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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Had a funny interaction with the car service center today. A service tech who has never helped me before checked my vehicle in. When he called to tell me my car was ready for pickup this is how he responded after I answered the phone, "Yes, is this the [surname] household?" 💀

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saw a candid photo of myself and didnt immediately want to perish so that's nice

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Been reading Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents. I'm only 40 pages in lmao. I thought I was going to be able to get through it easy but so far it's been triggering enough that I'm kinda struggling

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"We don't have boba right now because we're not open." GIRL, WHY IS THE FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED AND THE "OPEN" LIGHT ON?? WHY DID YOU INVITE ME TO PLACE AN ORDER?? WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR ME TO REQUEST BOBA TO TELL ME YOU DON'T OPEN FOR ANOTHER 30MIN??? AAAAAHHH!!!

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Feel like shit and I just want whatever is wrong with me to be fixed :")

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me searching, "how to overcome sunk cost fallacy" on the company computer

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Our middle manager got head-hunted for another position and I'm happy for him but also I want to scream because things are going to revert back to being shitty around here

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A few months ago I rearranged my BSky feeds so that mutuals is the first feed I see when I open the app. I did this because I tend to miss my moots posts in the sea of other things. The unintended consequence is that I scroll less, which, tbh is good. I think this is a healthy change

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's a good day to be an Orville Peck and Carly Rae Jepsen enjoyer

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Re-discovered a screenshot of one of my all time favorite Reddit posts. I think about this at least once a month.

Screenshot of a post from r/mantids subReddit. All the post text is in lowercase.
Title: "any advice (please)"
Photo: A preying mantis clinging to a ceiling upside down, just chillin. The picture's perspective is from the floor and is zoomed in. It's really high up there.
Post: "that is my ceiling. i am 5'4". from time of posting i have to go to work in 15 minutes this is not ideal"

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anyone else's parents constantly send what feels like an endless flood of links to fb/insta reels with 0 context? It's fucking exhausting tbh. Letting boomers have smartphones was a mistake

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The hairdresser for the wedding is from western KS also. I love encountering another human who Gets It and when I say where I'm from they /know/

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My friend paid for someone to do hair and makeup for her wedding party. I'll be wearing a suite and more or less passing as a man (as far as 90% of the guests are concerned) but agreed to do makeup because 1) I don't want to look greasy in photos, and 2) I wanted to try it

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Can't think about my job situation too much or I start to spiral lmao

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Patiently waiting for Matt Bernstein to release a Mil0 Yi@nn0p0ul0s episode

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Being someone who likes to try new skincare and haircare stuff has been an act of restraint recently. Making myself use what I have before getting something different, but also I don't like the shampoo I have rn

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Going to go insane trying to contact local machining shops for work. Do y'all fuckin want business or not? What is the point of having contact forms, emails, and phone numbers if you don't respond to any of them?

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Getting a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I have no idea what I'm doing lmao. I wish I felt more inspired.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Unlearning the skill (curse) of anticipating the needs of others and then acting without being asked is such a difficult and maddening thing to experience

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

About to have a menty b at work because I'm 🎶sick of it*🎶 *work

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Fellas is it fucked up to feel guilty and remorseful about not being a better parent for your younger sibling?

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It was only at 10:40pm that I realized the reason today felt so difficult was because I forgot to take the medicine that anchors my dumb fucking helium filled brain to this god forsaken mortal coil (Vyvanse)

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Want to go home AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I have so many feelings about rural, specifically frontier and remote areas, and want to do advocacy related to the topic AND ALSO I'm terrified at the thought of being known and struggle with making connections

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

A few weeks ago I finally finished reading Far From Xanadu after @sammie.gay recommended it to me *checks notes* ...2yrs ago. I have such terrible perception of time

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Jensen Ackles played Dean Winchester for so long that every character he has played since feels a little bit like Dean Winchester trying his hardest at pretending to be an entirely different guy

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If neurodivergence didn't exist back in The Day, then explain why a weighted blanket nullified my grandma in less than 10 minutes

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

.....is that not what voicemail is for? Does this not already exist on my phone? Are we re-inventing the wheel again?

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Oh, how I wish For soothing rain All I wish is to dream again My loving heart Lost in the dark For hope, I'd give my everything

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The urge to get shredded for the soul purpose of mogging cismen at the pool

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I am not immune to a little button

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When my house cat enters demon mode

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Me when I'm back in a semi-arid climate zone

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

On the road with mom and brother. Managed to avoid needing to pee at the airport. First gas station bathroom experience in my pocket. Having anxiety about it though

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Found a pair of nice looking off-the-rack dress slacks that fit well enough to get away with not having them tailored. And they were 60% off. AND although I need a few dress slacks, I wasn't even looking for a pair. I originally went to the store to make a return.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Going on a short trip with my mom and brother. I'm looking forward to it but also having trans anxiety about it due to bog standard nonsense like having to use public bathrooms. Made worse by having to do so around my family.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I think too many native English speaking metal bands are afraid of writing lyrics like, "sometimes a dream turns into a dream."

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Incredible catch and release jodhpurs at the thrift store. Regrettably, these did not come to me 17yrs ago during my steampunk era.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

They played Bananaphone on my local NPR station earlier in the evening. I think everything is gonna be alright.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Got this at an old woman's garage sale for $1. I think HotTopic should sell stuff like this again.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I bought some refurbed computers for work from Dell's official refurb outlet. One of them was absolutely not cleaned out inside and smells like a barbecue??? And not in a euphemism for "burnt electronics" kind of way. No it literally smells like bbq seasoning.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I call my cat varitions of "Stinky" sometimes. Many people I share this with seem to understand that as, "Yes, of course, your cat is smelly. All cats are smelly, pungent creatures. This is common knowledge."

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I forget that although cats are really common critters, many people know hardly anything about them??

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

At work on 5/11 we experienced a nearly catastrophic failure with our primary piece of equipment. It's /the/ money making machine. Without it, no money. 10 week lead time to completely replace the part.

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

"Look at these two strong boys that can help lift this into your car!" a man says to a woman about Nate and I as we walk out of an estate sale. Thanks for the euphoria boost, sir. However, I wouldn't categorize either of us as big or strong lmao

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ΛՏTΞR 👽 @wizardcowboy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Wish I didn't feel afraid to post online about trans things

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