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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️

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Her Majesty the King She/They Lurker Medievalist Painfully awkward I do the security stuff. I'd rather be on stage in a unicorn suit because I'm shy.

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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did you know Artemisia Gentileschi painted Judith Slaying Holofernes twice? The 1st time was at 17 after her own rape. The 2nd was 10yrs later at the top of her game, commissioned by a Medici. She revisited the topic often over her 40yr career. I think of that a lot. Anyway, here's version 2.
The painting "Judith Slaying Holofernes" by Artemisia Gentileschi painted in 1627. This is the second time she painted this scene, with a technical mastery that made her one of the finest artists of the Renaissance. It was commissioned by Cosimo d'Medici in Naples, where Gentileschi moved after winning the court case against her rapist (her teacher,) but only after she was physically tortured in public for it. She was 27 when she completed this larger version that's hanging at the Uffizi museum today.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was all on board with this until question 53. Are the linguists ok?!? 🤣
Screenshot of a quiz online. Question 53 of 60. "I _____ her lifeless body from the pool." Underneath potential answers include: dragged, drug, I use both interchangeably, and other
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's just got to smell eye watering in the White House, like, ALL the time.
Stick figure with a cat covering his eyes
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My dudes.
A frog in Edwardian garb with white text that says, "Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I inform you that today is Wednesday."
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I took a picture of the spider on my herb tower and accidentally set it to long exposure. So now I have an image of a spider, and an image of a spider playing "Ace of Spades" in double time. #arachnid
A more clear image of a blue green spider in a web in the center. The image has a brown angled streak on the left, a white strip of light down the middle, and a black space on the right. Around the edge is the outline of a spiderweb.A blurry image of a blue green spider in a web. The image has a brown angled streak on the left, a white strip of light down the middle, and a black space on the right. Around the edge is the faint outline of a spiderweb.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Good to see the Nazi tattoo guy is getting to see his chickens come home to roost. A tad nonplussed that it's only just *now.*
Parody on a clip from the comedy, "Community" A blonde woman saying, "I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at rape allegations," and a Black woman saying, "You can excuse Nazism?"
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I saw today's Discourse about quantum computing and once again I am compelled to tap the sign.
Picture of a conference slide created by computer science icon Peter Gutmann with blue background and white text that says "Re-examining the Physics Experiment (ctd)" and under it reads, " when you see the latest announcement of a quantum breakthrough, don't say "we're all going to die!" Do say "where did they cheat this time?" (Easiest to wait a week or two for someone else to analyze it and point out the holes)"
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Father's Day to all the Dads!
A still image from the movie Young Frankenstein showing Gene Wilder in his doctor coat and Peter Boyle with a blue face as The Monster, being hugged
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Does a body good!
A purple can with a yellow banana and piece of chocolate with the print saying "Woodstock Organic Banana Water" in front of an open fridge in the background
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Someone tell my why Jinx Monsoon is a perfect Siren?
Painting on a skateboard deck of an underwater being in pale blue tones with her hair floating above her head. And she looks like Jinx Monsoon.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Same energy.
Post from @notabigjerk "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the rings character. Wrong answers only.
Picture of Pope Leo with a baseball bat
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Meme about a medieval youtube show interrupted by stupid influencers with restrictive food plans
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We got a record player for the holidays to replace an older one we've had for decades. So we went album shopping today! This is first on my list to make the kids listen to it with me. #CivilDisobedience
Blue album cover. In white text in upper left it says "Henry David Thoreau" and across the bottom in the same font, "Read by Archibald MacLeish" and in the center in larger red font it says, "Civil Disobedience"
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Liz Phair, Exile in Guyville, 1993
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
It all makes sense now. Trump wasn't throwing a Gatsby party. He was actually throwing a July 4th Party, circa 1921. Understandable mistake.
