Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just gonna leave this here. Draw your own conclusions about Bryce Harper. 130
Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026For those that wish the Phillies to enter a rebuild, let me remind you, rebuilds are not as fun as you think they are. 110
Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Since 6/11, the day after Garcia got hurt, here are the outfielders for the Phillies before tonight 171
Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Konnor Griffin was born 4/24/2006. This was the Phillies’ lineup that day. 1142
Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Bryce Harper, when he has to leave Aaron Judge and Bobby Witt: 1100
Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Not an exact science or even that fair, but I was fascinated that these two profiles were as close as they are 020
Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 17/06/2025<tries to make a German joke about Kepler> Boy he really tore down that wall with that home run, didn’t he?!? 2121
