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Will

@willz.life
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Welcome to my microblog where I ramble on about hot topics such as things… and stuff. Computer nerd, serial Men I Trust listener, latte macchiato fiend, Snoopy's #1 fan, and generally silly guy (when not being crushed by the capitalist machine)

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Will @willz.life · 04/10/2026
I bought it off a kid who didn’t know what a PowerBook was and asked to take a picture of it running Mac OS X Tiger because he literally was not alive when Tiger was out. And that, kids, was the first interaction to truly make me feel like I am unc. 💔🥀
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Will @willz.life · 01/10/2026
Waow !! Now I can have @maccy.me and Veronica explain things to me while I drive! 🤠🚗
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Will @willz.life · 01/10/2026
Last time I was in Montréal was November 2021… can’t believe that was 5 years ago. Looking forward to seeing La Belle Province again — and attending VCF Montréal for the first time!
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Will @willz.life · 29/09/2026
Mmm can’t wait to have a wannabe dictator’s portrait in my passport when I have to renew it in 2028… 🫠
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Will @willz.life · 28/09/2026
Normally wouldn’t tempt fate like this but I am BEGGING the IT gods to wreak havoc at my company’s SF office in mid-November so I have an excuse to fly out and finally see Eli & Fur perform live 😭
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Will @willz.life · 28/09/2026
Gonna be absolutely JACKED by the end of October
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Will @willz.life · 28/09/2026
I forgot how utterly exhausting moving is… on the bright side, I’m getting lots of endorphins along with praise from my Apple Watch for the physical activity! 🤠
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Will @willz.life · 14/09/2026
One last (bittersweet) breakfast and get-together with some friends this morning to draw #VCFMW to a close. What a phenomenal weekend this was that went by way too fast. And now, with a frunk and trunk full of gear and a heart full of gratitude, it’s time to pilot my spaceship back to Ohio.
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Will @willz.life · 13/09/2026
I’m not leaving with much hardware (except for my new PowerBook!) but I’m absolutely leaving with a full heart. This community is so awesome and I’m so happy to have seen both old friends and made new ones. #VCFMW 2026 is one for the scrapbooks! 😊
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Will @willz.life · 13/09/2026
Lots of fun on #VCFMW day 1! Excited to be volunteering this year, too. 😁
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Will @willz.life · 07/09/2026
I hate AT&T as a corporate entity otherwise but holy f—k I’m almost saturating my entire 5 Gbps link doing my NAS backups to a data centre in the EU. This is straight-up pornographic for any network engineer / IT nerd….
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Will @willz.life · 05/09/2026
Zoo wee mama we are COOKIN 🔥
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Will @willz.life · 04/09/2026
I love when I apply for insurance at my new home and the literal first thing on the paperwork is an AI disclosure…. I hate it here
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Will @willz.life · 30/08/2026
POV: Your NAS is trying to complete its weekly backup to B2 but your ISP is Spectrum
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Will @willz.life · 30/08/2026
I recently got to visit Google’s campus and thought “haha wow they have a sign made of old motherboards, that’s so nerdy and cool!! This is my kind of place!!” Then I see news like this that snaps me back to the reality of how they’ve arguably become the evil that they once vowed not to be.
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Will @willz.life · 29/08/2026
That lesson is also endorsed by Snoopy in one of his wisest comic strips.
