The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It isn't lawlessness. It's the law of an occupying force. America has been conquered by the enemy in a war none of us realized ever happened. This isn't our country, it isn't our government, it's a despotism powered by an oligarchy, and voting and lobbying is no longer the answer. Tear it down. 000
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The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My updated Patreon, now including more than just the fantasy console I've been working on. patreon.com/TheWizardsTa...patreon.comThe Wizard's Tales — Interactive WorldsGet more from The Wizard's Tales on Patreon. Interactive Worlds. Support The Wizard's Tales and get exclusive access to their work. 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm rebranding my Patreon from just the Apogee64 fantasy console to my entire body of work. Come check me out on itch and Patreon. #SoloDev #IndieDev #GameDev #GameDevelopment www.patreon.com/TheWizardsTa...patreon.comRebrand! | The Wizard's TalesThis Patreon has pretty much been specifically for the Apogee64! retro fantasy console, but since nobody has really come through yet that gi 091
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dolly was kindness incarnate. Tim was an irreplaceable presence among weirdos and theater kids. Peter Cullen was literally the voice of courage and loyalty for millions. The three of you will be missed. 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Does anyone else notice that autocorrect across its various incarnations is getting progressively worse? 011
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 07/06/2026You want to be scared? Ask an LLM if scientists have any data about the expected date of the next apocalyptic tectonic or weather event. It won't say "soon" outright, but it may just refuse to answer completely or weasel around the question. 010
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"Never shall I forget these things, even if I am condemned to live as long as God himself. Never." -Elie Wiesel, 'Night' 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"Never shall I forget those flames which consumed my faith forever. Never shall I forget that nocturnal silence which deprived me for all eternity of the desire to live. Never shall I forget those moments which murdered my God and my soul and turned my dreams to dust." 100
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"Never shall I forget that night, the first night in camp, which has turned my life into one long night. Never shall I forget that smoke. Never shall I forget the little faces of the children whose bodies I saw turned into wreaths of smoke beneath a silent blue sky." 100
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 31/05/2026One of the most heartbreaking lines I've ever read, from Elie Wiesel's "Night:" When the three days were up, there was a new decree: every Jew must wear the yellow star... "The yellow star? Oh well, what of it? You don't die of it..." (Poor Father! Of what then did you die?" 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I was at the mall and saw a Kay Jewelers banner: "Every Kiss Begins With Kay." Well, one thing I like doing for my own enjoyment is singing sophomoric parodies of things. So I went to go do one for Kay and accidentally uncovered a deep truth of the universe: "Every Poop Begins With Pee." 010
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I know you couldn't do it on a C64, but my Apogee64 #fantasyconsole now supports multiple scripts with the CALL filename, label/line number command! #gamedev #solodev #indiedev #c64 0112
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It's been a busy night working on the commands for my Apogee64 Fantasy Console, but I now have output, flow, variable, math, random, and string commands working! #gamedev #indiedev #solodev #fantasyconsole 072
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I'm always really bad at doing dev logs. I just don't have the time or think about doing it at all. I have no idea how Andrew Braybrook did it in this series for Zzap Magazine about the production of Paradroid, likely the first real dev log ever... www.zzap64.co.uk/zzap3/para_b... #indiedev #gamedevzzap64.co.ukBirth of a Paradroid. part I. courtesy of Dave Foreman. 0113
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Here's the finished game for the #Gamedev.js Jam 2026, Merlin's Magickal Machine. You play as a little Wizard who lives on an island that is secretly a music-making machine! Give it a try! the-wizards-tales.itch.io/mmm #music #solodev #indiedev #gamedev #retrogames #indiegaming #gamejamthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioMerlin's Musickal Machine by The Wandering WizardA cozy musical game about a little Wizard who lives on an island that is actually a music-making machine! 052
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 25/04/2026It's the last day to vote on my entry for the Gunscreen Horror Jam. My computer is absolute garbage, so I didn't get to play or rate many other games, so please check out everyone else's submissions for me as well! #gamedev #solodev #indiedev #retro #retrodev #gamejam itch.io/jam/gunscree...itch.ioRate It's Jeff! (Dahmer) by The Wandering Wizard for 🏆 $1000+ 🏆- GUNSCREEN HORROR JAMYour neighbor is a weird fella named Jeff... Dahmer. 0103
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 23/04/2026A screencap of the game I'm working on for the #gamedevjs game jam! It's called "Merlin's Musickal Machine." 021
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 22/04/2026It sucks... I'm in the middle of making one of the happiest games I've ever made, and my beloved pet rat Bennie dies. Well, now my heart's not in it, because it's with The Thousand. #gamedev #indiedev #solodev "My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today." 091
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 21/04/2026My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today. Goodbye, Bennie, my sweet girl. 020
