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🇮🇪☪️🇵🇸 🐻👋 bearwaves.com Dave's Word Game: playdwg.com Opinions are mine, you can't have em

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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 5h
me, having now beaten control 2, finally ready to read some of the reviews I understand there were balance issues before launch, but it also sounds like many of the people who complained about the combat woulda complained either way because they chose to play in the most boring way possible
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 5h
game designers are only 50% responsible for you choosing to play a game in the most boring way possible you have free will: choosing to follow the path of least resistance and getting bored of a game is not mandatory
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 29/09/2026
Folks please be discerning and don't elevate slop posts to my Popular with Friends feed
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 29/09/2026
if you wanna know if a journalist is credible, just take a look at what they said about NFTs in 2021
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 28/09/2026
if a game has QTEs the fail state should always be funny otherwise i do not want them
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 27/09/2026
i need you to understand that this wasn't an invitation to a conversation
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 27/09/2026
so do you just spend your day searching for gamestop on blue sky or...? we don't know each other
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 27/09/2026
i do think hummus is a metaphor for life gotta shell the chickpeas for it to come out good but that's hard and takes ages could buy it in the shop but it's never quite right people try to tell you tricks so you don't have to peel em but none of them actually work
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 27/09/2026
big up my hummus i put a lil zaatar on top and it's workin
Hummus topped with zaatar and olive oil
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 27/09/2026
reddit was always a reliable way to ruin your own mood and it sure has not gotten better with all the slop peddlers
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 27/09/2026
it's wild how so many of the pro ai people talk in exactly the same tone as the rubes who fell for NFTs and gamestop
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 27/09/2026
i'm sorry but no matter how good birria might be to eat, it looks like a sloppy oily mess in videos and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 26/09/2026
yeah but why are you like that on social media
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 26/09/2026
but i love watching advertisements for my favourite companies while they systematically consolidate and destroy the means by which the media i treasure is created
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Josh Boykin @wallstormer.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I helped make a Steam Sale, and it's right next to Control: Resonant! gdoc.events/sale2026 Fantastic sale filled with games made by people of color from AROUND THE WORLD. Check it out! (And please share it too 😉)
A snapshot of the Steam homepage (slightly scrolled down). Control: Resonant is on the top, then a banner for the Game Devs of Color Expo Steam Sale. Below that are Discounts and events for other various franchises.
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 25/09/2026
shawarmas where i am are in a sorry state so I'm jealous
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 25/09/2026
gosh it sure is telling that these pages who fill their descriptions with their political views sure don't say free Palestine on them
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 25/09/2026
life on bluesky is better when you just block all the neolibs who reply to every Palestine post with "but why didnt you vote for hillary"
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 25/09/2026
A mouse pointer on the "decrease decimal places" button from excel
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 25/09/2026
when I finish control 2 I'm gonna go back and read why all these folks had issues with it and I'll either agree or I'll disagree can't wait to find out which
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 24/09/2026
This you?
Zero posting "Eyeing the Diet Coke in my fridge like its an HP potion" on bluesky 3 hours after the above skeet
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 24/09/2026
so if you look closely at the control resonant icon you can see it has NAN in the second word, and that's actually a reference to the fact that it's not a number, it's a video game
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 24/09/2026
that's ok i forgive u
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 24/09/2026
my powerpoints do have a soul, but unfortunately that makes them responsible for their deeds and thus will live their afterlives in hell
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 24/09/2026
Would definitely need to point out the fact that indies are dying off left and right as well. The whole narrative of "rise of the indies" seems to ignore the fact that indies need to eat while they make the game, and face much higher risk relative to their ability to absorb a failure
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 23/09/2026
@jasonschreier.bsky.social has never been to the moon
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 23/09/2026
I hear the enhanced version of the Tahini perk is super OP
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 23/09/2026
sorry I don't think this thing will catch on
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 23/09/2026
why is it sideways
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 22/09/2026
stop liking my posts, they're bad and I know it
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 22/09/2026
Well the thing is, both franchises are defined by having the edge, flavour, and tone of Sunday morning British television hosts
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 22/09/2026
YES why is it so common to have the player character whine and moan about having to do puzzles or fight enemies like, that's the game mechanic this is why I'm playing it why is your writing harshing my vibe
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 21/09/2026
can we just shut polygon down at this point like nobody's benefitting from it existing now it's become part of the valnet clickbait swamp
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 21/09/2026
The fastest way I've found is to mug one of their custodial staff after hours, but Valve really don't like it if you get the keys to their office that way
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 20/09/2026
I assume you've also moved them like this in real life
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 20/09/2026
It's all been lawyered and checked over to the point he just sounds like a Labour politician he's convinced absolutely nobody, and he'll go down as the clown who chose to appease a Zionist billionaire rather than standing up for the cause that's defining our generation.
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 20/09/2026
right so just to be clear, Sheeran still pushed a broadly pro-Israel statement before that concert. Presenting Oct7 as the start of it all as if Israel hadn't been oppressing Palestinians for a century prior, avoiding using the term Genocide, everything in passive voice...
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 19/09/2026
if someone's profile pic looks like they took it by accident while trying to unlock their phone, you know they mean business if it's a professionally taken photo you can safely disregard them, unless it was taken back when they still had light in their eyes, in which case they also mean business
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 19/09/2026
Look if Bungie aren't gonna use the TWAB acronym any more, might as well be ours
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 18/09/2026
Purely one sided in that above case!
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 18/09/2026
"Yooooo it's captain needledick here to fuckin ruin the party" - greeting to the person they spend virtually every day with, who's been there through thick and thin, a shoulder to cry on and their light in the darkness
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 18/09/2026
you ever have a burger so sloppy you don't need sauce for your fries cuz you can just wipe your hands on em hell yeah
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 18/09/2026
i think my fave is the Don't Stop Moving
A stats screen for a fictional Destiny exotic weapon. It's purple, with a stock the shape of a snail shell, a golden foregrip and golden barrel tip. It has a window on the side with a dark bubbly liquid visible through it. 

