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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 12m

Bluetooth linkage in Elmo’s exploding vehicles is not about road rage, likewise not about communicating. it’s a gift-wrapped present to surveillance state.

Google result for the inherent dangers and privacy horror inherent in bluetooth mapping

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 47m

Big 3 networks salivated over Canks calling Jack Smith “deranged” but when actual derangement spews like lava from gop mafia they just can’t be bothered.

Google results for Big 3 nets behavior during Canks’ “deranged” projection

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 1h

Puppy Killer obviously craved Lewandoski peen bc her marital "situationship" was too busy crossdressing with foam bazoomas (not off the hook for the other stuff, babes.) @alixbreeden.bsky.social for @dailykos.com www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

DailyKos headline: Puppy Killer files for divorce as criminal probe looms

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 2h

Marcy's recap is an important reminder: absurd attempts at adulting by aged-out mobsters DEMAND satire, not normalizing "tick tock" @reuters.com recaps. @theonion.com & Urban Dictionary cannot handle the firehose of nonsense alone support/expand U.S. satirical news. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

I don't share images of fascists and their techno-broligarch whoremasters so here's a shitty Reuters headline I rewrote: Dump, AI CEOs sign passive-voice intentionally vague letter of forever friendship, back data center corruption, pollution and community terrorism.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 2h

"even if the document weren’t so inadequate and official renaming so pathetic, nobody is left in Oval Office* w/ self-respect or competence to spell 'United States' correctly... nobody gives a rat’s ass to make propaganda at least look serious" @emptywheel.bsky.social emptywheel.net/2026/09/30/i...

another banger from Marcy: In addition, the single thing that such documents must do is assign accountability for implementing it — naming the person who will go to jail for hacks that do not function as intended. This does not. Bullet 2 “empowers” an internal team to ensure that “any issues identified are remediated,” but it doesn’t say that that internal team (or anyone else) has to do the remediation. Bullet 4 requires a committee on the board that will “receive reports” and “ensure any issues identified are remediated.” But it doesn’t hold them accountable for remediating those issues themselves. The passive voice lurks where it is most dangerous, where someone is accountable for remediating the things that go wrong.

But even if the document weren’t so inadequate and the official renaming so pathetic, there is no one left inside the Oval Office with the self-respect or competence to spell “United States” correctly. There is no one inside the Oval Office who gave a rat’s ass to make this propaganda at least look serious.

This was not a commitment to make AI safe for humanity. Rather, it was a commitment to collectively tell the public that the Masters of the Universe can take care of this themselves, without regulation.

And even the propaganda was too slovenly to get basic details right.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 2h

<phone rings> God: talk to me Devil: hello sir we don't talk much but I have a request G: bitch I'm a woman with she/her pronouns. what do you want D: Schmitt situation is really dumb but I thought we could make it dumber together G: gay scandal? D: no, Jethro Dull VP G: same thing. do it.

one dolt deserves another: Bluesky trending topic "Schmitt floated as Vance mobbed-up 2028 Veep"

Canks will lash out momentarily because none of this involves him and baby must have eyes trained on that fat ass at all times

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 4h

have I mentioned lately how much I love Jason Mraz’s song “Wordplay”? #JackSmith

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 21h

repubs gave Teddy Cruz a standing ovation for what was known AT THE TIME, and later, to be a criminal/felonious subversion effort Will's Law No. 7: Just cuz a mob op failed don't make it less illegal

image of repubs cheering for Teddy Cruz, and instrumental cog in insurrection wheel, with my caption "ovation for felonies" in red

Will's Laws 1-12 with No. 7 highlighted: Just cuz a mob op failed don't make it less illegal

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 22h

we're in serious trouble when a major media outlet uses Margie as "balance" for propaganda. sweet jesus on a surfboard.

GOP former Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, meanwhile, questioned the timing of the caravan and accused Republicans of emphasizing the issue to influence voters.

"We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years, why now?" Greene wrote on X. "Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the GOP needs to scare you into voting because nothing else is working."