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The incredible queenfaith has posted a video playthrough of my jam entry, It's Jeff! Check it out here, and thank her for me by throwing her a like and subscribe. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofVJ... #gamejam #indiedev #solodev #tic80 #gamedev #retrogamesyoutube.comIt's Jeff! DahmerYouTube video by Queen faith Official 0102
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Go vote for my entry to the Gunscreen Horror Jam, "It's Jeff!" (...Dahmer) itch.io/jam/gunscree... #tic80 #retrodev #retro #retrogame #indiedev #solodev #gamedevitch.ioRate It's Jeff! (Dahmer) by The Wandering Wizard for 🏆 $1000+ 🏆- GUNSCREEN HORROR JAMYour neighbor is a weird fella named Jeff... Dahmer. 041
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 16/04/2026You want to hear something scary? The time is coming, and is very near, when people will hang these people by their entrails in the streets and bathe in their blood to repay them in kind for all they've done to us. They should be much more afraid of the non-rich than taxation. We're coming. 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 16/04/2026My entry to the Gunscreen Horror Jam: "It's Jeff!" You play as Jeffrey Dahmer's next door neighbor, and must take care of your own home while peeping in on his. Gather enough evidence to put him away, but don't be a bad neighbor or else he might come for YOU! the-wizards-tales.itch.io/itsjeff #tic80the-wizards-tales.itch.ioIt's Jeff! (Dahmer) by The Wandering WizardYour neighbor is a weird fella named Jeff... Dahmer. 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I didn't know if I was originally going to go this way, but after some very successful implementations that went much quicker and easier than I thought they would, I'm adding 3d capabilities, including a full 3d editor and animator, to the Apogee64 #fantasyconsole #indiedev #solodev #gamedev #retro 074
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 11/04/2026That garbage issue I was talking about... Jeff (Dahmer) hits the garbage and it becomes a singularity which he gets trapped in. #Gamedev is always so full of weird, emergent little moments like that which make for great stories. #indiedev #solodev #tic80 #horror 073
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I always get to the point where the amount of stuff going on in the game makes the trouble seem more than I care to bother with, but I keep on going. Who knew the state machine defining how often a serial killer takes out his garbage could be so annoying? #indiedev #solodev #gamedev #tic80 063
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The system is awakening. #Apogee64 can now speak to you... the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogee64 #gamedev #solodev #indiedev #retro #fantasyconsole #retrodev #retrogame #retrogames #retrogamingthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioApogee64! Fantasy Console by The Wandering WizardThe Commodore 64-inspired fantasy console of the gods... 0103
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Apogee64! current status: UNDERWAY #fantasyconsole #indiedev #solodev #gamedev #retrodev #retrogames #retrogaming www.patreon.com/posts/apogee...patreon.comApogee News | The Apogee64 Universal EngineGet more from The Apogee64 Universal Engine on Patreon 082
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 11/04/2026You know, you wouldn't think trying to program with a broken rib would pose much of an issue, but I can't concentrate for the life of me. #solodev #indiedev #gamedev 072
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Time to start the final week's work on my entry for Gunscreen's Horror Jam, with the theme Real Life Serial Killers: "It's Jeff!" a C64-style game on #tic80 where you play as Jeffrey Dahmer's next door neighbor, going about your life while collecting evidence. #indiegames #indiedev #solodev #gamedev 072
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 10/04/2026It's weird to think of an indie dev like that, since most of us do it for the love of the... Um, game. But I can't imagine anyone not understanding that out of all those thousands of faceless names scrolling by at the end of a game, at least one wasn't just there for a paycheck. 120
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 09/04/2026The Apogee64 fantasy console has an early release available on itch.io for you to give it a try! #gamedev #indiedev #solodev #fantasyconsole #tic80 #tic-80 #retrogame #retrodev #retrogames www.patreon.com/posts/early-...patreon.comEarly Access to Apogee64 | The Apogee64 Universal EngineGet more from The Apogee64 Universal Engine on Patreon 0103
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Please check out my Apogee64 Fantasy Console and game dev engine. If you can help out in any way, that would be amazing, but even sharing can go a long way. www.patreon.com/Apogee64 #gamedev #solodev #indiedev #fantasyconsole #gaming #retrogaming #retrogames #patreonpatreon.comThe Apogee64 Universal Engine | PatreonA Commodore 64-inspired fantasy retro console 0104
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Introducing the early stages of my game for the Gunscreen Horror Jam, "It's Jeff! (...Dahmer)." Right now all you can really do is wash dishes, but soon, very soon, Jeff will be watching! #tic80 #tic-80 #indiegames #indiedev #solodev #retrogames #indiegame #retrogame www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGpp...youtube.comIt's Jeff! (Dahmer) - Devsnap 01YouTube video by The Wandering Wizard 092
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Always carry around a two pack of cigars with you when you go out. If someone asks for a cigarette, say 'I only have a two pack of cigars, and I'm willing to give you one, but only if you smoke it with me.' See what happens. 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I joined the Gunscreen Horror Jam to draw some attention to my upcoming C64-inspired fantasy console, but it's not ready for show yet, so let me take this opportunity draw attention to #tic80, which taught me such a thing exists! I'll be using it instead. #indiedev #gamedev #solodev #apogee64 173
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Please take a look at the Patreon for my FREE Apogee64 Fantasy console, coming soon! #indiedev #gamedev #solodev #fantasyconsole #retro #gamedevelopment #indiegamedev www.patrron.com/apogee64patrron.comLoading 072
