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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You may have seen a car that had just "digested" its passengers. It's a known bug

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It doesn't even give him a buzz anymore unless he injects it into his dick veins

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hearing reports that Elon has been "torn open" by a defective massage chair. His 5 most based followers are to be granted the honour of hosing the chair clean

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wishing him and the alien parasite in his brain a speedy recovery

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sounds like Dick Jones has this all under control

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm releasing a song in a month that was originally called "Large Hard-On Collider". But that was too embarrassing to tell people, so I renamed it "A Hair in the Mouth". A cowardly move, but at least I kept the sample of Will Blunderfield talking about his "Stink Portal"

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I hear it got hammered flat on an anvil

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just had a very long solo sunset beach walk. I saw 2 dolphins 🐬🐬, 2 turtles 🐢🐢, and a shovel nose shark (deceased) 🦈🪦. I listened to 3 whole skinny puppy albums. Highly recommended

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fuck you!!

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I like to imagine RoboCop himself was saying this

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Surprising. He looked pretty robust to me

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This shouldn't be in the swimsuit category. No one would want to swim in that

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The time this happened to me was the scariest moment of my life

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I was also in the dining cart with Trump when he fled from Turkey. We explored each other's bodies in there

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Throwing an adult tantrum because there's no beef tallow in the coffee at Chipmunks

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

SpaceX stock prices recover after they announce plans to fly a long, thin rocket right up Elon's urethra

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

?? Who's that and why is his Knut Cringing?

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I'm going to start practicing with my feet as well, just in case

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I recently joined the darkwave band Sabre Siren, and had the privilege of opening for Terrvces at their album launch at The Cave Inn in Brisbane last Friday. They play very cool, synth-heavy post punk. Check them out if you get a chance

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/07/2026

using this guy like a fuckin fleshlight 👍

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I had a vision where my cat pissed on a bug and the bug died

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I think "juice boxes" is how you ask them for anabolic steroids

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This is called "coming on too strong"

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If you ask the right way, they should sell you poppers at chemist warehouse

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The Wild Mutations @wildmutations.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I wonder if those fish whose tongue gets eaten by a bug and then the bug lives in their mouth and takes the place of their tongue ever stop to think about how much better life was back when they had a real tongue instead of a bug tongue

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