WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 22hLearning is magickal, when we bring it to life! For fantasy fun & magickal edutainment like this, absorb WizWorld LIVE each Friday at 8PT! Come check it out! 🧙♂️ I hope & I pray... 021
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 02/10/2026TONIGHT—we play with the Queen of Samhain's puzzle-box gift, deliver a magus-monologue, & premiere a brand-new EDUTAINMENT SEGMENT! Join us in an Autumnal wood tonight for THE WOE-FORM 🧙♂️🧩🍂 020
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 01/10/2026This Friday at 8PT, we step unto the spookèd season, & a mysterious “Samhain Queen” granted us a little treasure named THE WOE-FORM! It seems tales of our artifact-quest spread swiftly—how kind of this “Samhain Queen” to assist us! So join us, to solve this intriguing puzzle-box & open THE WOE-FORM! 011
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 29/09/2026How pleasant to receive such an easy-to-read chart of the people most responsible for worsening society! None of these mortals deserve another single moment of comfort nor peace: 140
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 25/09/2026TONIGHT—we delve far beneath modern England to the ruins of Hobbiton! We shall excavate the mathom-house for the fabled Arkenstone with @aichdubb.bsky.social , put on a waist-coat & join us hobbitly at 8PT 💎🧙 011
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 25/09/2026Friday at 8PT, we resume our treasure hunt, & delve into an old mathom-house to find out WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES! Join us & H. Dubb for a pleasant celebration of Mr. Baggins' birth-day 🎂 021
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 22/09/2026Could ye feel it, mortals—the perfect balance of night & day, as it cometh twice a year? & now the Sun begins its retreat, as the cool dark night stretches out. Autumn & Winter rush to greet us, HUZZAH #mabon #equinox #autumnalequinox #astronomy #astrology #wheeloftheyear #celtic #holiday #art 060
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 19/09/2026Come eat at Shells by Tom—while supplies last, 'cause once the oceans die, won't be no more clams to bake! [catch sponsors like this every Friday at 8PT during WizWorld LIVE, Earth's most magickal talk show🧙♂️] #climatechange #oceanacidification #overfishing #bycatch #extinction #climate #satire 043
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 18/09/2026TONIGHT—our normal broadcasts resume, returnèd from Idyllwild! We shall tell ye of the faire, review mortal news, hear from fresh sponsors, & we shall NOT be interrupted by intrigues, villains, nor ADVENTURES. Come ring in Mabon, welcome the equinox, with us tonight🧙♂️🍂 000
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 17/09/2026Friday at 8PT, we return to our normal broadcasting schedule for a RECUPERATIVE MABON! We hope to celebrate the Autumnal equinox in peace & catch up on two hideous weeks of mortal news without any interruptions from villains, intrigue, nor ghosts. SEE YE ON #MABON! #wheeloftheyear #pagan #wizard 020
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 14/09/2026We are returnèd from a wondrous week-end on the mountain! We thank all friends & new, the stalwart faire crew, & the kindly legion of mortals who let us read their many many futures 🧙♂️⛰️🍻 For more thoughts & images from Idyllwild '26, head to the Scriptorium! #renfairecostume #renfaire #cosplay 130
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 12/09/2026HUZZAH Y BRAVA, come see us at Idyllwild today et tomorrow! 🧙♂️⛰️ 🍻 #renfaire #renaissancefestival #renfairegarb #renaissancefaire #wizards #wizworldlive #wizardry 021
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 11/09/2026ARRIVED—ENTENTED—streaming BEHIND THE SCENES OF Idyllwild, at 8PT 🧙♂️⛺ 🧙♂️ #idyllwildrenfaire #renfaire #renfairecamping 072
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 09/09/2026OYEZ & OYE—this Saturday & Sunday, 't pleases us greatly to return to the IDYLLWILD REN FAIRE! Join us in Hurkey Creek Park, three shows daily, for our glorious return to the first faire brave enough to add us to the bill. HUZZAH, BRAVA, BE THERE! 042
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 04/09/2026TONIGHT—join us for a textually thrilling evening IN THE STACKS! We've no library cards, but I cannot imagine that should pose any problems. Grab a favored tome & BE THERE 8PT 🧙♂️📚 020
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 03/09/2026Friday at 8PT, we detour to a peaceful place, searching for lost lore IN THE STACKS! We have no valid library cards, no right of law to search among these shelves, but that SHALL NOT STOP US! Who will care, anyhow? A LIBRARIAN? Unlikely! Join us for a serene research meeting IN THE STACKS! 021
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 01/09/2026I chanced to luxuriate alone ‘neath the recent Full Moon, & felt inspired to dig into some of mine old codices. I penned Moon-Runes, a millennium ago, but the manuscript were (mostly) destroyed in Wicingas-raid. Gaze upon the title page here, & head to the Scriptorium for a lost Lunar riddle-poem🌕🧙♂️ 110
