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Benjamin Wimmer

@wimmerben.bsky.social
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Lawyer runner reader writer shit like that

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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 2h
Get behind the center, Shinji
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 6h
You know, people don't tend to become combat sports professionals if they have a lot of other options, but I wonder how little Dana White pays the fighters if your next step after retiring is "mercenary in the DRC"
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 7h
As far back as I, Donald Trump, can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 8h
Can I still direct abusive behavior at Dario Amodei?
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 10h
North Minehead by-election
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 14h
Computer remind me what my hopes and dreams are
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 16h
We're at war with Iran -now-
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Only improbable plot point? Flamethrower? The flamethrower is wonderfullly lampshaded ("Mac wants the WHAT??"), but it's there
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nietzsche on the auto-da-fe and execution as a public festival
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youtu.be
Execution tonight at six
YouTube video by A1Whizkid
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
News
youtu.be
Execution tonight at six
YouTube video by A1Whizkid
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This way you feel responsible, you get to participate; you're in control
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elite close quarters engagement tactic
youtu.be
gaber baby
YouTube video by rm3D
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Through the miracle of Second Life, this can actually be accomplished
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Like, what important other details could you be interested in?" "Like, almost anything. Are they daddy's friend? Anything."
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My offspring hits different
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know the diagnostic code for "evil" in the DSM-III
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am now a juggalo
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jesus Christ
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Unlike Hitler and 20th c. fascists generally, I wouldn't let my racial power fantasy interfere with my ability to evaluate the world and see limits on my ability to control it; I'm built different"
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No ass on that guy
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rape podcast (with gambling content)
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Master Shake level take right there Highlander was a documentary, etc.
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dunno, by this point Americans seem used to children dying as a minor side effect of otherwise desirable policies; maybe its time
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jimmy Olsen did "How many Jokers can fit in a Gotham coffee shop before Batman shows up" on Matt Fraction's Jimmy Olsen run Batman knocked his ass out (again)
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The slow motion
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But he's got a blue check!
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AIRING OUT THE TITTAYS THE TATAS THE BAZONGAS
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's been thunderstruck
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The actual D.E.N.N.I.S. System is money
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, we've finally found the kind of girlfriend these internet people are always demanding
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"A society with people I can trust" You could reasonably trust that guy over there "I don't want to"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You gotta hit it really big these days before you can pull a Sapkowski and have a reporter ask you what you think of a TV adaptation of one of your novels and respond "why the hell are you asking me; I'm literally making money off sales of the product"
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No; I'm leaving his harness, d-cuffs, and ballgag on
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Theoretically they can do a blood test to see if you're still expressing the antibodies, if you're into that
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To me, that's ridiculous. 9-11, things of that nature
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should bring back To Catch a Predator but make it sports
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TOTALLY EXONERATED
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If she had just said, "well, more blowback for Israel and America's parade of horrors in the Middle East," that would be pretty milquetoast I'm not sure what more she thinks she's saying? Like maybe she's doing a sentencing argument? I dunno
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is NOT the Nantucket church in Moby Dick; that one has a helm wheel
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really benefitted from having Deshaun Watson around to pull the spotlight
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Jackson lean from the Smooth Criminal video
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Putains Sans Frontieres (PSF)
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's math In general you want to use your best guys for the most high-leverage situations, and the start of the game is actually comparatively high leverage: game tied, their best hitters coming to the plate An opener lets you put your best non-bulk pitcher against one round of their 1-2-3
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*shrug* I'd love to root for them but this is the deal I struck with myself back in 2023 when Jerry was shoving vets unceremoniously out of town and yelling that Tony had an Unexpected Medical Condition and also pay him a billion dollars or he's moving the team
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess the idea is your starter gets through the first inning and then you go to your bulk innings guy, but if he gets in a jam, congratulations, now you have an even higher-leverage first inning situation and may want to go to a high-leverage reliever Also, screw Jerry and his White Sox
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Benjamin Wimmer @wimmerben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Why should I, a government official, have to subject myself to the indignity of a criminal investigation"
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