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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

@witchboy-lael.bsky.social
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♿️ #GenX, #gay, #Witch, #writer, #Autistic with #ADHD seasoning, #meme loving, married, #cat dad. Eros #catsky account @eros-primal-feline.bsky.social Transparency: I am a perverted Porch Troll into selective #kink who reposts fully explicit male nudity.

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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 4h
Troll arrival to the home Porch Domain after five days at the Bone Garden Porch of #Wasteland. I is a tired Troll. 120 miles driven in 2.5 hours.
Selfie for home arrival.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Provisioning for #Wasteland: 34 baked eggs. Basically, eggs cooked in the oven, directly on the wire racks. You load the eggs, then put the oven @ 325° for 30 minutes. This includes the preheat time. Use tongs to remove immediately into an ice water bath. We'll be having these for the 5 days. 🐓❤️😁
34 chicken eggs having a water cool down after baking, in my giant cobalt glass bowl.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven't seen this number connected to my carcass in a quarter of a century. I started September at 230.5 lbs. 3 weeks of hyperfocus where my body forgot to yell at me about being hungry... plus working on physically demanding projects (heh, with my hands while sitting!) isn't how I expected this.
This morning's weigh in.

213.8 lbs.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's pocket pouch. So far. Another pain in the ass to work with. It's a stretchy fabric that mimics the appearance of denim. One I started stabbing it with a threaded needle, it became very obvious. Still, it's pretty! #Wasteland
Pocket pouch with jump rings holding metal and glass ornament. Velcro closure. The solid black looks like leather but is stretchy cloth.Back view with belt loops.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yesterday's pouches. Only just finished the 2nd one this morning... it was a nightmare but I conquered it. Black jeans with interior watch pocket & smaller exterior additional grey pocket. Lucky Brand pocket, using its zipper and button instead of velcro. Read alt text for reasons why. #Wasteland
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's pocket pouches: 4 pockets total. 1 blue denim with hanging extra pocket. 2 grey stretchy pockets on a black cord. Pale green denim. Trying out different ways of hanging them. #Wasteland
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After I get back from #Wasteland, I'll get back to more #Witch posts. My #AuDHD hyperfocus is on prepping for next week. Leaving Tuesday and getting home Sunday. I won't post at all during the event since there's no cell reception out in the middle of the desert. There'll be pics once I'm back. 😘
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
9/25 is #DollyDay
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A meme featuring Dolly Parton standing in a brightly lit kitchen wearing a pink-and-white gingham shirt and a floral apron. She is smiling while rolling out dough on a counter with a wooden rolling pin. Text at the top reads: "9/25 IS DOLLY DAY". Text at the bottom reads: "DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE OUT SOME BANANA PUDDING AND SWEET TEA".
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's quite a halo around the moon tonight. This is about 20 minutes after sunset. #Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
View of the moon from my Porch Domain just after sunset. Windchime in the forefront.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's pocket pouches completed. 5 done. 4 had flap closures, snap or button. Just needed belt loops. 1 needed the velcro. I added the additional denim pocket to the front. #Wasteland
5 pocket pouches. 

2 white with snap flaps
2 blue with button flaps

1 grey cotton material with black denim outer pocket added to the front. Velcro inner closure.Back view of belt loops for 5 pocket pouches.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Managed to complete a 2nd pocket pouch today. This one has a watch pocket on the inside, a smaller front pocket as well. Took that one from toddler Levi's. #Wasteland
Front view of pocket pouch. 

Mini pocket added to the extra large pocket .Back view of pocket pouch. 

3 belt loops because of extra width for stability Interior has a watch pocket sewn to the back.