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 30/08/2026Life ain't easy for a boy named Kohl's...but at least he'll be able to shop 'til the bitter end! We air "commercials" like this one every week during WizWorld LIVE! Come check it out, Fridays at 8PT! 🧙♂️ #JohnnyCash #countrymusic #parody #satire #corporatemalfeasance #climate #anarchist #fun 084
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 28/08/2026TONIGHT we go a-DELVING JACKSON HOLE! We tunneled beneath the Federal Reserve's foolish symposium to retrieve the REAL TREASURES! Gear up & join us in the under-world at 8PT 🧙♂️⛏️ #delving #jacksonhole #symposium #thefed #federalreserve #economics #econ #wisdom #wizard 020
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 27/08/2026This Friday at 8PT, whilst thy nobles fiddle atop a burning Rome, Summersbane & I shall be a-DELVING JACKSON HOLE! They shall yammer & blab about interest rates & bond yields, whilst we seek the true treasures below, THE FOOLS. Join us for a fiscally irresponsible venture DELVING JACKSON HOLE! 010
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 25/08/2026"Spiritual war-fare"—feared & touted by pastors & White House advisors alike—is, indeed, REAL...except! What they battle be ILLUSIONS, sent by volunteer wizards & witches such as myself. 'Tis satisfying, to distract & confuse the Enemy so... #mermaid #vampire #wizard #witch #werewolf 120
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 22/08/2026Hank Williams, Jr., outlaw country legend, would like all y'all to follow the law real good now, y'hear? Or ya may find yerself in the ICE-house, now... {for more like this, catch WizWorld LIVE every Friday at 8PT 🧙♂️🧊} #ICE #fascism #policestate #outlawcountry #countrymusic #satire #arcanarchist 020
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 21/08/2026TONIGHT—as I confront the WHITE RIDER, the amazing CYNTHIA WEATHERWAX RETURNETH! The Hexologist Supreme & Euchre Queen, after so long, with me in the Forest of Nemubarb! Be there to possibly witness my destruction at 8PT🧙♂️🎠🧙♀️ #fantasy #arcanarchism #cosplay #talkshow #witch #wizard 010
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 21/08/2026This Friday at 8PT, CYNTHIA WEATHERWAX RETURNETH! After so long away, what a joy it shall be to reunite with the Hexologist Supreme! But she joins me at a dangerous hour—in the Forest of Nemubarb, wherein we shall find THE WHITE RIDER! Who is he? Shall we survive? COME SEE FRIDAY 8PT 010
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 14/08/2026TONIGHT—I conduct the ritual of exchange with our old pal Slurs the Toilet in PAWN GOB! Bring trash & treasure at 8PT🧙💸 (with @tailboi.bsky.social as StT) 033
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 13/08/2026I now make a bingo card annually, with my viewers, to address precisely this issue: blog.wizworldlive.com/p/2026-must-... 060
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 13/08/2026MORTALS—this Friday at 8PT, I journey to Slurs the Toilet’s new shoppe, & attempt to trade trash for treasure in PAWN GOB! He holds artifacts we might use to save all mortal-kind, withheld behind the ghastly practice of…EXCHANGE. Bargain with me Friday 8PT in PAWN GOB! (with @tailboi.bsky.social ) 130
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 12/08/2026Prepare for Sam Altman to give a watered-down slop version of the "The World is a Corporation" speech after this 010
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 11/08/2026& he did not call me "misunderstander," he called me a liar: 100
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 11/08/2026Since time immemorial, mortals have sought to craft models of their world—to control & predict the infinite & unpredictable. Where mortals fail, I triumphed—with the PROSIMULATABRUM! A perfect model, suitable for all manner of experimentation. As ye see, it contains all the Earth within't: 111
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 09/08/2026The Computer really needs to be alive, soon, or 'tis all over for mortal-kind... This very real appeal to the Computer l originally aired on August 7th, 2026 during WizWorld LIVE, Earth's ONLY magical talk show by wizards, for mortals! Join us every Friday for more delights 🧙♂️🖥️ 011
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 07/08/2026Join me TONIGHT, mortals, In Caverna Qværendo MaÞm! I must deal with the grotto's occupant ( @aichdubb.bsky.social ) to find the next treasure, & polling shows my odds are HIGH. Be there, 8PT 🧙♂️💎✨ #improv #cosplay #talkshow #wizardry #fantasy #satire #arcanarchist #anarchist 031
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 06/08/2026Using the Compass of Octopon, I uncovered a forgotten grotto, & somewhere within it lies a needed artifact! But I am not alone—join myself & the mysterious being inside (played by @aichdubb.bsky.social ) Friday at 8PT as IN CAVERNA QUÆRENDO MAÞM! 030