Still shit from The Shining where the guy in the dog suit is kneeling on the floor in front of a man in a business suit. There's a caption above them that says, "Leaked photo of Trump and Bubba," which is a reference to an email in the Epstein files referring to Trump blowing Bill Clinton.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This shit right here. Can I say how much I hate that it works? And works really well? I don't do daytime cold decongestants since there's no active ingredients that work on the market. So I looked for something new. It's essentially shooting salty seltzer up the nose. But it fucking works.
Picture of a blue can with a cartoon nose surrounded by pale blue mist. It says Breathe Right Sparkling Saline"
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Since I have apparently lost friends over this, I will say it the fuck again, and with my whole chest - We reap what we sow. Don't live an abhorrent life if you don't want your ugly stories to be part of your legacy. And for those judging me for not mourning - go clutch your pearls elsewhere.
Photo of wildflowers in a mason jar, a bunch of oyster mushrooms and some fresh purslane. Text printed across says, "We reap what we sow."
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Went out to the woods to play with the witches today.
Selfie of a white brunette femme with their hair swept in an up-do, pale makeup, and Sakura style lips wearing a flowy black dress and a silver pomander necklace
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Partying hard, or hardly partying?
Photo of a white brunette woman in black sunglasses taking a selfie with a slightly rusted green metal frog holding a bass type instrument
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I'm about done with today, ngl
Image of a yellow cartoon baby chick with wings outspread and legs out like it's leaping, with a little spiral underneath to make the action look dynamic. Above it are the words "This meeting could have been a fist fight" in yellow cute scrolling font with hearts, outlined with orange
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I just made this, and I feel strongly that the time has come (in the week) for a new ranty con talk about why pen testing /= red teaming.
A meme style image, black background with white text. On the left is a cartoon still showing Jerry the mouse holding a frying pan and spoon, ready to bang it over the head of the sleeping dog. Underneath it the words say "Penetration Testing." On the right half is another cartoon still of Tom the cat wearing a pith helmet sneaking in through a partially opened door. Underneath the words read, "Red Teaming."
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Photo of a quart of strawberries floating in a glass measuring cup filled with water
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
A vibrant painting of sunflowers, daisies, peonies, snapdragons, lilies, and other wildflowers. Worked into the flowers are the words "I wish for you what you wish for immigrants" and is credited to the artist by the name of Transpainter
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Transphobes are without honor #glorytoyourhouse
"There are no homophobes in Sto'vo'kor - transphobes are without honor" and shows a Klingon holding a rainbow painted bat'la
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Alright, app. If you insist.
Black and white screen cap that says, "Good afternoon, it's 78° with a chance of showers and thunderstorms in your area. Your day at a glance: Learn to pick locks efficiently." And a small circle with a grey scale image of crystal singing bowls.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I dreamt a dream tonight...
Text from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 4.
Romeo: "I dreamt a dream tonight"
Mercutio: "And so did I."
Romeo: "Well what was yours?"
Mercutio: "That dreamers often lie."
Romeo: "In bed asleep while the do dream things true."
Mercutio: "O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you."
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Miss you, Mom.
An old SomeEcard meme that shows a mother daughter sketched pair to the right, and to the left is text saying, "Mom, just wanted to say you forgot to remind me this Sunday is Mother's Day"
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The Holy Trinity of affordable skincare
Picture of a 17oz bottle of Nivea healing lotion, Aqua hot ointment, and Cetaphil acne relief body wash
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
He is chosen.
A bottle of malört with a papal crown set on a background of a coastline and water
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nourish. Strengthen. Ignore #skinnytok.
Black background with white outline image. The top is an outline of a femme face and torso with earrings and two necklaces. The upper half of the face is obscured. Below the image there is white text that says, 'The fascists want us thin and weak. Stay strong."
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Mushroom mushroom
Picture of diced oyster mushrooms in an aluminum bowl with a cardboard egg container in the background
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Ramps ramps ramps
Photo of early spring ramps (leafy member of the allium family,) next to oyster mushrooms on a cutting board
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Had a nice few days getting to see a lot of my team and company in person. Happy to be going home though.
