Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We are so happy to be of service to our favorite goodperson! 😈💚 110
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We orcs would offer our services to her. Out of fear? Out of love? We don’t reflect on these questions too deeply. 110
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wonderful goodperson, we orcs dont have a discord, but we dont want you to do anything you aren't comfortable with. We can imagine your little princeling, no worries 130
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We orcs would like to see the baby. Not to eat, but to admire and coo over. 111
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh no! We uruks will accept all constructive criticism. 120
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Actually, that is an orc. ALT-TEXT a gray, furry creature with a white snout and whiskers, sitting on a wooden chair and bravely grabbing a larger humanoid's wrist with both paws and biting. (Some will misidentify the biter as a 'cat' but we Uruks know that this is an orc) 070
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The orcs know that we are stronger together! 140
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Your smile is so bright, we orcs have to look away (but we are happy that you are happy) 130
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Oh! Kreed from Mirkwood recommends against having that happen. We're glad that you could avoid it this time! 110
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Gosh!!! We orcs did not know that one could quit a job! Goodperson Brooke! We uruks marvel at your power! 110
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Hightowers live in the Shire, so they are nasty (but weirdly tall) hobbitses 120
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Does anyone know when Sauron will show up on LANTERNS to reclaim his ring? 1132
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Thank you for your kind words! We would offer her shelter in Mordor if we could. We are all rooting for her. 020
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We orcs would like it if she and her goblin Griffin were safely elsewhere. (We'd even allow eagles to pass over unchallenged if they were flying to assist Dalena) 110
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We orcs can sympathize with Dalena - living in unsafe conditions with difficult challenges making getting out of the situation hard. Should you have some extra coins that you feel could be put to good use, please consider answering Dalena's lit beacon. 141
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Finally, Rhaenyra has become her Dark Numenorean self. Pretty cool seeing Roderick axe that nasty hobbit. 010
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026We uruks hope that everyone enjoys House of the Fell Beast tonight, it's the season finale! Even you elves. We hope that even you all enjoy it. You can root for Gold Elf Tyland Lannister. 170
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Yes! Exactly! How wonderful! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 110
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We were sad to see that handsome Haradrim Ser Criston Cole arrowed by that dark-eyed elf, Black Aly Blackwood. RIP, Ser Criston. 050
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We uruks have been greatly enjoying this season of House of the Fell Beast on HBO. We're anxiously awaiting the Dark Numenoreans (Rhaenyra and Daemon) to ride their Fell Beasts against that army from the Shire that's holed up in Tumbleton. Nasssty Hobbitssesss. 191
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026No apologies necessary, dearest Lo. We orcs know that you’ll share important context with the little ones. 140
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thank you, goodperson, for lighting the beacons! 😈🔥 050
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 23/06/2026This is a relatable problem to us uruks, dear goodperson Brooke. Often, we orcs approach people with goodness in our hearts but they mistake our cruel facial aspects. Oh wait. This might be a different situation. We orcs will express our goodwill to you, then slink back into the shadows... 140
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Nothing good comes from Hobbits walking into your Tower-dominated lands. 060
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026We orcs would like to suggest a name. Little Morgoth. 131
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Weirdly, our chat icon shows there's an unread chat, but when we orcs (excitedly) go to the chat screen, there is nothing. Which one of you good people are wearing the One Ring? Take it off! 052
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Is this a trick question? Gimli is an orc! Oh, we hear some fools say. Isn't Gimli a dwarvish name? Hah! A dwarf clearly got beat up by Baggins' uruk brother, who claimed the name Gimli through spoils of victory! There's a nameless dwarf out there now. 110
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026We orcs have the bestest of Baggins. 010
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It seems pretty obvious that that that's the orc-iest of goblins 130