fixing our past error,” that would be more understandable.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Does “bunghole” count? Cause we didn’t make it past 700am.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Good job, Matt!
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I AM LEVITATING
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Nate Kaeding
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
This is important.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The journey from this to that involves a man getting lost in Key West for a year or two.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Wait til you get to Thanksgiving and Christmas
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Mm, yes, I would some chips that taste like my sandwich to go with my sandwich.
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Shirtless Bert @wma1009.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Since he got on the plane??? More likely the inspiration for booking the trip in the first place.
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