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@wisely.bsky.social
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First I was born, then the trouble began. Webster, Gamer, Future Enthusiast, Cat Dad, Weirdo (He/Them)

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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On reflection I think that this follows from a similar misunderstanding of RPGs to the common, "you succeed at anything on a natural 20" misunderstanding in dnd. There are sometimes where success just isn't possible and so you just don't roll.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reward is (hopefully) less people saying/doing fucked up shit. And that's enough.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The introductory scenario is about stadium-sized cockroaches who want to read Proust, which is the context which I was introduced to Proust, and still how I think of him now." Same tbh.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jokes on you, I'm a librarian*. The stand out Sheckley is Bring me the head of prince charming with Zelazny. Dramocles, Untouched by human hands also funny. I can't source atm, but Adams said something along the lines of "RS was one of the best SF authors until he fried his brain on acid" *No MLIS
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For weird fiction I loved Paul di Filippo, and Lethem's Gun, with occasional music
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love love love murderbot (and the show Aunt half bad) but several others of these are going on my list. TY. Now if I only had more time to read.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Asprin is great, but I did mean Sheckley, much of his stuff isn't at the same level of humor as TP/DNA, but especially in his early works there are some humorous yarns ... Though also his humor is kind of dry so might be lost on some people. Rankin is on my todo list. I wish there was more SF humor.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, I misunderstood... Seemed like you were bagging on it for bad rules with a wrong interpretation of a rule ... We do see this all the time though so I didn't realize you were mocking those that do that.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly, yeah, let's just shutter all the sports. Nothing of value would be lost.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It doesn't help that plenty of PbtA games have been written by folks who didn't really understand Apocalypse World. Even if you don't like how they play, reading Apocalypse World and Monsterhearts will both up your RPG game (as Player or MC), especially if you can identify the aspects you dislike.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always wanna talk about books. Do you like Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams? Maybe try Tom Holt and Robert Sheckley. If you haven't read Lies of Locke Lamora, memory called empire, or the magicians (Grossman) I recommend them all.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be clear some pbta authors misconstrue this and write partial success in their rules, but really 7-9 should always be still full success. Maybe the complication is you now owe a favor to your butcher, or the restaurant becomes so busy you don't have time to work on your new dish,etc,etc.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nah this is wrong and a common misconception. 7-9 is a complication, you still do the thing. You succeed but it turns out you cook the best when you are being Raccacoonied, and now there's a count down clock until your secret is discovered by the reviewer.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Share a link with the class?
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe you should fucking tell them then. You CAN do that you know.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Pathfinder is just 'store brand' DND. It's like saying, I've used both Band-Aides AND Kroger brand bandages, so I know as much about dealing with wounds as the EMT.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Calling out scammers/scams when you get scammed, even if it is embarrassing, is good - if no one talks about it when it happen it's just easier for the scammers to hit more people.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Don't even pirate it. Studios actually use piracy numbers for market research.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Saving it for 2 years so I can get some Tau.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Could not easily find a GIF from Schizopolis so have a classic Robin Williams guest appearance instead.
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In A Completely Sane World, Madness Is The Only Freedom. - Barron Munchausen
Alt: Robin Williams's (in the role of the king of the Moon) disembodied heads float s through space laughing. In A Completely Sane World, Madness Is The Only Freedom. - Barron Munchausen
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Super Democracy. It's heavily satirical in a way that 40k was in the early years but has lost sight of in the pursuit of profit in more recent times.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I dunno, most space marines don't have mystical powers or lightsabers. What space marines do absolutely have over Jedi is numbers however.
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Lunalopex @lunalopex.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
i'm a bit of a connoisseur-- a sommudlier if you will
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Take that Nixon!
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Sara Joy ☠️ @sjoy.lol · 22/06/2026
I'm here to remind you that this exists: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...
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BBC Radio 4 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Game - 30th Anniversary Edition
The 30th anniversary edition of the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy game.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's never too late...
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You've got to remember these are genetically engineered transhuman superman, what kind of emperor wouldn't give them an extra finger.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What, you don't pull the trigger with your thumb from the right side of the gun? 😂
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The Bearded Halfling @thebeardedhalfling.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Excuse me Warhammer, Someone needs dragging over hot coals for this. You have been vocally anti AI and Someone clearly wasn't paying attention at that meeting.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Considering he seems to think an amusing relevant story will cure poison I'm not sure we should care.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hey James Workshop, you can do better. One way is number the parts in order on the sprue. Or put parts from each model next to each other. To illustrate just how bad this is I put string in the order of assembly. Starts at 64. This is the worst of both worlds. #Warhammer #ageofsigmar #games-workshop
A picture of a games workshop sprue using string to illustrate just how poorly organized it is.
