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Body By Bacardi

@wineaccguy.bsky.social
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If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this lasagna across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack

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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
going back in time and telling my 20 year old self that turning home grown habaneros into knock-off taco bell fire sauce is now my ideal saturday evening
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peppers praying to the ethylene god that they may become hot sauces this week
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Made an impulse purchase at the beer shop just now. Will almost certainly be a letdown but I have to know
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He can't keep getting away with this
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Three ghost peppers turned into all this and it is still lighting my ass up
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stink lines radiating off this one
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The amusement park enthusiast future SIL just paid my smoker day food the highest compliment of all
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's a transcendent moment in life when you just realize you can just smoke ribs literally whenever you want
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Holy god dude go do some yoga or something
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The rarely caught on video "secret agent crawl" where she just drags herself back and forth on the couch like this for several minutes at a time
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bought the cats their own couch. Seems like a hit!
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh cool that one just popped up again too
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
In another ad for this game, a guy is like "my ex-wife left me, so I bought the land where her house is on this app, and now I drive by to 'check on it' and she can't do anything about it."
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The most divorced spokesman for the most divorced mobile game of all time
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
OH YEAH
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Crazy deal. Even Wayfair charges $50k for them
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just because I'm not a dad doesnt mean I can't celebrate father's day
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Let's fuckin go... local folk bands I guess
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
me reading this with a mouthful of leftover enchilada at 1:52 pm: hell yeah
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
it's officially screamo summer www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpOQ...
youtube.com
Kontakt
YouTube video by Vi som älskade varandra så mycket - Topic
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This website completely falls apart every three days but I'll still check it a million times before I interact with fucking LinkedIn even once
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To be fair sometimes I feel like that when I read WaPo headlines too
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
An absolutely legendary lack of self-regulation here
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
youtu.be/ZjlYFWLUDBQ?...
youtu.be
Perception check
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I happened to be at a restaurant he was also at for a friend's birthday dinner. After the whole restaurant sung happy birthday to them, someone took a flash photo in his direction (of the person whose birthday it was, obviously not of him) and he got red assed about it and stormed out.
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hell yeah man, I believe in you
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Good tamales are great. Great tamales are transcendent.
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Fighting for her life to stay in that sunbeam
A grey tabby cat laying on a windowsill, her front half in direct sunlight, her back half shadowed on a table with a folded blanket on it. Outside the window is a porch with a white railing and grass behind it.
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
That bird's gonna want to get checked for parasites now
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Had a player miss this session so we had to recruit a stand-in
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
heartonmysleeve.bandcamp.com/album/in-the... Such a great album, one of those screamo bands that I wish had managed to stick around. Gonna finish the afternoon listening to them
heartonmysleeve.bandcamp.com
In The Midst Of Hope And Nothingness, by Heart On My Sleeve
9 track album
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Oh shit we won the signed set list at the Lake Street Dive concert
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Feels like I'm gearing up to go to war. Street fair photo coverage is serious business
Four cameras arranged on a black mag on a white desk with a variety of attached lenses on the left three. A row of lens caps are behind them.
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's street fair time again
A long stretch of grass with road on either side. The stretch is lined with trees, trash and recycling barrels. On the left are several food trucks and on the right is a long row of white tents with tables.
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I have worked at multiple companies where HR enabled some incredibly toxic shit, we do not have to hand it to HR
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We are blessed with not one but two phenomenal Nepalese restaurants in town and both of them recently added dogshit AI to their websites and menus and it sucks so bad dude
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
POV: you're about to get your shit rocked by spicy food and you'll thank them for the opportunity
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Let's fuckin go... either the Orioles or Twins I guess
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Doing some closet cleaning and found my old college bag. I still listen to way more of this music than I care to admit
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Clearing out my google storage and I guess I was really competitive at board games a decade ago
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Back in high school two buddies were quoting Simpsons back and forth, and one of them said "It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!" and the other one went completely stone-faced and said "that's a stupid one"
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
let's fucking gooooo
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fiancée browsing songs on Clone Hero: *stops on Comedown by Bush* sure I'll play it, butt rock is usually fun on drums Me: okay so Bush is more like proto-butt-rock, in this essay I will
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My one star review: this game's name is VERY misleading
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Me: *has a stack of xbox games to play for the first time* Also me: *decides to spend the evening playing Fire 'n Ice and Kickle Cubicle on the NES for the 100th time, which is the objectively correct decision*
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Not a view I get to see every day
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I would pay an unreasonable sum of money to be able to take my car into that
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
sausage gettin' made
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy (with Tom Servo) and me (with Crow T. Robot) filming the trailer for MST3K: the RiffTrax Projects.
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Body By Bacardi @wineaccguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
the universe: bet
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