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Withnail Jones

@withnailjones.bsky.social
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Well hello. I don’t tolerate headbangers. If you open with a DM, I’ll block you. Apart from that I’m lovely.

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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hi @mrjamesob.bsky.social you were wondering yesterday who Brian is. Here you go. clip.cafe/bronson-2008...
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'I love you. What? I love you. It's been nice. But I love Brian. Who's Brian? He's my...' - Bronson
Charles Bronson: I love you. Alison: What? Charles Bronson: [repeats himself] I love you. Alison: It's been nice. But I love Brian. Charles Bronson: [taken aback] Who's Brian? Alison: He's my boy...
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Sky Sports’ selected Game Of The Day is champion certainties Liverpool at home to relegation almost certainties Ipswich. Not the game between the two teams, Bournemouth and Nottingham Forest, who are punching way above their weight.
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I fucking hate Trump’s America.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This is utterly nuts. As far as I know, the orange rapist is German Scottish.
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Nadine Smith @nadinesmith.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Rachel Reeves is currently being interviewed on Bloomberg. It’s a bizarre interview as she’s being asked questions and is then being allowed as much time as she wants to reply to them without being interrupted with gotchas. Older readers may recall this type of interview.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Musk pre surgery looks even more like a frog than Farage does.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This country is the weakest it’s been since 1940. Thanks to so called patriots alienating our allies. Unlike 1940 we don’t need to go begging to the US for help. We have allies we can reconnect with on our doorstep. We’re European, not a fucking US colony.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Trump will ditch Musk within 6 months. The humiliation of people saying he’s Musk’s gimp will drive him nuts. Plus Musk will continue to say and tweet things that his gimp will be quizzed about on a daily basis. It’ll be glorious as Musk will make his attacks on Starmer look like a flirtation.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The saviour sent by God lectured by someone who has devoted their life to God. They still won’t see it.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Richard Tice is preaching the law to Keir Starmer. Richard Tice inherited a property business. Keir Starmer was the DPP. The headbangers will side with Tice and then get angry when they’re referred to as thick, gullible twats.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The right wing pricks believe in mob justice. Yaxley nearly collapsed the grooming gang trials and the Reform ghouls were desperate to break the rule of law which would have seen the Southport child killer go free If they love mob justice so much they should move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The so called Special Relationship has always been abject bollocks. Back in the Blair/Bush days my counterparts at the US Embassy in London used to laugh whenever it was mentioned and say “maybe for you!”. We’re a European country. Fuck the US.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Hate crime in the US is about to go through the roof. Musk and Trump are turning the country into apartheid South Africa on steroids.
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LaindonFeminist @viviane49.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Biden failed to do enough to protect America from the Far Right madness of Trump. There are fears Trudeau and Macron have also failed to curb the Far Right. And Germany. Let this be a lesson to Starmer. You must protect us from this madness. Protect the UK. Top priority.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Obviously I’d be delighted to wake up to the news that Trump had died in his sleep but then we’d have Commander Waterford running the United States of Gilead which would be even worse. What a time to be alive.
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Johanna Saunders @johannasaunders.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The thing I’m most looking forward to in Trump’s America is massive inflation. The MAGA fuckwits think that tariffs will hurt foreigners selling shit into the US. Rich importers and Walmart aren’t going to take the hit. Joe Buttfuck Idaho will have to pay the tariffs. Morons.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Truly amazing discovery today that the Israelis couldn’t name the Palestinian prisoners, women and children, as they only had them documented as numbers. Inhumane.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is pure Mussolini and Hitler. They deserve everything that is coming their way. The other half need to fight back instead of being limp and subservient.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If you’ve never read The Handmaid’s Tale then this is the time to do it as America is about to start living it. Terrifying times. I only hope that it’s so destructive, so quickly that even the thickest MAGA moron realises that they’ve been duped. Again.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I have several family members who still use this rag as their go to news source. It’s really impacted the respect I have for them. They know they’re being lied to and they like it.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
It’s going to be cold on your big day. How cold? Really cold. I don’t like the cold. Can’t change the weather. Change the venue. OK but tell the fuckwits it’s not my decision and I did it to protect them No problem Fuckwits: he luvvs us. He dun it for us.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Obviously not looking forward to Musk and Trump becoming President but I’m now at the point that I’ll enjoy watching them screwing with the idiots who voted for them. I’ll be alright.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Cooking an egg in an air fryer. It’s an experiment. Apparently it can be done. I’m trying to expand my son’s university diet which is challenging as he will only use an air fryer and, if desperate, a microwave. Drives me nuts as I’ve been able to look at ingredients and create a meal since I was 15
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
If I send a rocket into space but it doesn’t get to space because it’s a shit rocket and instead it explodes and fucks up the atmosphere and everything the debris lands on, can I be a genius too?