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 22h

Newsweek is an unmitigated shitposter, that much is true, but this article is rooted in claims by unashamed liars inside DHS. entire thing is just a fascist press release, which culminates in a quote from Nancy fucking Mace (yes really)

The U.S. Border Patrol is tracking a migrant caravan that departed San Pedro Sula, Honduras, on September 20, according to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), as the group continues its journey north through Mexico toward the southern border.

A DHS spokesperson told Newsweek that U.S. Border Patrol is “closely engaged with its international partners” to monitor the caravan’s movement and any further developments.

Representative Nancy Mace, a South Carolina Republican, wrote on X: "They're not betting on crossing Trump's border. They're betting on a Democrat Congress in November. Don't give them one."

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 22h

"Situation Room connected the call. Biden jumped in. 'Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing?' He gripped the phone tight. 'You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal.' when Netanyahu asked what he meant, Biden said he could cut off military aid to Israel with the snap of a finger"

Atlantic excerpt with my highlights: “If we don’t defeat it?” Biden asked, unconvinced. The answer was regional war. Israel had already prepared a counterattack in the event that Iran’s missiles caused Israeli casualties. “Great,” Biden said.

The Situation Room connected the call. Biden jumped in. “Bibi, man, what the fuck are you doing?” He gripped the phone tight. “You think I’m Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal.” When Netanyahu asked what he meant, Biden said he could cut off military aid to Israel with the snap of a finger, leaving the country on its own. Netanyahu retorted that Israel would defend itself even without the United States. (We later learned that he concluded from this call that we were cutting military supplies.)

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 23h

with @keithedwards.bsky.social on this one. being bi-curious/questioning *without hurting people* is part of figuring out life. being a closet case while married/with kids and voting to make LGBTQ+ folks' lives worse is where I draw lines also Keith said "da bears" and that's why we love him.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 29/09/2026

quite a spectacular failure here, trying suddenly and earnestly to stand out as semi-sane in a crowded mafia teeming with xenophobes and ending up with a rock.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 29/09/2026

don't mind me guys, I'm just over here noticing 👀 Jill Stein and Julian Assange crawling out their hovels at exactly the same time. almost like they are maybe-definitely sleeper cells. via @ccgene.sheshed.rocks & @nothoodlum.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/will...

my gal pal CC Gene's Skeet: this is a post by Assange on what is formally twitter. the comments are all congratulatory. our country is full of stupid people -- picture of Jules and his lovely baby mama

Hoodlum Skeet: Jill Stein sure can sell Kool-Aid but she can't spell it.

(sis is a fantastical dolt)

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 28/09/2026

Bob is 100% right about sanewashing, and the segment was even dumber than that: Maher cited Jeffries' mob-huddle with Kushner as an example of "democratic" "collaboration." because Bill is a simpleton who has childlike understanding of political dynamics.

shitposter Mediaite excerpt with my highlight: Maher pointed to backlash to a meeting between House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) and Jared Kushner as the latest example that direct bipartisanship today is all but dead.

“That’s what democratic government is, collaboration. But bipartisanship is such a dirty concept now that we can only practice it in secret. Like how Republicans do with homosexuality,” he joked.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 28/09/2026

more clout-chasing from NYT. it'll never not be astonishing that a $10B "gold standard" media company remains this patently juvenile (ask @gillianbrockell.com, she knows) big 🧢 @newsjennifer.bsky.social

Skeet from Gillian Brockell about Broken Times claiming "exclusive!" when they were just cribbing off of her

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 28/09/2026

sharp analysis from @caolanrob.bsky.social on the China-Russia/Xi-Vlad bromance. hint: one side is planning, the other is flinging poo. worth your time. 🎩 @denbysister.bsky.social @politicsusa46.bsky.social

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 28/09/2026

"the most comprehensive dismantling of Elon Musk's mythos" @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social's latest is award-worthy and will for sure get me back in a theater this fall 🧢 @amoneyresists.bsky.social

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 28/09/2026

#AmandasMildTakes is like her reaching in dark corners of my mind and pulling out reels like I always say, Oracle is mob. and thus CBS News and Paramount are as well. Bari Weiss is their owned asset. stopping HBO and CNN from falling next is Job No. 1