Velcro closure
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today's projects: Finished another ##Paracord bracelet/cuff. Finished a large pocket pouch. Biggest one so far. #Wasteland
Paracord bracelet/cuff. Purple with neon green each side and solid purple center. Typical plastic clasp.Front view of pocket pouch. Acid washed denim, material very thin.Back view pocket pouch. Wide enough that it needed 3 belt loops for support when hanging.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today's pocket pouch... so far. I cut the front embroidery off a baseball cap. These particular pockets are from a pair of my own jeans I found buried on my closet shelf with the crotch completely worn through. 🤷‍♂️ (Only a #Gay man would understand why I kept them...) #Wasteland
Front view pocket pouch.  Blue denim. 

Hand sewn stitching. Fantasy Reader embroidery cut from a cap and sewn here.Back view of pocket pouch. 

Belt loops from same jeans.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eros being a standard #cat doing cat business all official like. #Familiar #CatSky
Eros be catting with hunby's empty box.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Triple Chain pattern bracelet. About 2 hours to complete. Alt text explains the color(s) choice. I'm extremely pleased with my speed, tension, and finishing. #Paracord #Kink
Triple Chain pattern. 

Black, silver, blue and red.
Kink colors. Also Leather culture as well.  Well, technically, the Leather pride flag uses white, not silver.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did a plain bracelet last night, no frills. I've mastered the Chain pattern. Time to move onto a new one. My kink name is Eros-in-Chains, so naturally, this is the 1st pattern I wanted to learn. Yes, I actually have different names for different parts of my life. It keeps me centered. #Paracord
Completed Chain pattern bracelet in grey and blue, plastic clip.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes. Original post
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2nd matching bracelet finished. 2 in 1 day. One for me, the other for Bro-bro. They also match the pocket pouches back straps I made us.
2 paracord bracelets finished in a day.
2nd bracelet went much better and I'm happy with how I handled the various aspects.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All done. Cluster fuck for finishing, but since it's just for me, acceptable. It's going to take a while to learn length needed for various sizes, patterns, mm of cord, so forth. I'm not allowing my Autism to criticize the result. Giving myself learning curve grace.
Bird skull closure, paracord bracelet with skull beads.Underside of bracelet showing chain pattern and bead spacing.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Newest project: Paracord bracelet this time. Started at dawn. Just setting up the jig took me an hour to get it right. Ugh! Making two of these for #Wasteland.
Black/Blue and neon yellow/green paracord, bird skull closure, brass, silver, gun metal skull beads. Chain pattern.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Wasteland prep. Sheesh! I was forced to make a second one to protect lil Bro-bro's from envy... camp leader wanted to trade for his!
Another jeans label stack. Our camp leader saw the one I made for lil Bro-bro, and wanted to trade him for it. 😝

I told her I had enough variety left to just make one for her.

Leave lil Bro-bro's stuff alone!!!
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Wasteland prep. Finished lil Bro-bro's vest. It'll do for a 1st year effort. His task currently is to finish his leather kilt made from a biker jacket. Read alt text... 😝😂
Front of vest


The jeans label collection is removable Why yes, that's a rusty cock ring on his back!
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#Wasteland costuming prep. Pocket pouch bandaliers for lil Bro-bro & me. Bro-bro's the 1st 2 picks, mine the 2nd 2 pics. Finally both completed and ready to wear. I'm pretty pleased with the final results of both. 😁
4 Pocket Pouches. Threaded on half a leather belt. Belt clipped to a paracord strap.

Pocket 1 = patches (Wasteland tradition is trading patches with everyone. )

Pocket 2 = polyurethane bird skull suspended between red bison horn tube beads. (Bird skull was gifted to me my 1st year attending. This is Bro-bro's 1st year.)

Pocket 3 = pop top chainmail 

Pocket 4 = plain Levi's with red tagEach pocket pouch has a jump ring that clips to a hole punched in the leather of the half belt. My pouches

Pouch 1 = patches

Pouch 2 = penis studs, daisy chained paracord in black & white, Popeyes chicken bone.

