Will Page @willpagenz.com · 15hNot only that, level crossing limit the headway between trains so that drivers aren't inconvenienced by the barriers being down too much (it's all about the drivers of course). The CRL will be underutilised until level crossings are gone 020
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 15hThe dog clearly doesn't understand what's about to happen here, but the cat knows. 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 02/10/2026"What we're facing is neither a person nor a place, at least not yet. It's time." 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 01/10/2026He doesn't need to any more, seeing as we've all got to know him 021
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026I feel this theory relies too much on Luxon's capacity for second order thinking 020
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026They didn't put Stanford behind Luxon for the photo. Maybe he was worried she'd stab him in the back 350
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 29/09/2026Welcome to New Zealand, where the diver gets fined 4 times what he received for doing the job, while the wealthy CEO behind the whole rotten scheme gets off scott free despite lying to officials.rnz.co.nzHeli company loses million dollar choppers for role in illegal crayfish tripsA Queenstown helicopter company has been fined $12,000 and ordered to forfeit helicopters worth more than $2 million for illegally taking and selling crayfish. 010
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026Luxon can barely keep his own caucus under control (arguably not even that). He's hopeless with two two minor parties and he'd be absolutely buried by 3. Ruling out TOP is probably the best thing he's ever done. 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026The top of the list is full of fringe characters, the bottom will be a horror show 030
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026And so the private equity death spiral continues. These firms have one goal: Extract maximum profits, run the assets down and leave the taxpayer holding the bag to keep an essential service running as they disappear into the sunset. 010
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 28/09/2026I imagine the department at Toyota who are developing EVs are given a miserly budget and minimal resources. Toyota is a company that wants EVs to fail, and what few crumbs they deign to throw us don't, and never will, match the standard being set by China 010
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 25/09/2026I get the sense that the kind of people who own Lamborghinis in Russia don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else 1300
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 25/09/2026Musso. That's gotta be a name they invented specifically for the Australian market. 001
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026If Shane Jones has anything to do with it, it'll be made from endangered dolphins 010
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026I could try, but I wouldn't get very far in court. But they do exactly the same thing and it's enforceable. 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026These private parking operators are absolute scum and our laws allow them to operate. You can drive past an unlit sign in the dark and somehow enter into a contract. How does that work? Can I walk around the streets holding a sign saying anyone who walks past me owes me $85? 121
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026When it says cloves, I think they mean bulbs. I assume people who write cooking books have access to giant garlic that us mere mortals aren't allowed to buy, or even be aware of the existence of. 010
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026As tasteless as a Saudi prince's palace. This is what happens when power and authority go unchecked. 010
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026There's probably a small segment of buyers who'll pay more for the familiar badge, but it's not gonna be enough to sustain the industry. 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026Legacy auto might limp along selling icevs to the easily misled for a few years to come, but the writing is on the wall, in big bold letters. It's game over 100
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 23/09/2026Brand new model, north of $100k with a DC charging rate that can't compete with a Tesla from pre covid times. Meanwhile Chinese EVs coming into the market with better specs & better features, including 400kW+ charging speed for 2/3 the price. What a fail 110
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 22/09/2026Can't wait for a security researcher to reverse engineer this doozy. Doubtless it'll be an abomination because they flung the no-bid contract directly at the likes of big balls with zero oversight 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 22/09/2026It is! He's equally as stupid, predictable and afraid as a chicken 050
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026So what you're saying is, there's a 0.7% chance I could receive a venmo payment? 🤨 020
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026It feels like we need a Wikipedia page to list all the times Lynnmall has been in the news 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026You Gouda be feeling pretty full after eating all that cheese 110
Reposted by Will PageWill Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026What the "honourable" Christopher Luxon has to say to families to whom he promised he'd fix the cost of living crisis, in fact he promised he'd be "laser focused" on it: Cry me a river Once again the mask slips and we see for ourselves the contempt he has for the people he's asking to vote for him 032
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026What the "honourable" Christopher Luxon has to say to families to whom he promised he'd fix the cost of living crisis, in fact he promised he'd be "laser focused" on it: Cry me a river Once again the mask slips and we see for ourselves the contempt he has for the people he's asking to vote for him 032
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 17/09/2026His brother is standing for NZ first? You can't make this shit up lol 150
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026Nothing more than a stock pumping exercise on the part of the Roman saluter. Unlikely we'll see them running as a commercial service any time soon 110
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026You attacking an account called "Humour Satire Memes" for posting a screen shot of someone else's post? 000
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026We have a government that are supported by the fossil fuel industry to further their interests, so in their world this is bad news 010
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026Indeed, and between that original title and the current one, there was "Ten Little Indians" 120
Will Page @willpagenz.com · 16/09/2026It was originally written with an extremely racist title. She realised this and changed it to another slightly different racist title. She also realised this and finally changed it to "And Then There Were None" 110