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 02/04/2026There's gonna be a new fantasy console in town soon. Introducing the Apogee64, a Commodore 64-inspired fantasy console, with its own game-centric BASIC dialect, dedicated graphics, sound, and font editors, and more! COMING SOON! the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogeesfx/de... #indiedev #solodev #gamedevthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioThere's a Brand New Fantasy Console in Town!Everything I found that was causing problems with the ApogeeSFX! sound editor and music tracker has been repaired. You can now make-a the music with Apogee! That having been said, there is one more sl... 093
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I put my ApogeeGFX! graphics and animation editor into the Game Tool Jam, unfortunately with some save and load bugs. Fortunately, the gracious host Shadowdara decided to allow reuploads, so, alas! Repaired! Go take a look! the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogeegfx/de... #gamedev #solodev #indiedevthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioSome important bugfixes and a jam!ApogeeGFX! is updated and ready to tango. I was having some issues with functionality that was lost when I pulled it out of the Commodore 64 fantasy console it is integrated into (oh, did I not tell y... 074
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 02/04/2026All three of my Commodore 64-inspired game editors, ApogeeGFX! for graphics and animation, ApogeeSFX! for sound and music, and ApogeeFNT! for fonts, are now fully and officially released, for FREE!! the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogeefnt/de... #gamedev #indiedev #solodevthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioThree retro editors!You know by now, I hope, that I've been working on a retro fantasy console inspired by Commodore 64. The Apogee64 Engine has, so far, a graphics editor, a sound editor with music tracker, and this fon... 053
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I added ApogeeGFX! to the Game Tool Jam on itch.io, but now I can't fix any of the errors I've found in it for two weeks. This makes me antsy because most of the errors are bad ones involving saving and loading. Grargh!! Plus, I was hoping to launch the Apogee64 fantasy console Patreon this week! 000
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Another new release, third in three days! I'm breaking the tools out of the fantasy console I've been building secretly for the last few years that I've been using myself. Now, as Apogee64 draws near, I'm releasing them to you! the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogeefnt/de... #gamedev #indiedev #solodevthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioOK, Nevermind. New Release.After all the work I did to get the ApogeeGFX! and ApogeeSFX! editors up and running, I didn't think I'd be able to do a third release in three days, but there wasn't much work to do. Since everything... 053
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Did I tell you my secret project I've been working on behind the scenes for years? My lifelong ambition is finally taking shape. Right now, let me just show you what it's inspired by... 010
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The ApogeeSFX! retro sound and music editor is released... But ..... There's a secret you may not know about the graphics editor I released yesterday and this. Find out here: the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogeesfx/de... #indiedev #gamedev #solodevthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioOne SFX Editor and Music Tracker to Rule Them AllToday is day two of releasing the tools I'm working on for my Apogee64 Fant... oh, hell, it's probably already obvious. I'm making a fantasy console, and the graphics editor I released yesterday and t... 074
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Day two of releasing the tools I'm using in my Apogee64 Fantasy Console. Today's release is the SFX editor and music tracker! Enjoy, and keep an eye out for more (I probably will NOT have one ready for tomorrow!) the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogeesfx #gamedev #indiedev #solodev #music #sfxthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioApogeeSFX! by The Wandering WizardThe retro SFX editor and music tracker of the Gods. 0105
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 27/03/2026You want to try out a great graphics/animation editor designed by someone who is both a programmer and an artist/animator? Check out ApogeeGFX, part of a C64-inspired //REDACTED// I've been working on. #art #gamedev #solodev #indiedev the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogeegfxthe-wizards-tales.itch.ioApogeeGFX by The Wandering WizardPlay in your browser 043
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The Apogee Cinematic Universal #TTRPG Engine takes one more step toward becoming the best. #rpg #indiedev #solodev #gamedev the-wizards-tales.itch.io/apogee-engin...the-wizards-tales.itch.ioFull Fixes and Screenshots, PLUS!!The Apogee Cinematic Universal Tabletop Role-Playing Game Engine now has, as best I can tell, a fully-working character creator. The most recent update patched some trait increase buttons that weren't... 083
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 21/03/2026How we did #AI before they had AI. Type in a name for your kingdom and watch it generate a flag and statistics without using generative AI. #gamedev #indiedev the-wizards-tales.itch.io/kingdomforgethe-wizards-tales.itch.ioKingdom Forge by The Wandering WizardHow we used to do AI generation before we had AI. 093
The Wandering Wizard @wizardstales.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I wrote this song when I was partially paralyzed, laying on the floor of an RV for six months shortly after my soulmate of ten years found out she was dying and left me, using a guitar warped in the Arizona sun. Suno AI helped me bring Nekromance to life. suno.com/s/VXoLKj4TpK...suno.comNekromance - Dark Folk Punk versionListen and make your own on Suno. 010