Pouch 3 = Levi's pocket with watch pockets both sides

Pouch 4 = plain black Levi's (very 1st pouch I made.)Backside of my pouches. Stabilized with jump rings, clips, and holes in the half belt. My paracord strap has uneven beads at the end because I fucked up the spacing and didn't know until too late.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My lil Bro-bro's #Wasteland vest... His 1st year, so he hasn't had a chance to collect/trade for vest patches just yet. It'll do for a starter. I can totally see filling it with patches around the letters. 😁😂
My lil Bro-bro's vest for Wasteland!
Black spray paint blended too much. So, I put gold spray paint on top...
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hmm...Literally everything has a spirit. I had a student question me about it. Take a stone, split it in 2. Is the original spirit in both? Yes & no. You have split the spirit as well. Each half will have unique experiences, further changing them into different beings. Same for everything. 🤷‍♂️
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The delivery was an unqualified success. She loved them. Then we had an interesting conversation about her history receiving flowers. No bfs. My dad never gave her any. My stepdad only gave her flowers once. From the time I moved out, each Mother's Day, I gave her a single white rose, for decades.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's time to deliver the roses to my mom. I won't be seeing her in person on her actual birthday, so today is the closest time before her birthday. I don't want to give them after. She's a Virgo cusp with Libra... trust me, timing matters! IYKYK!!! #Origami #GayWitch
76 white origami roses with bamboo stems. Large glass bowl vase.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shadows lengthen outside While those within Are actually shrinking Darkest pooled memories Raised from depths Long lost past Fear, despair, rage Dragged into view Forced together with Courage, hope, joy Bringing internal peace Healing old scars That never mended It was time. #Witch #Poem #GayWitch
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today's pocket pouch: Used scrap pleather for fringe and diagonal strip. Larger sized pockets than usual. Black waxed thread. Pretty satisfied with how it came out. #Wasteland
Black denim pockets and belt loops. 

Pleather fringe and diagonal strip.Backside of pocket pouch.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Today's pocket pouch: Black denim Levi's pockets. Simple, plain, just its red tag. My stitches are getting better, more even with each that I make. This is the 9th. Took about 4 hours. #Wasteland
Levi's black denim pocket pouch. Black waxed thread. I securely anchored the red Levi's tag before sewing the pockets together. I don't feel the pouch can properly claim the Levi's label without it in place.  Sure, the pocket stitching pattern should be enough, but not to me.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So much for resting... Newest pocket pouch. Dark blue corduroy. Grey waxed thread. Art glass pendant on the front. This has really possibility as a Prosperity Pocket. As in, putting money into your literal pocket. Yes, I already have an herbal recipe for it & a spell. #Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
Blue corduroy pocket pouch. Grey waxed thread. Mom gave me the wire wrapped art glass pendant. Velcro closure.Backside.  The belt loops were extra long and I decided not to trim them down. This means it can go on any size belt easily.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pocket pouch project: I'm finally done. 80 sets. Sorted by color, pattern, size. My right hand hurts. I'll be babying it for a while. I'm also exhausted. May take a few days to recover from 6 days of hyperfocus. So many possibilities from here. #Witch #Wasteland #GayWitch #WitchSky #Fabric
80 sets of denim jeans pockets, watch pockets and belt loops. My poor hand is extremely sore along thumb, fore finger, and middle finger. Callous developing but blisters under the surface.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today's haul of pockets: 12 sets, total sets to 63. All that's left to do is the 17 Levi's tomorrow. Final total when done is 80 sets. The magic use for them just occurred to me: Prosperity Pockets! All the things you'd put in a Money Bowl, right into the pocket. #Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky
12 pocket, belt loops, and watch pocket sets. Plain, no stitching designs.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#Witch Spouse Conversations: Hubby: You bought me bay leaves for 1 of my recipes. Me: *mischievous grin* Oh, yeah... I used them for spells. Hubby: *exasperated outrage* You are forbidden from using the kitchen spices for your chaos! Me: Just kidding, they're still there. #GayWitch #WitchSky
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today's progress on Pocket harvesting: 13 more sets. Had to pause to take mom to urgent care. Went ok. 18 + 20 + 13 = 51 sets so far. I think I'm finally over the halfway point.
13 pocket, belt loops, and watch pocket sets.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pocket pouches project. Processed 20 pockets today. Still haven't reached halfway done. 12 hours. 20 sets. Not bad.
23 pockets and belt loops sets.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So... I bought 86.5 pounds of denim shorts & jeans destined for the dump if unsold. Obviously, I was after back pockets, watch pockets, & belt loops. I have a friend that's doing fabric chains from scrap denim, so she gets a big chunk of what's left. Took 10.5 hours to process 10 items. Hour each.
Eros inspecting the denim haul. 17 pairs of Levi's brand alone. Probably 3 X that in everything else. Using the knife for seam/stitch ripping. Gingham fabric scissors for the watch pocket.10 pairs of jeans and shorts, the remainder after my taking all pockets and belt loops.My palette of pockets to work with currently.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today's finished #Wasteland project. 🥰 Paracord straps for the chained pocket pouches. These straps go on the diagonally across the back. These are for me and Bro-bro. Need to finish making his 4th pouch. 26 days until we go. Still need to make more pouches for barter too. 🤦‍♂️
Chain pattern, skull beads, bird skull end cap.

