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Will Duggan

@willduggan.bsky.social
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Former baby. Future corpse. Comedian

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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This brewery tour looks like it’s going to be great fun, apart from the fact that every other person on the tour looks like the kind of person who’d do a brewery tour on a Wednesday afternoon.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I would do literally ANYTHING to not be just completely exhausted for 12 consecutive hours.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’ll give no context but my father has just said to me ‘if it weren’t for Bernie Clifton I’d have killed myself or someone else’
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The 18th Century British Navy would be so pissed off at you all acting like life giving you lemons was a bad thing.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Imagine a TV show with Stephen Graham and Tom Hollander. Could be about anything and would be the greatest TV show ever. Stephen Graham and Tom Hollander in: ‘Posting a couple of letters and popping to Aldi’ runs for 10 series and wins every BAFTA and Emmy all 10 years. A modern masterpiece.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I’d change my name
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Sure the whole thing is weird but the main takeaway for me is how basic Stormzy’s McDonalds order is.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Maga lads hate it when you deadname the Gulf of America. Which is a lovely irony.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Written a kids tv show that will teach colonialism and Spanish. Conquista-Dora the Explorer
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The Northern Irish lad who works at the coffee shop on Brighton Station concourse is very simply the nicest man in the world.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I truly think the best version of me is the optimistic idiot who prepares overnight oats before bed every night. He’s way better than the bacon sandwich coveting goblin that wakes up every morning.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Everytime they interview someone mega old they always say their secret is something like ‘4 fags a day, 9 raw eggs at 3am and never forgiving a grudge’.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’ll be completely honest, I reckon it’d take more than one rodeo for me to be totally au fait with it.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
emember my mum that was annoyed that the Gavin and Stacey finale didn’t end in a, and I use her words here, fatal bus crash? Well she’s just told me that she wasn’t overly keen on the film Wonka as she felt it was too skewed towards appealing to children. The film based on the children’s book.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
What is Biff Tannen’s favourite: 1: Filler word 2: Greeting 3: 2000’s rockish boy band?
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’ve never seen a single Three Musketeers adaptation where any of them even goes near a fucking musket.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I think we really overlook the fact that in episode 2 of Gavin and Stacey the armed police response unit point 3 assault rifles at Gavins head and it’s just never mentioned again.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Rule at every British funeral. One person has to turn up in a fleece and those trainers that are for hiking.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My 2 year old woke up at 5 and refused to go back to bed. She’s now demanding everyone play ‘pretend nap’ and I’ve never been angrier.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Adults in the UK reach 60 and then swap their tv remote for a collection of Rube Goldberg boxes that simultaneously are all necessary and yet also absolutely useless.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I would happily advertise PomBear for 0 pounds. In fact I will. Pombears. Fantastic. Best crisp out there. But some.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My mums just watched the Gavin and Stacey finale. SECONDS after it finished she turned to me and said ‘well where’s the finality, that’s not an ending!!’ I asked her what she’d expected. AND SHE SAID ‘I thought they’d all be in a bus crash’
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Please help settle an argument. I’m not a huge fan of roulade (which was on offer) so instead opted for a few guylian shells with cream. Unconventional yes, but genius.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I don’t care if it makes me basic, but I bloody love Gavin and Stacey and that was superb.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
If I ever discovered time travel, before I dealt with the big issues like Jack the Ripper or baby Hitler I would simply go back to 1995 and swap my dinner money for a three bed semi with a garden in central London.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Just found a website where people have transcribed episode of Midsomer Murders. That’s all it is. Good odds the people who contribute have at least one item of clothing made out of a person.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
News written by a drunk AI: JFK’s nephew hates the polio vaccine.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The Getting Ready song from Hey Duggee has absolutely no right to slap as hard as it does.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
It’s a completely undeniable law of the universe that the Boosts are always next to the Double Deckers.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have reached a new level of parental frustration. My 2 year old boldly DEMANDED, out of nowhere I may add, a cheese omelette. And was then FURIOUS at me for there being cheese in it.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Finding it hard to get motivated today. Probably fatigued from all the battles of the Somme I’ve been in recently.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My name is Luigi Mangione. You killed millions of people. Prepare to die. My name is Luigi Mangione. You killed millions of people. Prepare to die.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I love watching Physical 100. Critiquing form, strength and agility of some of the worlds top athletes. All whilst spraying half chewed pombears all over the place.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The amount of people on tv shows that use a stove top kettle with a whistle is insane. I can only assume all television is funded by Big Steam.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The life insurance company in charge of the account for the murdered CEO have a chance to do the funniest thing that’s ever happened.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Think you know Will Duggan? Think you can put Will Duggan in a box? Wrong. Guess again baby.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I don’t follow enough people On here to have a full and active timeline. Please may I have your recommendations of accounts to follow to make the 20 hours a day I spend looking at my phone nice?
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I’m glad it’s back, but I don’t think it needed some of this stuff?
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Given the amount and variety of questions she asks during any film I can only assume my mother thinks I’m very powerful behind the scenes in Hollywood.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Look. I posted this on Instagram. But I like it here so I’m chucking you my good stuff to get your friend and mine, engagement. So enjoy!
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Imagine being mates with someone and them seeing them open the stocks app on their phone completely on purpose. Disgusting.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Sometimes in the morning if I’m feeling too good and happy I open Twitter and just squash that feeling down within seconds. It’s not glamorous work, but it’s a good honest way to bring about spiralling anxiety. So I shan’t stop.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Watched the BBC Lucan documentary today. Here’s a bit of fun. Lord Lucan bought his Belgravia home in 1967 for £17500. In 2024 that money is worth £272 000. Average house price in Belgravia today is FOUR MILLION. SLEEP WELL EVERYONE.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Big news. I’ve put Bluesky on my home screen in the place Twitter once inhabited. Suck it Elon.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It’s been an amazing birthday THANKS FOR ASKING. Highlight was probably my daughter deciding that it was actually her birthday and claiming all my cards for her own.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If the suggested people to follow and things I’m being shown Bluesky thinks I’m a lot more Swedish than I thought I was.
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Will Duggan @willduggan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Oh my. Hedging my bets here now. I just miss Twitter!!!
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