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Urban Richard Simmons

@winwhite97.bsky.social

1.2K followers 371 following 789 posts

Big, black and mean faced. God of Mischief. I really like dinosaurs. Burdened with glorious purpose. SUPERBOY NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Just come back to X babies.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Bald people go to the barber?

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Special guest stars just pop up on screen baby 🙂‍↕️

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

This is why diets need to be abolished and moderation should just be the practice

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

39?! DAYUM!

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Y’all got your Valentimes?

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Me? I’m considering an open relationship.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I’m here to tweet behind my former friend boy’s back!

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Update: whole lotta “uh-ohs” (facetiously) in ‘26

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

My girls 🥹

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Carter Wear @carterwear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

All I want for Christmas is for y’all to come back to X

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Happy Turkey Day! - - - - - - - - - - - - - COME BACK TO X OR ELSE

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

X is back working guys, come back!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I thought you loved me.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Bring y’all asses BACK to X

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Fall. In. Line!

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

@mrambitious.bsky.social has come back to X! What’s stopping you?

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I’ll be back in a few days.. Y’all know what I want.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

No! Let them ho’s fight!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Gay

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Come the fuck back!

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO—

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Girl shut up

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

We need to hang soon!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

This is X behavior

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Oh dear

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Selfish AF 🙄

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I tried! An honest try too!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I’m already bored 🙄

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Can y’all come back to X

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Mr. Fitness Influencer???

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Heyyy

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Ho is you cool?

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Hiding from Arnold, chile.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

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🗽✨NANI✨♓️ @sinmachine.blacksky.app · 07/01/2025

Y’all still talking about cheap groceries

This meme features a still from American Horror Story: Coven. The character in the image is Fiona Goode, portrayed by Jessica Lange. She is shown mid-dialogue, with an intense, almost menacing expression. Her hair is styled in a classic blonde bob, and she wears earrings. The lighting emphasizes her sharp features, adding drama to the scene. The text at the bottom reads:

“There’s not going to be cheap groceries, you stupid slut.”

This is clearly edited and not part of the original script, playing off Fiona’s commanding and cutting persona. The caption humorously juxtaposes her dramatic intensity with an absurd and mundane statement, a hallmark of meme culture.

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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 06/01/2025

nobody: air & fire signs:

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Hope it was amazing 🧡

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Mela Yela @melayela.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

OK, Here I go…

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

(I said the same thing)

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 03/01/2025