DON'T STOP MOVING

Kinetic Scout Rifle
*Crow - "I don't understand what lesson I'm supposed to learn from this..."
Cayde-6 - "It's just a hypothetical situation, have fun with it!"*

Perk 1: What Goes Around
When you defeat non-boss enemy combatants with this weapon, they are instead Taken, and will fight against your enemies. When combat ends, your Taken perish.
Perk 2: Comes Around
When you first Take an enemy, an Invulnerable Taken Snail spawns and pursues you. Each time one of your Taken is defeated, it absorbs its power and grows in size and speed.
The Taken Snail kills you instantly on contact.
Catalyst: Volatile Taken
Your Taken are Volatile, and explode when defeated. When the Taken Snail absorbs them, it leaves a trail of Volatility behind it, spreading Volatile to enemies that touch it.
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 18/09/2026
what about the OOB Tube?
A stats screen for a fictional Destiny exotic weapon. It's a trumpet shaped one handed grenade launcher with a sight on top, and a swirling pink and green portal at the end of the barrel. A green rope attached to the gun disappears inside the portal.

OOB TUBE

Strand Special Grenade Launcher
*Forbidden spaces. 

Walk outside reality. 

No boundary unbroken.*

Perk 1: Thwip
Fires a strand projectile that sticks to targets. If the trigger is held, the projectile is connected to the gun by a rope, and when it is released, the target is pulled into the gun's barrel. This teleports the target to a random location out of bounds of the current load zone.
The next time the weapon is fired, the target is ejected at high speed.
Perk 2: Ope
If the projectile is instead fired at terrain, it opens a temporary OOBhole in it, and pulls the wielder out of bounds through it.
Catalyst: OOBhole
Sticking a large number of projectiles to a single target causes them to collapse into an OOBhole, a temporary hole in the terrain that pulls all nearby entities (including friendlies) out of bounds.
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 18/09/2026
my beloved @destinythegame.bungie.net clan is running a contest to create exotic weapons and armour and i've become addicted to making them Here's ICP-04 "M1Nd-Xp&R"
A stats screen for a fictional Destiny exotic weapon. It's bright green with a pink bit on the back. The gun is long and pointy with big circular bits around the barrel. Its magazine is long and glowing green.

ICP-04 "M1Nd-Xp&R"
Trace Rifle
*A project by Cabal scientists, based on Emperor Calus’ theory that bigger brains would have bigger ideas.
It was abandoned after initial testing found that expanding the brain without also enlarging the skull caused... leakage.
Rahul improved the design, but still warns of its perils for Guardians who push past its limits. Their heads, in his words, “popped like grapes”.*

Perk 1: Inflation
Sustained fire with this weapon causes the target’s head to inflate in size.
Friendly targets gain stacks of Ego proportional to their head size, which significantly increases their damage output from all sources. 
Perk 2: Burden of thought
If they exceed 10 Ego, they also gain stacks of Migraine: their radar is concealed, their peripheral vision and hearing is gradually obscured, and their damage resistance lowers with each stack.
Enemy targets only suffer the effects of Migraine, with no Ego benefit.
Catalyst: Intracranial Pressure
Enemy targets’ heads now pop like grapes after prolonged fire, jolting nearby enemies.
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 17/09/2026
Congratulations! The game looks really cool, plan to pick it up this evening :)
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 16/09/2026
oh you thought that guy went into that restaurant and started a conversation with a stranger naturally? you fool. you absolute idiot. he's trying to sell you a pair of those pervert glasses by pretending people use them for translation and not creepily filming people
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 16/09/2026
I like watching credits of games and I even don't mind if they're kinda long, so long as I have a fast forward button
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 16/09/2026
if you like a youtuber/tiktoker who seems really genuine and honest it will be literally minutes before they try to cynically and surreptitiously promote trash products to you
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Will @will.bearwaves.com · 15/09/2026
He also said the "two sides" thing that irritates me so much because it wilfully ignores the power structures
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