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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 15h
Not only that, level crossing limit the headway between trains so that drivers aren't inconvenienced by the barriers being down too much (it's all about the drivers of course). The CRL will be underutilised until level crossings are gone
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 15h
The dog clearly doesn't understand what's about to happen here, but the cat knows.
An AliExpress ad on Facebook. The item is a pet incinerator. A happy looking cartoon dog it's sitting next to it, alongside a cat that appears somewhat less enthusiastic about the device
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 02/10/2026
"What we're facing is neither a person nor a place, at least not yet. It's time."
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 02/10/2026
Same way you eat any sausage roll: Like an absolute savage
Screen shot of headline from RNZ app: How to eat the best sausage roll in New Zealand
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 01/10/2026
He doesn't need to any more, seeing as we've all got to know him
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 01/10/2026
Hopefully we'll have a different government in two months
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026
It's a hybrid so needs +1 for the exhaust pipe
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026
I feel this theory relies too much on Luxon's capacity for second order thinking
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026
They didn't put Stanford behind Luxon for the photo. Maybe he was worried she'd stab him in the back
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026
Welcome to New Zealand, where the diver gets fined 4 times what he received for doing the job, while the wealthy CEO behind the whole rotten scheme gets off scott free despite lying to officials.
rnz.co.nz
Heli company loses million dollar choppers for role in illegal crayfish trips
A Queenstown helicopter company has been fined $12,000 and ordered to forfeit helicopters worth more than $2 million for illegally taking and selling crayfish.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026
Indeed, it all looks rather fowl
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026
I scored a paltry 9/15
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026
Luxon can barely keep his own caucus under control (arguably not even that). He's hopeless with two two minor parties and he'd be absolutely buried by 3. Ruling out TOP is probably the best thing he's ever done.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026
The top of the list is full of fringe characters, the bottom will be a horror show
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026
And so the private equity death spiral continues. These firms have one goal: Extract maximum profits, run the assets down and leave the taxpayer holding the bag to keep an essential service running as they disappear into the sunset.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026
I imagine the department at Toyota who are developing EVs are given a miserly budget and minimal resources. Toyota is a company that wants EVs to fail, and what few crumbs they deign to throw us don't, and never will, match the standard being set by China
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026
As long as it's consensual
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026
Do they all share the same brand of head polish or what?
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 25/09/2026
I get the sense that the kind of people who own Lamborghinis in Russia don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 25/09/2026
Musso. That's gotta be a name they invented specifically for the Australian market.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
If Shane Jones has anything to do with it, it'll be made from endangered dolphins
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
I could try, but I wouldn't get very far in court. But they do exactly the same thing and it's enforceable.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
These private parking operators are absolute scum and our laws allow them to operate. You can drive past an unlit sign in the dark and somehow enter into a contract. How does that work? Can I walk around the streets holding a sign saying anyone who walks past me owes me $85?
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
When it says cloves, I think they mean bulbs. I assume people who write cooking books have access to giant garlic that us mere mortals aren't allowed to buy, or even be aware of the existence of.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
Discussing the magic man in the sky, who doesn't exist
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
As tasteless as a Saudi prince's palace. This is what happens when power and authority go unchecked.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
There's probably a small segment of buyers who'll pay more for the familiar badge, but it's not gonna be enough to sustain the industry.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
Legacy auto might limp along selling icevs to the easily misled for a few years to come, but the writing is on the wall, in big bold letters. It's game over
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026
Brand new model, north of $100k with a DC charging rate that can't compete with a Tesla from pre covid times. Meanwhile Chinese EVs coming into the market with better specs & better features, including 400kW+ charging speed for 2/3 the price. What a fail
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 22/09/2026
Can't wait for a security researcher to reverse engineer this doozy. Doubtless it'll be an abomination because they flung the no-bid contract directly at the likes of big balls with zero oversight
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 22/09/2026
It is! He's equally as stupid, predictable and afraid as a chicken
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 21/09/2026
Feels guy hide the tears
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 21/09/2026
What the hell?
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 18/09/2026
They have a market growth forecast? Lol
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
He won't.
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
The mind boggles
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
So what you're saying is, there's a 0.7% chance I could receive a venmo payment? 🤨
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
It feels like we need a Wikipedia page to list all the times Lynnmall has been in the news
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
You Gouda be feeling pretty full after eating all that cheese
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
What the "honourable" Christopher Luxon has to say to families to whom he promised he'd fix the cost of living crisis, in fact he promised he'd be "laser focused" on it: Cry me a river Once again the mask slips and we see for ourselves the contempt he has for the people he's asking to vote for him
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
What the "honourable" Christopher Luxon has to say to families to whom he promised he'd fix the cost of living crisis, in fact he promised he'd be "laser focused" on it: Cry me a river Once again the mask slips and we see for ourselves the contempt he has for the people he's asking to vote for him
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
Milk girls meme: Swiftonsecurity / a lifetime of car dependency / everyone else
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026
His brother is standing for NZ first? You can't make this shit up lol
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026
😬
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026
Nothing more than a stock pumping exercise on the part of the Roman saluter. Unlikely we'll see them running as a commercial service any time soon
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026
The real question is, is there anything a fish cannot do?
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026
You attacking an account called "Humour Satire Memes" for posting a screen shot of someone else's post?
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026
We have a government that are supported by the fossil fuel industry to further their interests, so in their world this is bad news
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026
Indeed, and between that original title and the current one, there was "Ten Little Indians"
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Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026
It was originally written with an extremely racist title. She realised this and changed it to another slightly different racist title. She also realised this and finally changed it to "And Then There Were None"
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