These are straps for the pocket pouches.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Musings from the Porch Domain: Discernment. Reflecting on my journey with magic as I watch the sunrise, I realized that my perception, my ability to 'see' clearly, & ability to put it to words frightens people. My Autism is part of it. Pattern Recognition, the ability to see the structure clearly.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today's lucky find. Got another intact wishbone out of a rotisserie chicken. The other one was broken on arrival. I think this brings my current total to 7. #Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky #Bones
Today's chicken wishbone gotten intact.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Squueeee!!!* My neighbor just gifted me my very 1st piece of Uranium Glass. It's beautiful! The pattern is delicate. The shape is unique. I immediately ran home & put it under black light. It does indeed glow!
Top view, Uranium glass small plate. The pattern impression is intact and delicate. The underside of the plate.It glows!!!

Under my little black light flashlight.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally! Finished the Crone shawl my mom requested I make for her after her hands quit working. I had the Elder I work with bless it (90 qualifies, right?!) so the energy is correct to the purpose. I'm just happy it's finally done. #Knitting #Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky #Pagan #Runes
My mother's Crone shawl that she asked me to knit her. Finally finished embroidering her name sigil and other runes.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Eros is too smart for his own good. He gets bored. Then he uses us as his entertainment. We got him this treat puzzle out of pure self defense! #Cats #Familiar #CatSky
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today's new hair stick: Another pendant rescue, also part of an anklet. #Witch #GayWitch #WitchSky #Jewelry #Crystals
Wooden hair stick 

Steel triquerta with Celtic knot moon

Amethyst and blue moonstone with silver Pentacle

Tiny silver chain with single 5 point star and crescent moon
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did a new hair stick. For me, one of the symbols for Eros. It's pewter. Sort of curious about public reception when wearing it away from home... 🤔😁 #witch #GayWitch #WitchSky #Jewelry #Crystals
Winged phallus pendant suspended from black tourmaline, hematite, and blue moonstone. Wing shaped wooden hair stick.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today's progress as of 5pm. I'll even out the link stitches tonight before continuing. Have the metal paracord spike designed for that task. #Wasteland
Progress on the strap so far. This is about at the 1/3rd point. The skull beads are on every 4th inner link in the chain.Better view of how the skull beads look.
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🏴‍☠️ 🐱 Porch Troll the Elder Brat 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @witchboy-lael.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Doing a 29" paracord strap for the pocket pouches. It took an hour and a half just to get it set up to the starting point! I'm such an idiot thinking that it'd be ok for a 1st paracord project! Now I get why everyone sticks to bracelets, not belts! I'm determined to do it anyway. #Wasteland
The entire mess.

32 inch board.
2 50 foot paracord strands doubled down to 25 feet each.

End result to be 29 inches when finished. Bird skull fixture for at the shoulder.Couple of skull beads at the hip connector.
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