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WizardBiscuits

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Professional procrastinator (He/Him)

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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 5h
Fully embracing middle age with these fucking things by accepting just how much I value their practicality.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what I’m up to on a Sunday night because I hate myself apparently.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely in my element at #SPRUcon today!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been up since 5am this morning to set off for SPRU in Nottingham. I’ve lost count of the black coffees I’ve knocked back so far…
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So if you want to purchase the whitest white paint GW sells you need to go in and ask for *checks notes* Blackstone Void?!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kitbashed and painted up this eye-achingly bright chap for some games of #BuffThis2141.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This lot, though? Fugly and boring as hell. Not feeling the weird clash of sharp angles and that bizarre potbellied armour. The cannon is just dull and bafflingly anachronistic, like something plucked out of 40k. And don’t get me started on those guns…
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Like, absolutely love these short queens! More of them, please!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Placebo: “Eyeholes in a paper bag Greatest lay I ever had” Me: “Wait a minute…”
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I live in belligerent hope that with so many impending apocalypses waiting to descend upon us this happens:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve seen some one-star reviews in my time but this one is quite possibly the most depressing yet:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today (and, I’ll be honest, most of the week so far) has been unbelievably shite. However, the package waiting for me when I got home containing Secret Passages #3 and assorted goodies has cheered me right up!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
So the youngest wanted a Minecraft ice cream because a) it’s Minecraft, and b) it comes with a QR code on the stick to scan for a free in-game item. However, upon consuming said ice cream and scanning the code, we’re then met with a page informing us the *digital* item is… out of stock?!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New hat from Iron Litany with a killer design by @martonkapoli.bsky.social!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
God, the vibes in Quake’s Dawn of the Machine expansion. Impeccable.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Managed to successfully purge the bad taste left in my mouth from this by playing the new Quake expansion Dawn of the Machine which rocks so fucking hard and utterly gets what made Quake so great 30 years ago.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Presented without comment:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Joe Pasquale Voice: “Courage and Honour!” Painted me up some iddy biddy space marines.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“Serf! Fetch me my…”
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Been to my favourite totally-not-a-location-from-Souls-game place today:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Charity shop find! God, I love the old covers to the Culture series by Mark Salwowski!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thankfully, this sick Elric t-shirt by @partyinthefront.bsky.social did not cost too much in the way of blood and souls for Arioch.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Uh-oh, Kirby’s inhaled an historically inaccurate Viking!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Obsessed with how utterly cunty the Witch Lord on the cover of this HeroQuest expansion looks sat on their throne.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Also gave us what is perhaps the greatest out-of-context Chuckle Brothers shot ever.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trying to get ideas sketched out of my head quicker to refine later. Working on fleshing out an OSR setting that’s been bouncing around my brain for a while. First up, dwarfs!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok, so I may have been stung three times today but I did get to see a pretty awesome castle which kinda makes up for it. (Imagine suitably indecipherable dungeon synth playing whilst perusing these images.)
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Literally their stance on it a mere three(!) years ago:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My coping mechanism for dealing with this heat:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This… is the good shit.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well chuffed with this Senshi pin I picked up from Tynemouth market over the weekend.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Giving yourself every advantage you can during Commander night by playing the most awkwardly horny cards.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, just fuck off, Dolmio!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Having immense amounts of fun rocking out in Nosgoth like it’s 1999 again.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
*Cue Sisqo’s Thong Song*
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
My sentiments regarding how online hobby spaces feel these days:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Jeez, it’s called a Night-gaunt, Michael. Not a Night-jacked
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hmm, £47 for two panic-buy-because-it’s-a-limited-run GW baggage trains, or £13.50 for a continually stocked Perry Miniatures one?
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cannot unsee Scooby’s emo fringe:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Asking myself “What if Stormcast looked as messed up as Space Marines did back in the old Rogue Trader days?”
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This popped up on my Insta feed, pushed by the algorithm, one of those “Movies & books similar to something I like” things. What fresh hell is this Media Keywords madness? This genuinely how people go about finding similar stuff? Surely all it’ll do is regurgitate the same tiny pool over and over!
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
How I currently feel I present to any strangers I pass walking home from the dentist with half my face numbed and unresponsive:
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Well jealous of the youngest’s monster-fabricating skills.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
One of my favourite Miéville novels and one of my favourite summer reads (cos it’s got plenty of sun, sea and ships in it, alright?)
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
They’ll start churning them out quicker and quicker until we get a Double Event of editions.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We tell it how it is in Newcastle.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Brandon Sanderson has been nothing but a cancer upon fantasy fiction.
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WizardBiscuits @wizardbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The man truly do be shaped like one of those Early Learning Centre toys toddlers play with.
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