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Lunalopex @lunalopex.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
listen if the mailman drops a package it's fair game
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Excited for another crumb arc.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
D&D 5e14 Public Access Mothership Wicked Ones
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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
A meme with the text "Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons." In the top left is a 3D render of Samus Aran's (from the Metroid games) arm cannon on a strip of trans flag colours. Along the bottom are five illustrated diverse people, some wearing trans pride flags as capes, and all wielding matching arm cannons. The person in the center holds up a large transgender pride flag.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hey @backerkit.com , I do like hearing about new projects, but 9 in 45 minutes is way too many. It sure would be nice if there were a way to limit how much unprompted stuff I get from y'all. But also it would be even better if they were "opt in" notifications, frankly unsubbing 'em all is a chore...
Nine emails for various projects, all sent within 45 minutes, all opting me into further updates for projects I might not care about.
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BottomShelfVodka @bottomshelfvodka.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. @lastweektonight.com however, has not signed such an agreement.
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Heather Vodka on X: "@iamjohnoliver the users of https://t.co/CWpRkiytIc are begging for your attention. Unfortunately, I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. You, however have not signed such an agreement. https://t.co/29vvpkaoJK" / X
@iamjohnoliver the users of https://t.co/CWpRkiytIc are begging for your attention. Unfortunately, I was required to sign a non disparagement agreement with Media Labs and am not legally allowed to discuss what is going on. You, however have not signed such an agreement. https://t.co/29vvpkaoJK
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Fuck yeah. Gimme that inverse rokos basilisk... Oh wait that's basically just Frankenstein.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This. I get so frustrated with the bus metaphor to. I'll pick the bus that takes us to Alcatraz over the one that takes us to El Salvador... But I'm not happy about it, and I wish picking a bus that takes us somewhere nice wasn't effectively a vote for ES. We really need to get money out of politics
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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Indiana is a hostile place to trans people and every single one of you I saw at GenCon are the bravest and most beautiful people in the world and I'm glad we were out there visible and bold in the face of this cruel and heartless world. Each of you were a walking balm of gold out there.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Made some progress on my #trenchcrusade troopers and some #shatterpoint terrain.
Pictures of work in progress miniatures on an old college dining hall tray. For industrial buildings from the base shatterpoint box painted such as you might see on tatooine have several trench crusade miniatures posed stop them.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Deliberately misinterpreting you to say that an Oblivion RPG would be great but I'm not sure DND would be a good vehicle for it.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
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pumpkin du berry (🩷🙀🩷🙀🩷) @avocadowrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The article was taken down "due to concerns about the controversial subject matter" - luckily, it was archived and can be read here! web.archive.org/web/20250719...
acvalens.net: "VICE's owner Savage Ventures has requested the removal of my Collective Shout articles. This is due to concerns about the controversial subject matter—not journalistic complaints

Effective immediately, I will no longer contribute to Waypoint. I suggest letting VICE's owner know if this upsets you"
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Thank you, I'm really pleased with how she came out even if it's been a long time since she graced a table
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Played some more #shatterpoint this week. We both brought inquisition heavy lists.
Near the start of the game, mostly everyone is still at their deployment points Savage Opress and Assajj Ventriss (sp?) try to win out against three inquisitors before Darth Vader arrivesThe battle shifts as Mother Talzin and her Acolytes southbound the fourth brother.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I use a modified version stolen from Tenra Bansho 0. Each player can give inspiration to another player once per session that lasts till the end of the session, dm can give inspiration which lasts until used. I use white and blue poker chips (white becomes blue when you give it away) + red from dm.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I think Morathi is the most recent winged, at least that I've got good pictures of. I also painted the Phoenix from #kdm recently but don't have a decent picture of it to hand.
The large form of Morathi,a Warhammer aos miniature that is almost too big to be called a mini
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Titanomachy RPG (they/them) | Super Saiyan Hayley Williams @titanomachyrpg.com · 16/07/2025
credit card companies determining what a platform can & can't have, especially when it comes to adult content, is BAD FOR US. they already banned things as innocuous as bunny girls (& way more) on fansly, and now they're gonna try Steam. purity culture is deeply ingrained in our financial systems.
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Wisely @wisely.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Got my first real game of #trenchcrusade in. Lost 4 to 5... But it was very much down to which of us succeeded the last relic recovery roll in the final round and Cole got it in the fourth attempt...
Trench crusade map with terrain and miniatures.Trench crusade map with terrain and miniatures. Close up of the war wolf holding a central objective.
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