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Urban Richard Simmons

@winwhite97.bsky.social

1.2K followers 371 following 789 posts

Big, black and mean faced. God of Mischief. I really like dinosaurs. Burdened with glorious purpose. SUPERBOY NASM CPT&NavyVet (sorta gay, sorta dumb.. but not really)

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Just come back to X babies.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Y’all got your Valentimes?

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Me? I’m considering an open relationship.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Update: whole lotta “uh-ohs” (facetiously) in ‘26

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Carter Wear @carterwear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

All I want for Christmas is for y’all to come back to X

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Happy Turkey Day! - - - - - - - - - - - - - COME BACK TO X OR ELSE

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

X is back working guys, come back!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Bring y’all asses BACK to X

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

@mrambitious.bsky.social has come back to X! What’s stopping you?

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I’ll be back in a few days.. Y’all know what I want.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

This app is an eyesore #ComeBackToX 🥺

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JUST COME BACK!!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

So y’all ho’s and ran through, got it.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

You a ho and you ran through if you don’t come back to X tonight.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO X COME BACK TO—

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Can y’all come back to X

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Heyyy

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Super Strength Indestructible Skin Sexual Confusion

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

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🗽✨NANI✨♓️ @sinmachine.blacksky.app · 07/01/2025

Y’all still talking about cheap groceries

This meme features a still from American Horror Story: Coven. The character in the image is Fiona Goode, portrayed by Jessica Lange. She is shown mid-dialogue, with an intense, almost menacing expression. Her hair is styled in a classic blonde bob, and she wears earrings. The lighting emphasizes her sharp features, adding drama to the scene. The text at the bottom reads:

“There’s not going to be cheap groceries, you stupid slut.”

This is clearly edited and not part of the original script, playing off Fiona’s commanding and cutting persona. The caption humorously juxtaposes her dramatic intensity with an absurd and mundane statement, a hallmark of meme culture.

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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 06/01/2025

nobody: air & fire signs:

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Mela Yela @melayela.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

OK, Here I go…

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Aiiiiiiiin’t no bitch in my body

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

🍄💫🪐 have a safe night and a happy new year, love to everybody!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

I need new goddamn everything, my pants keep shrinking or something I wore high waters to work yesterday and had to turn em into Capri Pants quickly!

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

2024 was some SHIT.. But iconic in my world, nonetheless.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Almost said “fuck that job” this morning.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

The time after Christmas so boring cause it’s Cap season outside. I didn’t EVEN notice.

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I need a “Wrapped ™️” for the amount of wipes I’ve wasted as a result of not closing the pack 🫡

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I— won’t be sharing.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I went ahead and had one of them friendship circles made…

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Talking cash shit

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

If my life were a musical… The opening number would be “Let it Whip” by the Dazz Band.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

VERY hateable, but still very defendable. All the smoke need to be for THEIR Father.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

(not) Sorry, but I’m standing by Nessarose.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

My brand!

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Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Reskeet a photo someone took of you that you don’t hate

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P. @p-blade.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

And ME

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Life is gonna be so different when I get a quad extension machine in it.

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Yeah… It’s probably for the best that I remain in the cut…