![PAIGE: "just this one? super, lemme stamp it for ya..."
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STAMP: [ka-CHK.]
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PAIGE: "this book is now SEALED with your LIFE FORCE. in two weeks it will begin siphoning LATE FEES. no doctors can save you. just squirm to your nearest LIBRARY BRANCH while you still can. happy reading!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreie2gy4556cgn4h32psbyncgfo4xsxc3jdjbavaxysn3u6iv27v2ae)
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liam / 25 / ireland (Known in This World as "WILLIAM_ THE BLIND") 📝 colourful YTPs, black+white comics, and #1 bestselling series Bikini Bottom Adventures 🔎 if it's stupid enough, it's cool, y'know? (63/100)
![[FUNNY COMIX!!]
WILLIAM: "okay, time to butter my toast"
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[SCRAPE]
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WILLIAM: "sir i believe you sold me a rock"
TV HOST: "william, this comic of yours was what launched you into worldwide success."
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TV HOST: "the allegorical implications of this comic are staggering and profound... would you give us your own ideas on what it all means?"
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WILLIAM: "uhh"
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TV HOST: "is it true that the toast is a symbol of humanity's 'rock'-solid courage, being scraped by the horrifying prospect of death"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreiavxebgs7nujv3nf4xi2jujq6ek2l5euk77s35gjdqup76cy7c6fe)
![[she's... ARMADA duPONT: "master murder solver!"]
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ARMADA: "let's see... —what devious death has occurred THIS week for me to investigate?"
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ARMADA: "oh wait, yeah."
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ARMADA: "there's been so many episodes... that EVERYONE's been murdered."
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ARMADA: "nobody's left."
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ARMADA: "am... am I the murderer?"
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[find out NEXT TIME! on 'ARMADA duPONT'!]
ARMADA: "aaaaaaaaa i'm in hell i'm in hell i'm in hell"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreih6zifdvbwsfxhs2qmuxrqo7kx723wok3b6l3m7xkyjkkzeis3s6m)
![LAMBDADELTA: "c'mon, bern, your SONAS all look so BORING! let ME pimp 'em up for once~"
BERNKASTEL: "just ignore her."
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LAMBDADELTA: "HMPH! i'll let your SERVANT decide... —wanna look LAMBDALICIOUS at your next RAVE?"
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ERIKA: "a-ABSOLUTELY NOT!! this DRESS is tacky ENOUGH!!!"
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BERNKASTEL: "......on second thought, make this brat SUFFER."
ERIKA: "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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[on the game board...]
NATSUHI: "JESSICA! you SURELY have a more SUITABLE outfit for our poor GUEST!"
JESSICA: "i—i don't even know where she got it!!!"
ERIKA: "it's okay... i can solve the case like THIS.... if it pleases my MASTER...."
MARIA: "uu-uu!! new magic pet dog for maria!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreihxjvgo6tbo7se6ik6cmrb7iz2fjsqpea7klauj6mmmunetg4algq)
![MINT BLANCMANCHE: "since i've taken the [green] [plant],"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreiciamcrfds3ltzcd5jksxdf2x5ubxlhb7df2y5j3ehp4r2676crl4)
![[WHAT CAN COMICS DO BETTER THAN ANYTHING ELSE?]
CHRIS WARE: "oh, HI! —well, i'm glad you asked!"
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COMICS can activate the reductive visual language of memory, which otherwise cripples the keenness of immediate human sense perception, into a quasi-theatrical pseudo-memory!
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COMICS can thus be a great mechanism for accessing one's ineffably complex skein of thought, recollection and self-deceiving personal identity!
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PLUS comics can make concrete the hidden structures, paths and shapes of life seen from the outside-in while capturing and codifying its hidden rhythms and silent musical patterns! —let's get STARTED, okay?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreibntldcvucmydlpxp5t6bzawtie7ilsqf3wszlxk36ixuutuvk7xq)
![[ALAS...]
BERNKASTEL: "GAH—! how DARE you forbid my FANTASY?? i'll find the perfect PROMPT to escape this fate... if it takes me a BILLION YEARS...!!"
(PROMPT: photo of ushiromiya battler, dead, murdered, blood and gore, realistic
CHATWTC: "I'm sorry, I cannot generate violent imagery. Please try another prompt.)
LAMBDADELTA: "uuuu.... what's the use in generating INFINITE CANDY... if i can't EAT it..." (truly... a CURSE..."
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BEATRICE: "AHEM! no TECHNOLOGY at my TEA PARTY!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreifceave7xozfcqavr2ykdt7ypn7zaqxukoatsegbow4lmdz2ul4h4)
![OSAKA: "whatcha got there, chiyo-chan?"
CHIYO: "oh, my REPLACEMENTS arrived!"
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CHIYO: "my usual brand's out of stock, so i had to order one of the KNOCKOFFS..."
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OSAKA: "...uh-huh..."
CHIYO: "but oh well! it'll do the job ju—"
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OSAKA: "EEH?? y'alright?"
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CHIYO: [YOUR CHIYO HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. WE DEMAND A RANSOM OF TWENTY MILLION YEN IN THE NEXT FORTY-EIGHT HOURS TO RESTORE HER—]
OSAKA: "WAUGH!!!!"
YUKARI: "eh, nyamo can pay for it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreidwfv6sdd7ktmfx5vw3nx7znbroyirj6d4a4ykdtzmgtdhzd6njry)
![[I CAN'T THINK OF ANY HUNDRED LINE COMIX. NOZOMI COULD YOU STAND BY THE WALL AGAIN PLEASE]
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NOZOMI: "okay..."
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NOZOMI: "l-like THIS, right...?"
ME: "perfect."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreieqm74jinbpfk72bkjxy3yxd2ixuhqmqici2ksy6ng2b4aqscoqdq)
![IMA: "well, what a relief! day 44 came and went with no incident!"
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IMA: "you know what THAT means..."
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[TAKUMI WAS WRONG!]
TAKUMI: "nnh...!" *hic—* "y-you'll all see... on day 50.... i s-swear...."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreiggps53apm55omehuc2rhlcn26b5zze7klcktc7rf3hy7zpxuwrgq)