Selfie of a femme with dark hair
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
✨Reach for your dreams today.
Picture of a cardboard box that has an orange cat's paw stretching out to grab a purple stick toy
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I would like to see an amusement park portrait artist do their rendition of this.
An orange turd in a suit at a podium in front of two spineless weasels
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
9 years ago I was working a Blue Team job and this was my white board.
Picture of a white board illustration of Lucy Van Pelt from Peanuts sitting behind her booth with her feet up and arms behind her head. The booth sign above her head reads "Security Help 5¢" and the bottom of the booth says "The Admin is 'in'"
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A dozen eggs at the farmer's market is cheaper than getting the same kind at the store. And I paid extra for mine this week because someone came through and bought 6 dozen from my normal folks so I had to go to another family's table. Then I had a long talk with another vendor about victory gardens.
A dozen cage free organic brown eggs (store brand) with a price below them that shows they're $7.19 on the same day I bought bigger ones from the farmer's market for cheaper.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Someone is mad I'm.in a meeting call.
Pic of a ginger female cat on her hind legs and resting on a rocking chair, looking upwards between a pair of knees. Her purple crinkle toy on the floor under her.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
"During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night. The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for." - Dan Savage I went dancing 2x this week and this rings true in current times too.
Selfie of a white nonbinary femme with dark wavy hair, arched brows, heavy black eyeliner and lipstick, wearing a top that has straps in the shape of a pentagram
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm old enough to show off my Wang.
Picture of a desktop PC from the 80s, key card in front, computer tower on its side, monitor on top of it. The monitor has "WANG" spelled in ASCII in green terminal text.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
✨ Affirmations ✨ youtu.be/1Fv_L3G8PYQ?...
Gif of once se and candles in the right foreground, and out of focus light and dark background. Honestly it's probably some AI crap.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My pronouns are try/me.
Non binary flag colors in the shape of a heart
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Mmmm, mmmm, mushroom powder. (Never let them go to waste!)
Picture showing a Mr. Coffee electric grinder, a tupperware container with an off-white chunky powder, and a silver bowl showing dehydrated lions mane and shiitake mushrooms on a countertop
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Lady says hi.
A ginger cat laying in a lap with her head at an angle. Gold eyes slightly open.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry holidays, y'all.
Photo of a brunette femme with copper and green colored antlers and purple cats eye glasses standing in front of a decorated Christmas tree.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
🕯️
A red and green checkered tablecloth, a red snowflake patterned doily, with an orange cat laying on her side, happily enjoying the tryptic of the Muppets Advent calendar behind her.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If you see a witch, post a witch
Selfie of the poster standing in 3/4 profile wearing a black dress and a collar with long black feathers made of EVA foam and a silver censer necklace. They are wearing cat eye glasses, silver crow skull earrings, and a forehead crown with a crescent moon pointed upwards in the center of their forehead. Hair is dark and slicked back, and they have black eyeliner, lipstick, and a small line across the bridge of their nose. They're half smiling into the camera.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Happy Krampusnacht!!! Go beat a brat with a reed and put him in a sack!
A vintage print that reads across the top in scrolling font "Gruss vom Krampus!" and shows an image of a horned creature covered in black fur with one hooved foot and the other foot with long claws and a tail and an incredibly long red tongue lolling out of his open mouth in a lip-smacking grin. He's shoving an unhappy looking little boy in a blue child "sailor suit" into a basket made of wicker that has straps on it to be worn as a backpack. Next to the basket is a little girl in an Edwardian poofy sleeved dress, holding a basket of apples. The Krampus has a gold belt around his waist and gold shackles on the ground at his feet.
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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️ @witch-sec.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#demotivational #truth
A Demotivational poster featuring a slightly blurred photo of a waterfall surrounded by trees. In the center, in white Sans Serif font, it reads, "No one is coming to save you. You are the adult. I'm so sorry."
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