CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Gotta sell those pumpkin futures in September 000
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The thing about yogurt being the best source of protein? Fucking INSANE 110
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I would pay anything to have seen this go down. 010
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Feels too somber. He is clearly beginning a big ol adventure. 060
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The old couple watching televised highschool swimming 181
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've gotta get on this, your enthusiasm is rubbing off. ❤️ 110
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Who needs to watch it? I just read the best part. 000
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The venn diagram overlap of criterion people and Xbox boys has got to be like, 6 people. 110
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Irresponsible parenting. Way too young to be learning about absurdist humor featuring animals. 090
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeah but I actually want to watch the Baywatch. That girl with the eyebrows?! 000
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I fuckin knew it. How much has Big Little Caesars paid you for this post? 000
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Finally, we get to hear from a tech journalist. Those are cool people! 010
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's such a good joke that the image we get is mirrored. 010
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I like to imagine a conversation with whatever illustrator made his icon. "Hmmm, not quite right... Make me look 300% smarmier. More. More. Perfect, print it." 010
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh shit, he used the little law number squiggle thing. You might be fucked. 0140
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Last time I did this it didn't come with a little paper thing of salt. Bullshit. 011
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sir, we don't have sauce protocols here, this is a laid-back, chill nugget spot. We have a policy. 110
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Didn't need to know about this. Please take it back. 0410
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh shit CHOAM co. is going to have stuff to say. 010
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Going to need you to go for a headshot with this one, operator 000
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Oh wow, neat. It looks just like the Lego thing! 000
CEO of the Moon @wizarddong.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Yeah, but at least that guitar solo fuckin rips. 030
