Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Actually, that is an orc. ALT-TEXT a gray, furry creature with a white snout and whiskers, sitting on a wooden chair and bravely grabbing a larger humanoid's wrist with both paws and biting. (Some will misidentify the biter as a 'cat' but we Uruks know that this is an orc) 070
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Does anyone know when Sauron will show up on LANTERNS to reclaim his ring? 1132
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We orcs can sympathize with Dalena - living in unsafe conditions with difficult challenges making getting out of the situation hard. Should you have some extra coins that you feel could be put to good use, please consider answering Dalena's lit beacon. 141
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026We uruks hope that everyone enjoys House of the Fell Beast tonight, it's the season finale! Even you elves. We hope that even you all enjoy it. You can root for Gold Elf Tyland Lannister. 170
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We uruks have been greatly enjoying this season of House of the Fell Beast on HBO. We're anxiously awaiting the Dark Numenoreans (Rhaenyra and Daemon) to ride their Fell Beasts against that army from the Shire that's holed up in Tumbleton. Nasssty Hobbitssesss. 191
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Nothing good comes from Hobbits walking into your Tower-dominated lands. 060
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Weirdly, our chat icon shows there's an unread chat, but when we orcs (excitedly) go to the chat screen, there is nothing. Which one of you good people are wearing the One Ring? Take it off! 052
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This lovely orc needs a home, hopefully one free of elves. 050
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026We orcs protest this characterization. 061
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026We orcs dont really understand what a mother is, but if there is anyone in your life that was nice and caring to you, feel free to thank them today. If you dont have anyone to thank, we uruks offer you a big hug and you can hang out with us. We're cooking spicy tofu tonight and will feed you. 090
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Amanda is the best for letting us uruks know this. We appreciate all the Orc-Positivity we can get. 1101
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Happy Dagorgiliath Day, goodpeople! 🌟 ⚔️ 080
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@lothelynx.bsky.social Dear goodperson Lo, we uruks hope that are having a wonderful and wonder-filled celebratory day today! 😈💚💜🎂💚💜❤️ 270
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Confirmed, this is actually a goblin. 190
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Actually, that is an orc. An orc, living the dream. 190
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Actually, that is an orc. An adorable orc. 090
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026We thought it said Big Book of Orcs! Still, 5 stars, would recommend. 190
Reposted by Orcs love WinterfellNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026A message for you all to carry through the year 199814022
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Actually, those are orcs. We uruks are making a big shout out to your cool orcs, dear Goodperson Lindsey 040
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 27/12/2025No no no, we orcs think Osgiliath is totally well-defended as is. We'd never consider capturing it sneakily, you can take our word on that. The Steward should honestly defund the rangers in Ithilien as well and get a peace dividend. #ARIIAB 051
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 26/12/2025May you be as happy today as Morgoth lounging around with stolen Silmarils. 070
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 26/12/2025We uruks would like to have an honest talk with this Tolkien fellow. 071
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 25/12/2025May someone in the Baltimore area (we uruks believe that is in the shire called the Land of Mary) please consider providing long-term shelter to this noble orc named Angelo 092
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Merry Melkormas Eve!!! Tonight, if we orcs have been very very goblin-mode, Morgoth will visit from the void to wreck our Melkormas trees 😈🎄 040
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 23/12/2025What a coincidence! It is Melkormas Eve Eve here in Dol Guldur, and also over 60 degrees. Wait, are we talking normal degrees, or that weird degrees "Fahrenheit" that the Hobbits use? 060
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Happy Melkormas Eve Eve to all who celebrate (mostly, orcs. You elves don't celebrate MEE, other than to say in your musical language "Thanks be to Elbereth, at least it isn't Melkormas Eve yet") 😈🎄🎉 050
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025We uruks can tell when one of Morgoth's hideous servitors are trying to pass as not-monstrous. A lot of glitter and gemstones are involved. 0120
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025We're not quite sure what this is, but we did it too: www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...madebyolof.comwinterfellorcs.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025Check out winterfellorcs.bsky.social's year on Bluesky! 050
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Just four more nights until Melkormas! The day after Melkormas Eve, where Morgoth might return for the evening, to smash trees decorated with fake Silmarils. We uruks can't wait! And the gift giving, celebrating when Melkor gave a bunch of jewels to Ungoliant for her help in wrecking those bright - 172
Orcs love Winterfell @winterfellorcs.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Hooray! We uruks labored mightily, and erected a Melkormas tree, bedecked with faux-Silmarils and other hateful nonsense for Morgoth to wreck on Melkormas Eve. We orcs are so excited! 😈🎄 071