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D-Haas

@wicketlink.bsky.social
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Queen Greatest Hits album cover
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My copy, from my bedside table, which I've probably reread more times than any other human on Earth.
An extremely battered paperback copy of Star Wars: X-Wing Wraith Squadron
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Star Trek TNG episode title card reading "WTF is a lightyear?"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There is poetry in chaos, if you only have eyes to see
Jaws bot 
"He's not on the ocean, he is in a boat"

Robocop bot
"He's not a guy, he's a machine"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A screenshot from Silksong of the Bell Beast roaring
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Feeling bored, gonna go climb that real quick
A view of Mt Kilimanjaro from an airplane, peeking up over the clouds
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Geordi meme saying no to "dehumanizing capitalism" and yes to "transhumanizing communism"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dark Souls 3 screen saying BOGOS BINTED
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Noice
Jordan Peele from a Key & Peele comedy sketch, dressed as a breakdancer, saying "noice!!!"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A Twitter feed of Stealth Mountain, which consists solely of corrections of people misspelling "sneak peek"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
shared.fastly.steamstatic.com/store_item_a... Wonderful game, I think it could use some light QoL design touches on a few minor systems. Ally party management and crafting recipes come to mind. Also, would be nice if it didn't need to get modded a ton to avoid major crashes on modern systems.
Fallout New Vegas banner
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
So many of the phrases in the arc Planet to the Moon were foundational in my high school lexicon, so it was hard to pick just one but "you can't have two hats that are cooler than each other" is so good supermegacomics.com/index.php?i=32
SuperMegaComics "planet to the moon" part 10
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Look, Hornet is descended from Weavers and she has no right to complain about benches
The Knight and the boys just chilling in the weaver's nest on a relaxing bench, surely nothing will go wrong as all my friends close in on me and the screen fades to black
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
At dinner I had the cursed thought "what would the trans fascist flag look like" and after discussion we arrived at the cursed design which I unfortunately brought into the world once I got home.
The pride progress flag, but desaturated and with a single blue line a la the American "thin blue line" flag
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
If this ain't peacock behavior I don't know what is
A picture of the band Devo in silver suits and red plastic hats
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You would say that wouldn't you, but you're part of the conspiracy
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
4 favorite films of the decade so far
Everything everywhere all at onceRRRInsideThe Menu
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Just got a gold sticker on my last joker. And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Hans Gruber, Die Hard - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
A score screen for the game Balatro showing 100% completion
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Taco Bell has sought to silence the truth for too long Crunchwrap supremes are a thing you can just make
Two homemade crunchwrap supremes
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Is there a way to block everyone who liked a tweet all at once?
A screenshot of a trending skeet for a "Crypto Christmas Giveaway"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
There are so few games I can flex with so I apologize for this
Screenshot showing my Steam achievement for Completionist+ for winning with every deck on Gold Stake
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Animated GIF from Starship Troopers of a soldier saying "I'm doing my part"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Bsky chat transcript that reads
> Hello
> Hi
> How are you doing
> I'm American and on Bluesky
So, not great lol
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Love that Handsome Ron the safety bird has official lore archived in the library of Congress This is what my tax dollars are for
A screenshot of a part of the library of Congress website for this which indicates relevantly the "medium" is "1 meme"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Oh no. I'm an elder.
Bluesky celebrating 10M users graphic showing that I am user #230509, with a stamp that I am in the first 10% and thus "Bluesky Elder Certified"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Screenshot of the first image the player sees from the video game Terratopia. It's a beach with dinosaur footprints and an active volcano in the background.
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
BRB diving into the stats and insider information on Totoro
Screenshot of a Google Opinion Rewards survey asking "In which ways have you engaged with things related to Totoro", one option is "Dive into stats, insider information, etc"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
"Heart songs" or "HRT sings"? Who's to say.
A car with license plate HRTSNGS
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Getting roasted by my Chinese language app
A translation practice sentence from Chinese that translates to "I can't find my girlfriend's clitoris"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Meme with crossed out images of electronics

"All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up

To all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to

And I will *never* speak to you

I do not want to hear 'thank you' from a kiosk
I am a divine being : you are an object
You have no right to speak in my holy tongue"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
Clearly should have upgraded
Elon Musk tweet from Sept 29 2022

Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
Metaphor
Apple emoji search input window searching "therapy" returning the sole result of :money-mouth face:
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
This playground in my hometown has a dang Go board
A playground style board with rotating pieces that is a 12x12 black and white tiles, able to be used as a Go board
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
You may not like it, but this is what peak pie-formance looks like
A display case with apple pies that each have a comically large central bulge, about as tall as the pies' radius
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Willy Wonka singing in that scary river tunnel
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
You gotta pick one Google you can't have it both ways
A screenshot of a calendar showing that Oct 9 is Columbus Day AND Indigenous Peoples' Day
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Gith Girl?
A portrait of Lae'zel, a Githyanki girl
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
O'Neill (SG1) in an iconic scene holding up a plate on which he's drawn a face in ketchup and mustard.

Text:
Colonel : [stuck in a timeloop]  If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it.

[Teal'c looks questioningly at him] 

Colonel : Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
A young girl reaching up with a cord, accompanied by the text of a poem

INVENTION
by Shel Silverstein 

I've done it, I've done it!
Guess what I've done!
Invented a light that plugs into the sun.
The sun is bright enough,
The bulb is strong enough,
But, oh, there's only one thing wrong...
 
The cord ain't long enough.
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Counterpoint
The "Satellite of Love" from MST3K
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Dress posting?
A mock movie poster for Pixar's "Brave", but with me in cosplay as Merida and the title is "DHAAS"
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Wanted to make a meme so I tried to google image search for the new X/Twitter logo and it's extremely funny to me that it did not show up in the top dozen results
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D-Haas @wicketlink.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
"just, like, be chill" as corporate policy
badly drawn gold star with text "there was an attempt"
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