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William Knowles-Kellett

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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 25/09/2026
I have learned how to make cargo docs, and no one will take that away from me.
A screenshot of a rust docs page for a dice library. Each item has a little description.

dice::utils Module dice
This module provides common implementations of the Roll trait.

Structs
AddDie: Add a constant to a die result
Advantage: The greater of two orderable dice
Coin: A fair coin
ConstRoll: A convenience Roll object with a single possible result
Dice: A rollable Vec of Roll objects.
Die: An unweighted die with integer sides
Disadvantage: The lesser of two orderable dice
MapDie: A map imposed on a die result
MulDie: Multiply a die result by a constant
ProductDie: Get the product of the results of the input dice
SumDie: Sum the results of the input dice

Traits
MonoidProduct: Used to create a ProductDie
MonoidSum: Used to create a SumDie
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 24/09/2026
I'm deleting a bunch of old files - just dropping this here to appreciate the joy its brought me before it goes in the bin
Meme is divided into quadrants with screenshots of Kronk from the Emperor's New Groove.

Captions read:

Oh right... the gun
the gun by Chekhov
the gun introduced to the story early specifically because it will be used later, as instructed by chekhov
chekhov's gun
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 05/09/2026
Could you steal a shopping cart by wrapping the locking wheel in a Faraday cage?
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 01/09/2026
I want to reupholster a couch with a pull-out bed so that I can buy lots of fabric that matches it. Then I can pick a fabric element that's easy to swap out and make copies for each guest, with their name embroidered on it. For each guest I will act like their name is just on the couch, always.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 01/09/2026
Oh yes and those lids also go bad after a day's use so certainly do not forget to go get new bulk m&ms for each event
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 24/08/2026
My brother Jack starts law school tomorrow. I can't wait to have kids and teach them to call him Uncle John, Esq. He will be such a Serious Professional, I know it.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 10/08/2026
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social What portion of quotable/memable Dropout moments do we think were intended to be that way?
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 10/08/2026
I had a dream that somebody was getting rid of a rubber mallet. And I got really excited because I remembered needing a rubber mallet recently and asked them for it. And now, you know that I had that dream, because I posted it online. I do not need a rubber mallet.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 04/08/2026
Oh it's lovely
Meme shows screenshots of Thanos captioned "Fine. I'll do it myself."
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 03/08/2026
*okay not the ENTIRE series twice. The first listen through, the final episode had not come out yet. I've listened to the first episode with multiple people I've recommended it to though, so six of one or half dozen of the other, right?
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 03/08/2026
thegildedstag on instagram draws cool artsy dragons 🤔
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 03/08/2026
Having listened to the entire* @stealingfromwizards.com series twice as of last week, I've just purchased the four DRM-free epub books from Kobo to see how names are spelled and read in my own voice. I'll buy physical copies when there's a box set with nice art 😁
kobo.com
Rakuten Kobo
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 21/07/2026
*Discreted
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 21/07/2026
I'm writing a gay romance about two calculus professors going for the same tenure position who keep passing each other on the street. I'm calling it Discreeted Rivalry
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 21/07/2026
Please please please do :) I speed ran your podcast front to back over the last week and I'm excited to share my appreciations and reflections. I'm eager enough to write a physical letter to bottle my excitement, but only for so long 😄
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 18/07/2026
I'll have to get an international stamp I suppose...
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 18/07/2026
@stealingfromwizards.com This page needs a P.O. box because letters are good and I will write you one
stealingfromwizards.com
Contact 1 — Stealing from Wizards
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 26/06/2026
I think I met an older version of myself today We had a great discussion where I guessed why certain decisions had been made in the running of his business and he'd say yeah that's exactly why I did that, and then he'd expand on it Very cool to learn from him. I hope I get to pick his brain more.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 18/05/2026
Very cool! So glad you shared.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 15/05/2026
Uh... yeah Agreed
Screen clipping of a text describing "Challenges" in a game. A circled section reads "Challenges are also contextual. Breathing can suddenly become a Challenge if a character is very sick or underwater."
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 14/05/2026
Than*
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 14/05/2026
I keep tic tacs in my room as the canary in my "remembering to feed yourself" mine Tic tac #4 is usually around when I realize I am skipping a meal
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 12/05/2026
Look when we die and get to see our stats, I bet I've eaten so many more tortillas the alla y'all
