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He/him Once, in the Before Time, I did a lot of incredibly nerdy stuff.

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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 49m
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have heard that at age 3 or 4 I ran screaming from the game over screen of Hunt the Wumpus, where this guy suddenly fills up the whole screen and bites down
The Wumpus, essentially a heavily pixelated fanged mouth with beady eyes and two spindly legs, from the 1980 video game Hunt the Wumpus
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who is the master?!
Master Sho'Nuff and his gang of disciples, all in the most incredible tiger striped fatigues-cum-samurai outfits imaginable, from the film The Last Dragon (1985)
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did someone say *dancing*?
The Orz, yellow eyestalked pufferfish aliens from the 4th dimension, from the video game Star Control II
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobilis. I love the 3rd Ed rules, but I miss the hilariously overwrought ambiance of the Great White Book (and the amazing margin notes):
The cover of the Nobilis 2nd. Edition tabletop RPG book, a huge white coffee-table slab decorated with a marble statue in armor
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could've populated this entirely with SNES games if I'd wanted to.
My 9 Ganes:
Zork
Super Mario Bros. 3
The Legend of Zelda: A Link To the Past
Final Fantasy VI
Street Fighter Alpha 2
Diablo II
Shadow kf the Colossus
Vagante
Noita
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 Magitek armors walk across a snowy ridge in the opening scene of Final Fantasy VI
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh yeah, baby, we're bringing it back big time
A child in an iron lung
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Indiana Jones' silhouette at sunset among diggers with pickaxes, from Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In conclusion,
David Lynch in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, shouting, "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!"
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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A line of 4 'ninjas' in gold lame outfits with shiny golden hats, from the film '5 Elements Ninjas'
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He's going to tarriff Mexico because they put the blame for the lettuce on Taco Bell.
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh shi-
Modern-style Mickey Mouse, facing right, with wide eyes and a smile. Uh-oh.
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My real answer is Space Godzilla, because nothing says 90s kaiju like 'Godzilla, only evil and with crystals growing out of him.' But if that's too close to Godzilla, then my runner-up is Gigan, the kaiju who wasn't good enough so they installed a buzzsaw running through the middle of his body.
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Old IBM placard reading "A computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision", crudely edited  to read "therefore a computer must make all decisions".
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Disappointing.
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I did read it. Several times. I asked her about it politely. This is not the response of a public health professional, it is the response of a libertarian.
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
i.redd.it/n91oj5u0assa...
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Stark black-and-white image of a young Keanu Reeves superimposed with the text, "they should invent a way out that isn't through"
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Close up of Rolento from Street Fighter
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Edgar Allen Poe scrutinizing a letter in disbelief, from Kate Beaton's webcomic 'Hark, A Vagrant
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Unimpressed by this timeline @wirednavi.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
What movie do you consider perfect?
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