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Thar Barr Superstar

@wildstate.bsky.social
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Clean-living crooner

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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 25m
I tell you what, two female pilots have never had a rammy in the cockpit of a jumbo jet!!!
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 21h
Italian aul' fellas need the money for drinking anisett' with the fellas after a long day's observing construction work, have the black headscarves and putting the evil eye on people gone dear on Nonna?
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reading that there's a shortage of Chartreuse because the Pontiff gave out to the lads in the monastery, wanting more monkin', less drunkin'
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'Burning three Catholic children to death, it makes the heart skip a beat' - the English journalists
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can't wait to be lectured by the vintner who got bounced into boycotting the Eurovision and hasn't stopped fucking moaning about it since. There's meant to be a joy in solidarity
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm referring to every single player who didn't stand with Gavin Bazunu as a coward; Coward Caoimhín Kelleher, Coward Dara O'Shea, Coward James Amankbah, Coward Liam Scales, Coward Jason Knight, Coward Jason Molumby, Coward Chodize Ogbene, Coward Troy Parrott
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they refuse to play tomorrow, they could be smacked 0-5 on Thursday night and still deserve to be applauded off the field
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But I was given to understand that Ed Sheeran's children would be sent to the workhouse if he didn't play a full 120 minute show at Robert Kraft's Israeldome?
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Garda vetting?
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's simple, the reason he was on one knee for the World Conference of Billiard Sports-inspired celebration is because he was playing on an imaginary child's table
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What a tag-line that is, by the way. Like my mother finding a tea bag dumped in the sink
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching CORE KYOTO and let me tell yiz boys, amazing things are happening with lacquer
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In fairness to John 'Goldfinger' Palmer, calling it "Mat-Brinks" in order to show how you couldn't possibly be involved with something you can't remember the name of was a good gimmick
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aide: “Just don’t do Monty Burns hands…ah for f.. ”
Micheál Martin and Zohran Mamdani on subway: MM has the fingertips of each hand about to touch those of the other hand
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All wise owl teens I know will spend the €100 largesse on copies of state historian Diarmuid Ferriter's JUDGING DEV
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No means to contact my pals at NHK World through their website, but you've shown the same episode of A CAT'S-EYE VIEW OF JAPAN three weeks running. I say this as a fan, and a friend
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𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 @rachrua.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Macklemore (who was fired from his job): The real victim here is the Palestinians Sheeran (who did fucking nothing): The real victim here is me
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It takes bravery and guts at the first call that somebody is in trouble at sea to head down and take your place on the Lifeboat and help people, it takes cowardice to turn up outside a building with your fucking mask on because you've heard it *might* shelter migrants
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tom Ford is a rich and wily man, why doesn't he run ads featuring me going down to our building's bin room with General and Compost waste in hand. Oh, he'd approach Jacob Elordi or Harris Dickinson instead
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Oh no, don't put us nice ol' tea drinking Brits in the same breath as what Trump is doing!"
Newspaper headline saying that British soldiers used the skull of a shot Ulster Catholic man as an ashtray
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
By myself for the night. Putting change into my pockets just so I can walk about jiggling it for that 'at a loose end' feeling
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
English psycho idiots scrambling up Our Lord & Saviour's cross like the blood-crazed zombies they are, because they saw on Facebook that the inscription at the top says 'RNLI'
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TG4 scheduler outing themelves as a Beck fan by screening RIDE LONESOME (1959) as 'An Western' last night
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ATHLOS is formed from the terms 'athletics' and 'the girlos'
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looking out at the Culture Night rain and going "Right, that's you unfollowed" to myself
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like the very nice 10p lollipops you used to get who remember
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Most accurate way of testing whether a horse is fast or not is two middle-aged men in hats and a child watching on an empty track, one of them operating a big analogue stopwatch. If they gasp = fast horsey
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AL FORCE 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If wrestling is fake, explain this.
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonnie Greer, a solid worker and Late Review Attitude Era midcarder
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nizlopi yet to condemn
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds like Church & State were right to repress this bowsie
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TK Whitaker has left the Ed Sheeran tour
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The maudlin Irish ballad group from the St Patrick's Day episode of CHEERS has ended its engagement on Ed Sheeran's tour
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching a film set between the wars. They've just danced the Charleston and now a character has the consumption
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, are they doing a farmball?
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have just read something that referred to "the Cosmo & Dibs era"
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Someone's done the end of Blood Meridian in the Bus Éireann toilets in Galway
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you think about it, they were no friends of Eddie Coyle whatsoever
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The teens have will have to learn about XTC sooner or later
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So, what guest house do you stay in in Bundoran?
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*at the hop* "I agree, this dj is certainly taking me higher, no mistake about it. I never want this feeling or night to ever end"
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This just popped into my head after mot thinking about it fir nigh-on twenty years theonion.com/rural-nebras...
theonion.com
Rural Nebraskan Not Sure He Could Handle Frantic Pace Of Omaha
NORTH PLATTE, NE–Lifelong North Platte resident Fred Linder, 46, revealed Monday that he doesn’t think he could cope with the fast-paced hustle and bustle of Omaha, the Cornhusker State’s largest city...
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Take me back to when we had the proper steeplejacks who'd try and fail to charm an extremely handsome cat down off a chimbly
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Here's your membership card for the Irish Comedians' Union, we expect thirty-five posts about The Traitors (Irish edition) by opening of business Monday
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Completely sucks that I'll go months now without hearing someone go "ayyyyyyyyeee"
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fella here's asked after my father, so he knows who I am, I have no clue about him
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Mac the squirrel :) @macsquirelera.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youve lost, I have already portrayed you as the mad player receiving a yellow and myself as the disembodied hand giving it
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dunkeys
DunkeysDunkeysDunkeysDunkeys
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My mammy took this picture of a bird earlier and she'd quite like to know what it is. It's got a white cap and white spot on the wing
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Thar Barr Superstar @wildstate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Peter Rabbit on the big screen in the local, what a cheeky prick he is, by the way
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