Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 29/11/2025“Red Panda” suggests the existence of an up-and-coming prodigy that trekked across the land to collect badges in anticipation of a final showdown against their dinnerware throwing rival, “Blue Panda” 030
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Just now realizing that the link I provided is broken — here is a working link! secure.givelively.org/donate/sophi...secure.givelively.org 000
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I encourage y’all to please share this link with any and everyone! 100% of the donations go to providing scholarships, equipment, and resources for children with type one diabetes. You can learn more at our website and donate to my team here: secure.givelively.org/teams/sophia... Love you guys!secure.givelively.org 010
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Some of you may already know, but I’m on the board for the Sophia Ruggieri Memorial Foundation; a non-profit founded in my sister-in-law’s honor for kids with Type 1 Diabetes In our first year, we raised over $70k and gave out a scholarship. We truly couldn’t have done it without y’alls support 🙌🏻sophiaruggierifoundation.orgSophia Ruggieri Memorial Foundation | non-profit for type 1 diabetesSophia Ruggieri Foundation is a charity dedicated to supporting and enriching the lives of young adults and kids with Type 1 diabetes. 120
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 05/08/2025This Saturday, we’re returning to Brevard for the 2nd annual Sophia’s Stroll and we would love to see you there if you can make it on Aug. 9th! Please help us make a difference by sharing this link and donating to our team, Team Clayton. We’re competing to see who can raise the most for our cause!secure.givelively.org 000
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 02/07/2025The way LeBron pronounces “twelve” in this clip is stuck in my brain. 290
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I’ll hijack the Silver Line and get there in 30 010
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Ay man, I’m happy to have CJ McCollum to mentor Bub or get flipped as an expiring, but… Kelly Olynyk? KELLY FUCKING OLYNYK? I’m gonna be at Dulles on my layover in 5 hours and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that motherfucker wear a Wizards jersey. 281
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 12/06/2025As long as DC isn’t giving up any of their future 1sts, I’m totally fine with the FO doing whatever they need to get their guy. We basically got the MEM 1st for free anyway Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd 🔄 Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it 210
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Oh my god the Salehe Bembury Hali 1’s look so damn good @mikedsykes.bsky.social andscape.com/features/tyr... 161
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Nah, those things are cool and typically sources of pleasure. Idk if that’s applicable to the Wizards. 010
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 13/05/2025This has to be the absolute dumbest draft lottery result in NBA history. DAL, SA, and PHI all getting top 3 picks while UTA, WAS, CHA, and BKN fall outside of it. Ah yes, just what the NBA needed; the two top prospects in the 2025 draft going to playoff caliber teams in the West. I’m speechless. 3191
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Idk how anyone could hear @msjnba.bsky.social shove the Wizards franchise history into the dumpster and come away with the conclusion that anyone needs Flagg more than Washington. HIS NAME IS FLAGG! HE BELONGS IN THE NATIONS CAPITAL! 131
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Winger&Dawkins | The Rebuild (2025) 1. Gandalf of Gallery Place 2. We’ll Deal Beal 3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS) 4. FRPs 5. Cherry Blossom SZN 6. Early Returns 7. The Kuzma Trade (skit) 8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar) 9. BUB 10. You Just Got WUJ’d 11. Capture The Flagg 030
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I like Sorber, Essengue, Traore, and Saraf in that range. If they trade up, I’d probably be looking at someone like Queen, Fears, or Demin. 000
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Wizards will select at 18th overall in the draft. Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings. Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington. 171
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I’ve been tremendously impressed with Will Dawkins so far; it’s clear he’s learned a thing or two from his time with Presti in OKC. It’s early, but feels like he went 3-3 in the draft last year. If DC can land a franchise guy like Flagg or Harper, their rebuild can really start humming. 000
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 21/04/2025It is still insane to me these trades happened Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap 240
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Peter Falk going ISO and telling the defender “just one more thing…” before hitting them with the nastiest tween hesi stepback you’ve ever seen. 020
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Chi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie Alfred “Rabbit” Dyer at the 1975 Masters. This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always. 050
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The Jazz just pulled an OT win out of their ass to lose sole possession of the worst record in the league and potentially move their floor from 5th to 6th overall. Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles. 080
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Kyle Kuzma managed to have a -$1.5M production value. I was gonna use the word “somehow”, but unfortunately I know exactly how. The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list. Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets 040
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 09/04/2025“Free Beal” in 2022: A lighthearted taunt from Suns fans who believed the Wizards were squandering Bradley Beal’s talent. “Free Beal” in 2025: A bloodcurdling plea from Suns fans that are trapped under the tyranny of Brad & his NTC. Their screams of agony are met with a chorus of laughter. 041
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 09/04/2025It’d be so funny if zero fans showed up and the broadcast view is just a bunch of t-shirts draped over seats. 020
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 08/04/2025media.tenor.coma football player wearing a red and yellow jersey with the number 1 on itALT: a football player wearing a red and yellow jersey with the number 1 on it 020
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Kurtis Blow was right. Basketball IS my favorite sport. 060
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Between this quote and the one from AJ saying he believes he has “superstar” potential, this is the exact type of mentality that’s been missing from this team for so long. If you take a second to look beyond the record, you’ll see that a new culture has started to take root within DC’s locker room. 090
Reposted by Will ClaytonVarun Shankar @byvarunshankar.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The Wizards are shouting out their rookies ahead of awards season with special ice cream cups for media. 0116
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Severance S2 is one of the most well-crafted seasons of TV I’ve ever watched. This show has an IV tapped into the artistic part of brain, effortlessly weaving motifs of deep cultural & historical significance within a visually stunning narrative. Everything hits. A masterpiece. 020
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 21/03/2025media.tenor.coma man with a beard is making a funny face with his mouth openALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face with his mouth open 000
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Do the Wizards have the deepest young core in the league? Alex Sarr (19) Bub Carrington (19) Kyshawn George (21) AJ Johnson (20) Bilal Coulibaly (20) Colby Jones (22) Justin Champagnie (23) Saddiq Bey (25) Jordan Poole (25) Still missing their 1A or franchise centerpiece, but this is pretty nice. 070
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025🗣️ NOBODY CAN OUT TANK THE WIZ 🗣️ And we did this shit ethically too by playing 19 and 20 year olds 30 min. a night instead of sitting a healthy former All-Star Suck it, Utah 2111
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Marcus Smart coaching up the rooks and falling on his sword and letting Bruce Sensabaugh torch him for the Wizards to secure their positioning in the tank race. Utah up 14 in the 4th quarter with 9:39 remaining. This is elite veteran leadership. 040
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025AJ Johnson with the alley-oop finish over Walker Kessler. Glenn Consor is so much fun when he gets on the broadcast. 030
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Glenn Consor taking shots at the people who wrote off Alex Sarr following his infamous 0-15 Summer League game: “I had people at my health club coming up to me saying ‘Really man? 2nd overall pick?’ You know my response? ‘What do you do for a living? You an accountant?’” I love this 😂 051
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Jazz lead 64-63 at halftime. Let’s just call it here, whaddaya say? No need to play another half. 010
Will Clayton @willclayton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Let’s throw Anthony Gill in at PG and fight fire with fire 😂 120