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 08/05/2026
😂
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 07/05/2026
Any reason it's not posted on aclu.org/kyr-u?
aclu.org
ACLU's Know Your Rights University! | American Civil Liberties Union
Know Your Rights University (KYR-U) is an animated series that teaches kids lessons about civics, constitutional rights, and free expression! KYR-U makes learning fun, and comes at a time when being a...
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 07/05/2026
There was another one but I've forgotten it.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 07/05/2026
My tie rack which has several ties hanging on it, is a symbol of great wealth because most people only have one or two ties and the tie rack with a spot to hang several ties is actually a very difficult and expensive item to acquire.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 07/05/2026
The swimsuit I found under my bed yesterday which, in real life, looks remarkably like cargo shorts, was actually cargo shorts.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 07/05/2026
I had some weird dreams last night. Here are the ones I remember.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 30/04/2026
No regrets. Big success.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 30/04/2026
I'm about to commit, perhaps, a sin. But I've been thinking about it for days and I need to know.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 14/04/2026
Okay just cause we didn't invite you to Thanksgiving 🙄
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 09/03/2026
Why do you draw all the black guys as white guys?
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 09/03/2026
Anybody else remember that time I figured shit out all by myself about the Thue Morse sequence and then went to see if Wikipedia already knew about it and it did? I do 🤬
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 26/02/2026
I kind of really want to switch my editor to this now, just for the shock value
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 26/02/2026
Just in case anyone has forgotten that graphic design people do crimes.
A screenshot of a font sample called "Comic Mono," which appears to be a Comic Sans inspired monospace font, usable in terminal or coding applications.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 21/02/2026
Why is anyone acting like it makes any sense to refund companies for tariff expenses when they've been so loud about passing those expenses onto consumers? The tariffs let Trump tax the working class and give rich people a tax break, now he wants to give rich people more money to make up for it.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 21/02/2026
I have a partially finished set of pieces but I lost access to the lathe when I moved. What a cool project! It looks great.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 03/02/2026
Texting my iPhone friends exclusively in emoji because they hate the color green
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 01/02/2026
@thebandcake.bsky.social Some of the music Tidal has under your band's page is... unfamiliar. I just got a notification for your new single that I hadn't heard about. Wondering if you heard about it either.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 24/01/2026
Okay Dave, you were cooking with this one
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 20/01/2026
This is the first of an upcoming series of puzzles that could be fun.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 18/01/2026
Trump just really likes the mercator projection, and he's going to defend it against naysayers by conquering Greenland and making it smaller.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 18/01/2026
Flying a plane is like sailing a ship, except that if you're gonna hit something, "up" is also an option. Heh, heh. Oh, you've never sailed a ship? Hold this for a second, I have to pee.
A photo inside a plane cockpit with the steering thing and all your grandma's spare buttons.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 14/01/2026
Thomas Edison is quoted saying that genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. Money is great because I can perspire in a restaurant kitchen or at a computer and as a result, water comes out of the faucet and my house is warm. Coming to TEDx: The Commutative Property of Perspiration.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 10/01/2026
I've used it for ages; I don't know who came up with it. It's brilliant.
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 10/01/2026
javascript:(function(){var el = typeof viewer !== 'undefined' ? viewer : document.body; el.style.filter = 'grayscale(1) invert(1) sepia(1) contrast(75%)';})()
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 10/01/2026
I simply have to pass this on. If you struggle with websites that don't have a dark mode, this is a game changer. You can make your own button that turns any website into dark mode. Just make a bookmark in your toolbar and paste in the javascript code from the next post:
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 07/01/2026
The immortal Jamaica Plain team, and Philip.
Sign with photos of store staff reads:
Your Jamaica Plain team
Justin Bemis - Store Manager
Philip Cathcart - Perishable Manager
Jorge Fernandez - Customer Service Manager
Damya Stephen - Customer Service Dept. Head
Delvonte Casseus - Grocery Manager
Matt Luisi - Meat Manager
Sean Powers - Dairy Manager
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William Knowles-Kellett @williamknowleskellett.dev · 04/01/2026
The first item on my to-do list every day is "finish list" It's not a bit*. It genuinely prevents me from jumping the gun. As excited as I get for my day, it has to start with a finished list. *Well, can't it be both?
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