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WilyEngineer

@wilyengineer.bsky.social
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 2h
What I usually mean is that it reminds me of my friend Random, who used to have a show on the Disney Channel
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is ass football, and how can I find a genuine example of it?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not an expert on the subject, but I believe that two is the usual number of boobs
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why do they look like a cult?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes it's ketchup and mayonnaise
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you sure he wasn't dating the umbrella?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Philosophy is based on a false pretense So philosophy itself is nonsense, nonsense!
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is there any industry millennials won't kill?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Depends on the time of day
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Todd has to keep moving to where the shadows are
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Waitress: what'll be honey? Me: pollen
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Virgil and Milton, my two favorite fanfic writers
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah yes, the new superhero, 👋man
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly, they want to see Who be brave
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.
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Don't Surrender On Trans Rights
Many Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be.
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ǝᴉd spɹǝɥdǝɥs
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heart heart, the sound of my heart The heart goes "heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart"
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LaFguardia Gairport, surely
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's actually two words - BROWNSWIN
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I were the person wronged, and one of my friends pushed the button, I would never talk to them again.
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So it's two mirrors?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stan a completionist
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So you think all the Kokiri should sound like Peppa Pig?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What's the throughline? Like, does the script have all of those things because you're free associating like Vsauce Michael Here, or is there a thread that ties them together?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The right-wing organizing around the Lindsay Clancy trial is growing and it’s frightening. A lot of people overlook these culture wars revolving around women’s issues, because, well, they’re women’s issues. But the right doesn’t. It’s how they regained such a massive cultural foothold.
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But I can be on Bluesky, right?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No you didn't, I was at the store all day and I didn't see you
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're new, they haven't figured out how to use words yet
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You have died of hissenpurry
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Reading between the lines? Are you telling everyone to use cocaine???
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Teenager makes bagel
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you know what the word "boring" means?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Night of the Short Fuses
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm glad you've decided to denote eras in terms of American presidents
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Marshmello needs to get burned
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No, they were masturbating
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Accent: not used by people who think they don't have accents
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sounds like the Tide is really turning for you
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Espagnole?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wow, time traveling meat!
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Legit question for Mexican-Americans - How do I eat the 36-48 feral tacos that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He has thrown the bat well, and now he is dabbing
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Blue and yellow make white, surely
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's the Hypothetical EBITDA graph, but applied to an entire country
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Mendoza Simpsons
Alt: That scene from The Simpsons where McBain yells at Mendoza
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking for a polltergeist
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thank you for using "per se" correctly
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WilyEngineer @wilyengineer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spreadsheet People Living just to file a motion
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5.7 trad dad @tricam-tyrant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Her official job is handing him printouts of things. She's basically the gatekeeper for telling him what is real. She is his reality mediator. Now what do you make of all the wacko shit he says?
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