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Wiredfire

@wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 14/08/2026
Cobra meeting moments before someone suggested using the "WARNING NUCLEAR ATTACK!" messaging system to warn against BBQs..
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 04/06/2026
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 17/01/2026
So I hear Bluesky is now cool with verifying ICE and tolerating other more questionable people and organisations..
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 15/11/2025
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 06/09/2025
#parenting #toddlerlife 😅
A comic-style image features a blue humanoid figure, Dr Manhattan, on a pink landscape of Mars. It shows three panels with text indicating the time (8 PM, 9 PM, and 10 PM) and the phrase "MY TODDLER IS NOT ASLEEP
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 16/08/2025
Image caption from Father Ted originally with the character saying “so I hear you’re a racist now, father” but instead the meme features the text “so I hear we’re wishing JK Rowling ill will, father.

I am deliciously aware of the irony(?) of using a meme from a show written largely by another rabid transphobe.
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 23/03/2025
I can’t be the only one thinking this, right? 😅 #edm #dancemusic #baseline
Cartoon character removes a hood from a tied-up person. Top text: "BASELINE". Bottom text: "SPEED GARAGE".
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 12/01/2025
People of East #Leeds - come join us for orchard planting! Right now! Until 1pm - warm apple juice for your efforts with Incredible Edible! Location: ///shovels.shells.thanks w3w.co/shovels.shel...
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 24/11/2024
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 27/10/2024
Go home, Facebook, you’re drunk.
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 17/09/2024
Under the first half million for me apparently for what it’s worth lol
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 22/08/2023
I used to be friendly, then they changed what friendly was. Now what I'm with isn't 'friendly' anymore and what's 'friendly' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 07/08/2023
So who likes chickens here? This is 'Zira and ha quickly decided that she's going to be my friend 😍
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Wiredfire @wiredfire.spacecookies.co.uk · 02/08/2023
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Good evening 😊 I would like to introduce you to one of our recent rescue hens. She arrived pale of complexion but with a joyous and friendly spirit. So we felt that Aziraphale would fit her nicely as a name 💚 Little ‘Zira has taken quite a shine to her new humans 🥰
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