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Liam Halligan, who recently moaned that he can’t get much work after being sacked by GBeebies, is currently on Question Time chatting shite because he doesn’t understand how the law works in this country. He’s a bona fide clown.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I just can’t comprehend or abide a Scouser who is a Tory. Nadine Dorries. #JFT97
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
What the fuck is Traitors?
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Badenoch is currently engaged in one of the worst Q&As with the press that you’ll ever hear. She’s an awful public speaker. She called GB News before the BBC. Hilariously Chris Hope basically said she was shite and would have to merge with Reform.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Netanyahu is already trying to scupper the ceasefire because he knows that when the war is over he’ll be tried as a war criminal. He’s a fucking monster.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Reform Ltd are increasingly popular in Wales. Wales voted for Brexit. To vote once for Farage may be regarded as a misfortune, to vote twice looks like carelessness.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It’s startling how good an interviewer/presenter Wilf Frost is compared to Kay Burley. He knows his brief and sticks to facts while she unnecessarily interrupts with attempted gotcha comments and questions. She didn’t used to be like this so is either under orders or has allowed her ego to explode.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Britain First is now appearing on my “For You” feed on Twitter. I don’t follow them, I’ve never visited their account. If the government doesn’t do something about this Nazi level propaganda soon then I’ll grudgingly give in and look after my own.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/01/2025
The kid from Scranton who kicked the ass of the bully from Queens is giving his farewell address tonight.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The Spurs manager isn’t very good. I called that ages ago on the other place. He was given a free run for a while because he called everyone mate. It was a bit of a media retro revisit to our obsession with Australian soap operas in the 80s. Cool accent, can’t act/sing/manage.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Arsenal have turned into the Atletico Madrid of English football. Kill the game until you can get a set piece goal and then keep the game tight. Really dull. Before y’all lose your shit, I have a season ticket for a National League club.
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JPC @jpc7.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Can we all commit to posting this relentlessly next Monday 🤷‍♀️ It’s what she’d have wanted
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The thing I really despise about Trump is that he’s a truly awful human being who has no regard whatsoever for anyone else on the planet but he always gets away with it. Right now he’s claiming credit for a peace deal in the Middle East that he had nothing to do with and he’ll get away with it.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I think it’s really odd that the LDs are given almost no media coverage. I get that Reform Ltd won more votes but the fact is that they have 5 seats. LD voters aren’t going to switch to Reform and I’m convinced that the LDs will be kingmakers in 2029.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I think we’re fucked because technology has accelerated global oligarchy. Russia was a template. The uber billionaires are unstoppable. It’s their planet now.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I check my Twitter account every day and it is now almost exclusively far right hate from accounts I don’t follow and in some cases I’m sure I’ve blocked Meanwhile this app is largely people moaning because Labour haven’t fixed the world inside a year There is literally only one side to be on
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Have Reform or the Tories announced yet that they reject the implementation of AI as they believe in RBI, Real British Intelligence?
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Today is the day when AI becomes lefty, woke, socialist, unpatriotic, liberal elite etc.
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Marlowe_UK @irishdreamer.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
We have to keep fighting. But the “I’m never voting Labour again because they haven’t achieved perfection in every way in 6 months without spending a penny” lot are filling me with despair.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Going full on rejoin would be political suicide right now. It would give Farage and his cunts so much ammunition. It’s baby steps at the minute. If I could find a bookie who would take the bet I’d put a chunk on a Labour/LD coalition after the next GE with the kingmaker’s agreeing on rejoining.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Just had a quick look at my Twitter feed and it’s almost exclusively far right hate from accounts I don’t follow. This is a campaign that Goebbels would have been proud of. Musk clearly doesn’t care about losing his money and that of his investors as the exodus of advertisers must be extraordinary.
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The Tories aren’t right wing enough, we demand a new party! Yay Reform! Reform aren’t right wing enough, we demand a new party! Yay the BNP!
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Withnail Jones @withnailjones.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I bet Musk is really annoying company. There’s no way the orange pervert will put up with him for 4 years.
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