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 28/09/2026

love seeing the Ziggster so relaxed! Jackson is a terrier through-and-through but the one distinct difference is he has no apparent interest in sunning himself aside from posing in good lighting lol

Jackie after going for a walk and posing in the morning sun

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 27/09/2026

thanks to everyone asking about Jackson. slow-and-steady getting better now that he’s on anti-inflammatories. we met his twin called Leo on our walk yesterday and later mister sir fell dead asleep snoring on his brother’s pillow 😂 #DogsOfBluesky #SundayDogs 💙💙💙

Jackson snoozing on his brother’s pillow during story time

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 27/09/2026

oh @janellie1.bsky.social, quite an artifact here. sweatshirted dolt known as Fetterman does his Freudian Slip... quickly corrected by Major Garrett, same doofus Bibi Netanyahu hand-selected as interviewer at "60 Minutes of Bari Weiss" yep, our timeline still sucks. bsky.app/profile/jane...

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 27/09/2026

TIL from @saraheckhardttx.bsky.social that a maga nitwit with cash to burn is her opponent for comptroller. how many of you knew this? how many of our Texas pals know this? downballot votes matter. tell your friends. #Epstein

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 27/09/2026

this is @saraheckhardttx.bsky.social. she is running for Texas comptroller. please vote for Sarah.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 26/09/2026

Tucker: “I’m sorry for misleading people. it was not intentional." aww, that's cute. Fixed Noise's primetime goon-squad KNEW 'STAHP DA STEALZ' WAS INSANE NONSENSE and kept pushing it anyway look up "unreliable narrator" in the dictionary and Fishstick Nazi's pic will be right there

Independent excerpt with my highlights: Trump and Carlson publicly made up in 2023. Carlson said at the time that he “loves” Trump. He changed his tune again earlier this year, however, when he publicly apologized for helping to get Trump elected.

“I want to say I’m sorry for misleading people. It was not intentional,” Carlson said during a podcast episode featuring his brother, Buckley, who had written speeches for Trump during his 2015 campaign. "You and I, and everyone else who supported him, I mean you wrote speeches for him, I campaigned for him—I mean we’re implicated in this for sure.”

Guardian headline: Fixed Noise hosts thought Dump's election claims were 'total BS,' court filings show

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 26/09/2026

FFS. Canks' canceling approved spending (AGAIN) based on lies (AGAIN) is bad enough. another impeachable offense obviously. but @apnews.com makes the entire charade exponentially worse by playing a word-choice shell game headline grade: F minus 🧢 @fayecook19.bsky.social

profoundly flawed AP headline that I rewrote: Dump admin* uses illegal trickery to cancel nearly $1B in spending approved by congress

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 26/09/2026

UPDATE 2: brutal ad from @hamilton4kansas.bsky.social proves my ongoing point that repubs are a ragtag collection of sociopathic monsters arrested/handcuffed over $50 bill. while pregnant. 🎩 @larrysabato.bsky.social

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 26/09/2026

really can’t make this Paxton shit any weirder if you tried. agree, Karl.

Karl Rove is the very last person to opine about someone’s sex life

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 26/09/2026

UPDATE 2: Dineva uses salty language on Miami Cubans for my taste but sometimes truths come in bitter pills. fact: donny’s mafia renditioned South Florida Cubans to sub-Saharan African countries with no documents, no notice and no help and Maria Elvira is uniquely responsible for it.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

Canks also sampled a song he did not have permission to use, which of course is eerily parallel to his nonconsensual-sexual encounters

headline: JMSN says he never cleared "Love Me" for govt-funded dump ad

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

Bibi called them "tyrants of Tehran" and meanwhile Israel's mobster-in-chief restricts comms in Gaza to *2G* and exploits its control over cell towers to facilitate war crimes bsky.app/profile/kang...

