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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Every second Tuesday of the month. At a back table in the local Denny's. Usually there is punch and pie.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
"Copyright class actions could financially run the AI industry." Oh no. Anyway...
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Do you want to open portals to Hell? Because this is how you open portals to Hell...
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Careful. Sean's drones might dominate you.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Has there ever been a period in history when this much money was spent on something literally no one asked for?
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Thump thump
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Nah. Comic sans.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
IT WITHERED IN THE HEAT KEN GET IT?
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I'll take surreal and chaotic for $1000, Alex.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Honest answer is that I don't think "violating Constitutional rights" is itself a criminal act. But if they wanted to make an arrest for, say, "kidnapping"... I don't know.
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The inverse of conservatism is that the law only protects everyone if it binds everyone. Including agents of the state.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Good news is, Congress is going to try its damnedest to make sure there's a renewal option at the end of those 1,456 days!
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It was inevitable the moment fantasy football went mainstream.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
BUY ALL THE FONTS
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
whar my snoring cat
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"never been about hating men" Except Kevin. Fuck that guy.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm close to making "Hunter" an auto-block term.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Stevie B's doing his best TV's Frank impression here.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
To be fair, how was NYT supposed to know he was lying? /s
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
FIGHT. ME.
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My business doesn't run a lot of sales; this is our annual, predictable one. With cat tax! TL;DR: Games that give you a nice thinky challenge and require effort to learn tend to be self-gifts, and about this time of the year, sales fall off by a lot. So, please do share! Or buy for yourself!
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Exhibit #1263 in the ongoing series, TANJ.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Who's in an echo chamber?
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Which makes you wonder just what J&M promised Trump during their meeting.
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
They kissed his ring and he still drags them? This is my shocked face. :|
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
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<Insert Witty Username> @witty-user.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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