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Will

@willmor.bsky.social
1.5K followers 677 following 5.3K posts

NSFW Account. Adults only here. Geriatric millennial (apparently). 40-something, married/not looking. (He/Him) Idk what else to say, the world is dark, let’s make some questionable choices together in the name of pleasure.

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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 7h
Sounds amazing! I love finding little places like that.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 7h
Placement more than subject matter, personally. BUT, it is truly the wearer who makes it slutty, regardless of both. The right attitude can do anything, at least for me.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 10h
Oooh, what are your rankings!?!
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 12h
Getting pretty good at painting our house, so if anyone needs a hand, please don’t ever ask me. I do not enjoy this. But it *is* looking nice.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 19h
Ooh no. That’s my life. We basically don’t talk about it.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20h
My favorite recent example from my maga family members - snopes is a Democrat propaganda machine. Like yea, it probably feels that way when your people lie all the time.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hopefully this is taken playfully and not creepy/gross. It certainly wasn’t intended to be so.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
ALT: Archer: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Friends Cast Clapping
ALT: Friends Cast Clapping
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honest to god 😍😍
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Making a beer cheese dip for the first time this weekend. I have a recipe that I’m planning to use, but if anyone has a favorite that’s available online, I’d love for you to share. Or if you just want to talk beer, cheese, or cooking for friends in general…I’m all 👂
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For reference: My college era cologne was Aqua di Gio, which I still enjoy. Favorite I tried so far was Aventus Creed.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to find a new scent. Been experimenting with those companies that resell sample sizes to try out. I don’t want the room to smell like me - I use it more as an accent that if you get close enough to hug me, you’ll know it’s there. Subtle. Any favorite colognes that I should consider?
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That sounds incredible! 😋
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A bigger shame if you didn’t 😏
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t even mean this entirely sexually. I mean, obviously, yes that too. But, really all of it.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am very clearly addicted to being touched.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Respectfully growling)
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Too much? Seems like just the right amount! 😍
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I retire and can partake, this is exactly the type of high I will seek out.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol. Same though.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Work work done. House reno work now begins. When does daddy get fun time?
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Annoyed Cartoon Kitten
ALT: Annoyed Cartoon Kitten
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We watched 9to5 last weekend (I had never seen it) and it was NOT what I expected it to be 😂
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So much to do that my brain wants me to sit here and stare into space instead. Not helpful.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I couldn’t help myself! Completely instinctual 😉
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GROWL
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saaaaaame.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Puppies!!!
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Adorable Puppies Running Wild
ALT: Adorable Puppies Running Wild
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love it. (And completely relate to the knee injury dance move scenario 😂)
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very not normal. My thoughts are intensely cheesy, and my daydreams are constant.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An asynchronous couples/friends masaage! I like it!
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ok, but what type of concert? Venue, music type, who goes with you…?
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But who is your favorite??
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A million things to do personally and professionally, and yet all I want to do is take the 2 hour block that opened in tomorrows schedule and sneak out for a massage. I probably won’t. But I will think about it.
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Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)
ALT: Aziz Ansari - Treat Yo Self (Parks and Rec)
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was resistant, but there is absolutely something worthwhile about spending more on “under” clothes. Absolute game changers for comfort and function.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Would. 😋
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didn’t watch it at all until 2020, but my wife always liked it. It’s absolutely silly fun, and I am now on board. 🧙
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fit, perfection 🤤 😍
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Super Mario Bros on NES for me. I had played other games before, but this was the first I owned, and first I was consumed by. Revolutionary.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Haha. I like it. Hope the good Monday vibes continue! I’ve rescheduled one thing I didn’t want to do and am now (about to) starting to work on the things I need to get done.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the energy for Monday! ☕️
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We lose some of the beauty of the changing seasons, and we certainly pay for it during these long summer months of suffering. But it’s worth it for me. I just have to keep reminding myself that it’s coming!
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I miss hoodie season.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Usually 50-60F. Coldest we really ever get is 30F. It’s glorious.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m officially done with this heat. It is EXHAUSTING. Bring on the fall and winter please, the colder the better for us desert-dwellers.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is it just me, or is hell-Rae-ser something? I think my brain might be tired, but you get it. Anyways, happily hopeful you’ll continue the alliterative cinematic journey intact.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bravo and thank you for sharing. I too am someone whose life was changed by cpap. I have taken it all over the world and missed maybe 2 nights of sleep without it in a decade. I can honestly say I vividly remember both nights because of how terrible they were. Thank you for the vulnerable post.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The older I get, the earlier I need to get my contacts out. And now I’m adding readers too? I do not care for this aging process.
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Caaaaaaaaaake 😍🤤
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Will @willmor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Narrator: But Will did not, in fact, lock in. 🤦‍♂️ 😂
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