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Will @willz.life · 23/08/2026
Only now getting around to listening to Dabeull's album and the cover itself is already a meta work of art
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Will @willz.life · 23/08/2026
I have the same thoughts when I see a Delta aircraft tbh
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Will @willz.life · 20/08/2026
This should go nicely on my bookshelf next to all the @doctorow.pluralistic.net books. 🤓
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Will @willz.life · 17/08/2026
Trying this place that just opened in Reynoldsburg called Anything Bagel. It’s in the same building a place called Block’s Bagels was, which was apparently pretty notable in Cbus. Asked them to make me a BEC with salt, pepper and a hash brown — I’m definitely not still missing NYC or anything…
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Will @willz.life · 16/08/2026
yeah that'll do it.... #justadhdthings
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Will @willz.life · 15/08/2026
Ubiquiti is a hell of a drug, kids 🥴👨🏻‍💻
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Will @willz.life · 13/08/2026
That high note she carries on “Who needs angels, anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay”… inject that shit right into my veins
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Will @willz.life · 13/08/2026
This song just popped into my head for the first time in damn near 20 years… the opinion of 8 year old me that it was the best song on Little Voice remains unchanged. 😮‍💨
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Will @willz.life · 11/08/2026
GOD I love thunderstorm season 😮‍💨
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Will @willz.life · 11/08/2026
The Thule Subterra bag I bought when I started college in 2017 finally gave out 7 years later in 2024. I emailed Thule and they swapped it under warranty with a Subterra 2, cool. New bag didn’t even make it 2 years before a zipper pull just completely broke off. Sigh. Time for an LTT bag, I think.
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Will @willz.life · 10/08/2026
I think this is what you’re talking about!
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Will @willz.life · 10/08/2026
As someone with pots who sometimes needs a really salty snacky snack, this is my 9/11… almost 5 dollars for some god damn french fries 😭
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Will @willz.life · 07/08/2026
in other news, scheduling my flu and covid boosters next month — looking forward to walking out of the cvs with my autism levels over 9000 as i emanate native 5G signals from my body!! 🤠
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Will @willz.life · 05/08/2026
CNN is in SHAMBLES after abdul won michigan. cope harder lmfaooooo
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Will @willz.life · 04/08/2026
Holy shit, I will admit I had no idea spinning rust drives could ACTUALLY pull this kind of speed over a 10GbE network in real-world scenarios... and this is **WITH** disk encryption enabled in UniFi Drive.
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Will @willz.life · 02/08/2026
God, what I’d do to have some ladyfingers in my mouth again
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Will @willz.life · 31/07/2026
God dammit they got my ass again but ooh pretty RGB hahahahah
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Will @willz.life · 27/07/2026
I don't have anywhere close to 10 Gbps Internet, but at least I can saturate my 5G backup link now lmao Looking forward to my hard drives arriving so I can stress test this network by dumping 10-20 TB of data onto the UNAS.
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Will @willz.life · 27/07/2026
Need to get some different length DACs and I’m probably going to swap out my patch cables for the fancy Ubiquiti ones… but otherwise man, that’s a nice rack
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Will @willz.life · 25/07/2026
Other people have sufficient charisma and social skills to develop friends and have relationships, some of which might even lead to marriage?
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Will @willz.life · 19/07/2026
STOPPPP and the colours have themed names too 😭😭
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Will @willz.life · 19/07/2026
God dammit I told myself I wasn’t going to come back to the locked down Apple ecosystem …then I found out about the Snoopy Watch face and they got my ass 😭
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Will @willz.life · 19/07/2026
Ah yes, America, home of the free and where you have to accept an arbitration provision and class action lawsuit waiver to *checks notes* read an article
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Will @willz.life · 18/07/2026
Cross-country redeye complete… one more flight and a pit stop at Winston’s for some waffles, then I’m probably going back to bed 🫡
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Will @willz.life · 18/07/2026
It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock! 🥹🫶 📍Santa Cruz, CA
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Will @willz.life · 17/07/2026
We can have a little bit of blood poisoning, as a treat
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Will @willz.life · 17/07/2026
And I thought getting sick in San Francisco was bad, can’t wait to go back to Columbus and take a nice deep breath
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Will @willz.life · 14/07/2026
Silicon valley has some freaky motherfuckers here because why is there an enormous window in my SHOWER facing the bed 😭
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Will @willz.life · 14/07/2026
Huh, Morse Road sure looks different today 🥸
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Will @willz.life · 13/07/2026
Watching dawn break over both Columbus and the Appalachian Mountains of West Virginia this morning feels like it makes up for the 4 AM wake-up call. 🌇🌄
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Will @willz.life · 11/07/2026
Come on, meet me on the dance floor… 🕺
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Will @willz.life · 07/07/2026
I hate it here
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Will @willz.life · 05/07/2026
Out in Brooklyn!
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Will @willz.life · 05/07/2026
I ❤️ NY
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