Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is the first Full Staff Day I've been to that has had a DJ. 050
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I mention this a lot, but Sesame Street. I had a recurring nightmare where The Count was going to suck my blood. 190
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can YOU spot the straight man at the gay club? 181
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🎃👻🎃 #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0180
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Last day of work! I'm probably not going to cry. 2140
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🎵 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎵 🎃👻🎃 #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 0220
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why is this Meta AI ad scored with fucking "Five Years"?? "Call us optimists, call us dreamers..." That is not an optimistic song! 050
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The fear of being cringe is a mind prison that make your interiors look boring as fuck. 090
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What I remember about the aftermath of 9/11 is how disappointed I was when my friends and loved ones suddenly started being openly racist and incredibly jingoistic. 0141
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have an apartment in Detroit! Paying slightly more than I hoped, but a townhouse with three bedrooms and a private basement. Now to make myself anxious with the logistics of the move! 2130
Reposted by Wilmington Banjocaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149173713
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I want to write Gilgamesh fanfic where he is working at a struggling arts non-profit and Enkidu manages a relatively successful antique mall. They have an obnoxious corgi named Humbaba and Ninsun is basically Endora with cow horns. 1110
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoGRAVE WHISTLIN🪦🎃👻 @s1gnalb3ast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“no, no, this is FRETLife, the dating site for people with generalized anxiety disorder.” 3273
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/08/2026 2621429
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My fixating on "Danceteria" for the last month has revealed a hard truth to me: I like Madonna. Like, if you asked me who my pop diva is, I would want to say Kylie, but it would secretly be Madge. 190
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoWillow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's SO telling that the only actor who could really keep up with him was Miss Piggy. 0353
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My favorites: Don't Drop Out Down From Dover Dumb Blonde Baby I'm Burnin' Star of the Show Here You Come Again 9 to 5 (obviously) Silver Dagger Shine I'm Gone I don't even particularly consider myself particularly knowledgeable about her music, she was just that good. 180
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I can't believe all these monsters are still alive. 11289
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I told my boss I'm leaving, but I haven't told my staff because I haven't gotten the official offer letter yet. I feel like I'm lying to them, like I'm about to disappear and they are all blissfully unaware. But it's also only been two business days. 1130
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A day out at the regional amusement park. 280
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I was offered the job at Detroit Public Library, and I'm spiraling slightly from being overwhelmed. I have so much to do! 4250
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I went bowling, and I didn't completely embarrass myself! 0140
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I'm feeling loved today, or possibly I just drank too much caffeine this morning. I don't mind either way. 0130
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Between Miss Jade So, Makayla Couture, and Fluffy Bidule, the dolls are truly feeding the children on the various Drags Races.. Doll domination! Dollification! 191
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My library has a procedure that any internal candidates for an open position are notified by the hiring manager in person if they aren't chosen. Theoretically I believe this is a good thing, very respectful, but now that I have to notify four internals they didn't get it, I hate it. 150
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You know, he could do the honorable thing and just shit himself to death. 3170
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoVivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham 551106129
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My friend the Michigan Strangler has died. A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people. We used to go to Arby's. Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy." 581516293
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The latest episode of Smartypants had a touching tribute to Lindsey Graham from none other than Vivian Wilson. Nuanced and topical! 060
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoDissociation Waffle @bromonaquimby.bsky.social · 09/07/2026When he does die, prepare yourself from the nausea that’s going to come from a whole bunch of Democrats going “we didn’t agree on much but...” 0121
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Daphné Bürki said fuck Michelle Visage. 150
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So a week or two ago, I had a patron, a beardy social worker who uses the library often, call the branch to compliment me on how friendly and welcoming I am. Today he emailed to say he was bummed that I haven't been here the last two times I've been here, with his phone number. Is this flirtation? 2170
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I had a fairly solid interview with Detroit Public Library for an assistant manager position, and now I'm going to Indianapolis to watch my favorite movie on the big screen, Written on the Wind. It's been a pretty good day. 2200
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I have a request for an interview with Detroit Monday or Tuesday of next week. Monday me and my mom are driving home from Wisconsin, Tuesday I have three interviews of my own that I'm conducting. This is stressful. 160
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoDissociation Waffle @bromonaquimby.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Wrapped him a handkerchief around his gun Said, "Nothin' wrong about what I done Some men have everything and some have none That's by design The idea wasn't mine alone, but mine And that's the sign." In the U.S.A. You can have your say You can set your goals And seize the dayyoutu.beAssassins (BRC) part 5 - The Ballad of CzolgoszYouTube video by TheSoulMan8 042
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I made the mistake of donating to a political campaign, and my text messages since then have just been vultures circling. This will NEVER happen again. Democrats can eat my shit. I take full responsibility for being an idiot, but fool me once, etc. 090
Reposted by Wilmington BanjoNeil Daigle Orians @neilmakesthings.bsky.social · 30/06/2026"This is a courtesy email! Your membership to [organization you only joined because you presented at their conference] is about to lapse! We know the next conference is nowhere near you and you lack resources to attend, but click this link to re-up your membership!" 151
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The older I get, the less connection I feel to gayness as an identity. I feel more of a kinship with the enby ace person with blue hair and a polycule than a married gay guy with a husband and a mortgage. I'm queer in multiple ways, and I want that complexity reflected in how I identify. 1121
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It's that time of year again, the time of year when men put on their black shorts and no shirt to go jogging along major thoroughfares. I saw three of them within 2 minutes. 180
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I shouldn't have to work so hard to find out if a tv series is streaming anywhere. 2140
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026In fairness to Derrick Barry, it is a bit surprising that no one died at Stonewall. If it happened now, the cops would be running over folks in tanks and shooting rubber bullets at people's faces. 1100
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I'm generally afraid of heights, but one of my strongest triggers is multi-story escalators. After we're about halfway up, I start leaning forward and white knuckling the rail, sweating, imagining myself falling backwards and not stopping. 340
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My new thing is to sing "Schadenfreude" from Avenue Q, but i replace all the words with "goofalicious". 150
Wilmington Banjo @wilmingtonbanjo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026My parents were first wave Boomers, so it was mostly The Beatles, Stones, and Motown. 050