TechPolicy headline: Israel grants 4G access to West Bank after war delay. Gaza is left on 2G

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

this is an "accidental" "error" and I'm carrying Tommy Paul's first child

NBC News excerpt about Texas accidentally on-purpose forgetting to send voter registrations until the very last minute

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

remember *spectacular* failure of "Door Dash grandma"? might as well light your ratf**king cash on fire guys. via @jesscraven101.bsky.social

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

please send Jackson good juju. he strained a ligament and has had a limp for 2 days :-)

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

"Bibi failed to keep his people safe after October 7 (exactly how he failed on the day itself), but his Carthaginian notions of peace made Israel an international pariah—made evident yesterday as he bitched and moaned to an empty room" @gregolear.bsky.social gregolear.substack.com/p/bibi-bitch...

I don't share images of fascists whenever possible so here's a Greg Olear headline: Bibi bitches and moans

Carthaginian Peace explanation from GW Uni

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

“Edgar tripped to the ground and then recklessly pulled ICE’s SUV over top his body” how many more times are we gonna print absurd lies from donny’s Gestapo? 🎩 @whodat35.bsky.social

SeeBS news excerpt with my highlight of ICE’s absurd lie once again. lying the victim

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

early voting cheat sheet. please share with loved ones. check registration regularly and make your plan now. #Midterms

early voting in all states. I’m assuming this graphic is right; pls double check

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 25/09/2026

latest #PersonOfTheWeek is this fella, who communicates the stakes better than any newspaper in the country repubs haven’t “represented” voters for decades and those bills are about to come due. #vote #Midterms www.reddit.com/r/protectUSe...

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 24/09/2026

this is Marcel the Midtown ATL kitty who needles Jackson every day. he's a legend!

Marcel on top of a fence teasing his nemesis Jackson

Marcel the Midtown ATL kitty hanging out outside our house, waiting to spring on Jackson

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 24/09/2026

last point: mobster Bibi brandished one of Elmo's Starlink terminals which means my prediction last year came true—just with a different Home Shopping Network spokesmodel bsky.app/profile/will...

my Skeet from last March 2025 predicting Elmo & Canks would be advertising Starlink on white house* grounds but I was only half-right: Bibi was the QVC spokesmodel. at the UN no less.

excerpt from Iran media with my highlights

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 24/09/2026

what could POSSIBLY go wrong with Duffy's dolts refusing to train ATCs on their new shithole-AI plaything #everything 🎩 @rachelcoyle.wtf www.newsweek.com/airlines-pan...

shitposter Newsweek headline: Airlines panicking as dump admin launches AI air traffic system

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 24/09/2026

"Vladimir Futon" stickers are available on Red Bubble btw www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Vl... 🧢 @amyshere.bsky.social

Vladimir Futon stickers available on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Vladimir-Futon-by-KATKattalestv/163281399/7sgk

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 24/09/2026

"NAZA is a Hebrew acronym used by IDF that loosely means 'collateral damage,' referring to the software’s estimated death toll in a potential military strike; one NAZA equals one casualty" @marisakabas.bsky.social filmmakers turning sociopathic shorthand against Bibi's mob gotta sting real bad

Handbasket/Marisa Kabas excerpt with my highlights: NAZA is a Hebrew acronym used by the IDF that loosely means “collateral damage,” and which referred to the software’s estimated death toll in a potential military strike; one NAZA equals one casualty. One interviewee alleged a strike that estimated 500 NAZA got the green light—and that a 20 NAZA strike would be approved “without a second thought.”

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 24/09/2026

*incomplete list of things Canks fucked up **make your plan to vote in Midterms now ***Schoolhouse Rock with swearing is 💯 via @beingliberal.bsky.social

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 24/09/2026

painfully passive language aside, @nytimes.com typed up a surprisingly passable headline about goons who "also monetized MAHA*" *monetizing a lie is exactly what donny did after losing 2020 election. it's what snake-oil salesfolk always do.

passable headline from NYT: RFK drew $4M in book advances from publisher who also monetized maha

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 23/09/2026

Will's Law No. 6: if you can imagine it, they will try it to them, Curtis ain't Jesus but he's definitely up there with Pete Thiel

Will's Laws 1-9 with No. 6 highlighted in yellow: if you can imagine it, they will try it (sometimes when you can't)

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