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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 1h
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10h
PSG and Barcelona play each other next week, so a great chance for #avfc to take top spot in the Champions League, if they can beat Viking. Having 9 points going into the Barcelona game would take a lot of pressure off and hopefully the players could relax (not switch off) and get a positive result.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10h
Bowing or powered down? 😁
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11h
That one moment when he was on the touchline, seemingly surrounded by three of their players and somehow Houdinied his way out of it with some piece of skill that they criminally never replayed.
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Chef'S Kiss Amanda Seyfried
ALT: Chef'S Kiss Amanda Seyfried
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11h
I was thinking this during the game. I'd gone with: You're so good Nic Jackson, Ooooh! You are unreal!
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11h
@trueadventures.bsky.social Good point you made on the podcast about Jackson's lack of back lift with his shots. That reminds me a lot of Dalian Atkinson. Especially his first goal tonight.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11h
I was concerned, but he was still walking around the pitch at the end with everyone else. Hopefully just cramp 🤞🏻🙏🏻
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12h
I think if he's just a vastly experienced head that comes into the game late on, which enables McGinn to go off without the rest of the team losing their heads, then it's money well spent.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12h
I'm going to go out on a limb, and you'll say I'm crazy, but I think this new generation of #avfc players are capable of getting a penalty in the Premier League this season.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12h
Hopefully, so this guy can stop losing his shit.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12h
Has the Fenerbahce manager quit yet? I don't know if you're aware, but he did after they played Roma. Oh, of course you're aware, as Glenn Hoddle and the commentator mentioned that about 50 times. #avfc
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 18h
Gas lighting in the future/space.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I guess more credit was probably due to #avfc for beating Brugge away.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did he really say Onana was back on training? 👀
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sorry to hear you've been going through such a tough time. 🫂
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I really hope this is the Newcastle that 'turn up' on Saturday.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This game is very chaotic. Neither team wants to keep possession for more than a few seconds.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Must mean Man Utd then. Always singing this on her walks: youtu.be/GWLLMrQLEXE?...
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Come On You Reds - Manchester United & Status Quo
YouTube video by manutdgirl117
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stopped because they'd been exposed? Either would be hypothetical.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's when they were exposed. Surely if you're caught, logic dictates you wouldn't then continue cheating?
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wasn't it 2018 when the initial hack exposed the initial financial irregularities? You'd think they'd have tightened up after that.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If that stat is correct, it's insane.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You're Enzo Fernandez and you also play for Manchester City. Is he now a contender for the most horrid/hated Premier League player?
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The former Leicester/Luton midfielder Scott Oakes' dad was in Shawaddywaddy. That and the song above are about my only knowledge of them.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And now @jacobtanswell.bsky.social is doing walk and talks! Fight!
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn't see the game today, but from listening to it, it sounds like Manzambi is a lot more involved in the game that Rogers used to be. Is that accurate from today? Jackson sounded good as well.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lunatics walk amongst our fan base.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Such vitriol. You really have to wonder who hurt them.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hopefully #avfc emulates the U18's result from this morning. 6-0 and we didn't even play Madjo, even though he'd be eligible and isn't in the senior squad today. Not that we would, but crazy to think he could still feature at that level.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is that the hatred filled, English 'patriot' named after a Southern U.S. rooster?
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An accurate representation of the faithful. youtube.com/watch?v=OuSz...
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Traitors: A Very Confident Mistake | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saka pulls back a player on 2 occasions, no yellow. Leeds player does it, yellow. Plays advantage when Arsenal player is fouled, then takes it back when move breaks down. Calvert-Lewin being fouled, plays advantage, move breaks down, game continues. #CommercialSixBias
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Room Next Door - Kemi Badenoch
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The Room Next Door - Kemi Badenoch
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good to see @jacobtanswell.bsky.social becoming the bad boy of #avfc reporting by including Unai's swear word, whereas sweet, innocent @johntownley.bsky.social censored it. @danrolinson.bsky.social - this doesn't bode well for the inevitable boxing match.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I see some content creators where there's 3 different thumbnails for the same video, because apparently YT targets it to different demographics/times. Not sure if the creators have to do them all or YT manipulates it. Often see a video I think I've not seen, but actually watched it days before.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Absolute fuckwit. "It has nothing to do with saving lives at sea." It has EVERYTHING to do with that.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And the luck of about 3 deflections. An amazing performance though. Back then, still previous Villa trauma kicked in whenever Salah scored.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That night, Andrew fucked Paddington.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's like a reboot of Groundhog Day.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Always risky to use Cash when going abroad.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Up there with Mr Noseybonk from Jigsaw.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Psycho hose beast springs to mind.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes?
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dear Diary, It's now day 812 of the international 'break'. During this period, several players across the Premier League have grown too old and now retired from football. Man City have been found guilty of the majority of charges over 8 seasons, roughly equivalent in days to the international break.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And we can fill the void.
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I remember looking at this about a month ago and wondering if it would affect us.
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Manchester City cheated Premier League rules, the Commission found. Did it also cheat HMRC? We've examined the decision and leaked Mancini documents. We think City likely failed to pay £12m in tax. There should be a criminal investigation. Thread:
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hope it's not too late to make the Oxford Dictionary's word of the year. Also funny that I posted without seeing your post and had used the word probably for the first time ever 😁
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Ross @wizross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If City get relegated, fined, sued by other PL clubs and end up having to pay debts, how about each PL club gets to choose one City player to have on a free instead. If more than one club wants a player, there's an auction and any money goes to grassroots football. #CrazyIdeasThatWouldNotHappen
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