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 03/08/2026I marked Lughnasadh last night—the auld Celtic festival marking the time between Summer’s solstice & Fall’s equinox. I ascended Mount Diablo, to a secreted field of wheat, for the most sacred ritual: the hunting of conservagoblins! #lughnasadh #lammas #wheeloftheyear #witchcraft #pagan #celtic 150
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 31/07/2026TONIGHT—two wizards attend Space Camp WHAT ELSE DO YE NEED? Lift-off at 8PT 🧙♂️👨🚀 001
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 30/07/2026MORTALS—This Friday at 8PT, we seize the grand prize we unlocked last week—a trip for two to SPACE CAMP! A place of wonder, & Natural Philosophy, & a place safe for children—& thus, one safe for us! Nothing shall go wrong, all shall go right, join us Friday 8PT at SPACE CAMP! 110
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 28/07/2026I bring ye a page from a long-lost codex, whose only copy I hold safe in one of mine archives. When we plundered Andy Richter's vault we secured a primo prize—the “Compass of Octopon.” Lost for a millennium, this artifact lights the way to other treasures. #fantasy #history #writing #illumination 110
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 24/07/2026TONIGHT—join us in the Temple of the Red Scare for LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN COMMIE! Will we defeat this children's game show? AYE. Be there for victory at 8PT 🧙♂️🗿 #legendsofthehiddentemple #gameshow #improv #fantasy #satire #redscare #mccarthyism #silly #fun 010
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 24/07/2026Platinum Pete Hegseth says—drop yer socks & grab yer injection kits, it's time for T! This very real public service announcement from the Department of War originally aired on July 17th, 2026 during WizWorld LIVE, Earth's ONLY magical talk show by wizards, for mortals! 🧙♂️ MOST LETHAL MILITARY 032
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 23/07/2026Friday at 8PT, guided by the treasure we acquired last week, we descend unto a long-lost Temple of the Red Scare, to unveil the LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN COMMIE! That we may seize our second treasure, we must wend our way through mysterious trials, & face nefarious challenges—join us there! 022
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 21/07/2026In 1954, Summersbane attempted to divert the "Red Scare" into an "Undead Scare." Tragically, he were outfoxed by the demon known as "Roy Cohn"... For the full story, head to our Scriptorium—unless ye be a Pinko subversive...? 130
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 17/07/2026TONIGHT—Summersbane returns, & we descend into a fabled vault. I am confident we shall retrieve our first treasure tonight BE THERE 🧙♂️💎 000
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 16/07/2026Wednesday’s greetings, mortals! This Friday at 8PT, unholy Summersbane returns, & we attempt to crack the VAULT OF RIHTÆRE! A potent treasure we hear lies inside, awaiting one clever enough to fetch it. Will we finally gather the first item, to aid us on our quest for the Grail? FIND OUT WITH US! 010
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 14/07/2026I nipped down to see how Lindsey were acclimating to the new surroundings, & give greetings to some old “friends.” His tormentors e’en let me take a turn at the wheel... #LindseyGraham #arcanarchist #anarchistart #fantasy #art #Hell #wizardry #capitalism 140
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 10/07/2026TONIGHT—I face...the DEMON. He (@hunteredwards.bsky.social) holds information I require, but any demon encounter risks the very soul—gird thine animas, mortals, & join me at 8PT 🧙♂️ 000
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 09/07/2026Friday, at 8PT, the grand treasure hunt leads us face-to-face with the DEMON! An unusual one, bound to the soul & form of a man, doomed to warp between Hell & Earth! But he has KNOWLEDGE WE REQUIRE. Thus, we must deal with the DEMON, Friday at 8PT! #demonology #improv #fantasy #demon #diabolist 021
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 08/07/2026Ken Klippenstein, on Platner: I have long loathed him for reasons I could not fully articulate. I thank @kenklippenstein.bsky.social for providing something more concrete 240
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 07/07/2026A sick ritual took place Saturday—rote prayers to end Communism, worship of the King called President, & weebling 80s music by soldiers trained in being a cover band. With eyes ‘pon the “National Mall,” I snuck into the Columbian Catacombs, scouring for any items of worth which remain... 110
WizWorldLIVE @wizworldlive.com · 03/07/2026TONIGHT—to "commemorate" "America's" "independence," I face the RED, WHITE, & BLUE KNIGHT! Be there, patriots 🇺🇸🗽🌭 #America250 #Freedom250 #JulyFourth #FourthofJuly #patriots #America #UnitedStates #satire 020