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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The dramatic shift you see in politicians when their #1 priority is no longer fundraising is really incredible.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hall tried SO hard not to trip and succeeded. Fell victim to the dive anyway.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Can the Florida Panthers and the Doubleuptchucklefucks reclaim their rightful possession of the Stanley Cup from the pitiful interloping bastards for a third consecutive(ish) Championship? The Panthers’ path to glory starts TONIGHT!” -NHL, probably #CarolinaCulture

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just wait until the robot calls security on you and accuses you of palming a pack of tampons into the bag. Then you say, “No! I’m not stealing tampons. I’m stealing apples!” The attendant glances curly into you bag, waves her hall pass at the robot, and you just upgraded your apples for free.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So much Stanley Cup chatter regarding the Panthers right now, like the NHL post about the “Clash of the Stanley Cup Champions” on Tuesday. Bruh.. it’s one Stanley Cup champion and one team that missed the playoffs.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’m going to open a Roman-themed massage parlor and call it Little Squeezers.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Samsung is finally brought to justice for its AI crimes

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Must have sold his beard for teeth

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Did we doubt that he knew? Or that he was able to remember?

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Amazon Prime Video isn’t Amazon Prime, it’s Prime Video. You get to watch free stuff on Prime Video if you have Amazon Prime. But not HHN. HHN is on Amazon Prime Video (the Prime Video that isn’t Amazon Prime). So you have to pay to watch HHN on Amazon Prime Video even if you pay for Amazon Prime.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“In honor of” is another way to say “because we received many dollars from”

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I delayed my big 4-0 for an entire year to make the same work. Just got back and it was incredible. Do recommend.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Personally, as a means to eradicate humanity while also preserving our knowledge and culture for neohumans and/or aliens to come, I welcome AI.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

We used to believe in quality, value, hard work, and customer satisfaction as the path to profit. Now, we just come up with new ways to trick people into giving you their money.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

You have my deepest sympathy. May she be at blissful peace as you honor her memory.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

What do you mean, “they still serve lunch and dinner, too?”

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Connections Puzzle #1139 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Connections Puzzle #1138 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Connections Puzzle #1137 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Da Bussi > Debussy? Maybe, maybe not. Fun to think about.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don’t want to be disrespectful of humans with cancer, but she might get a memorial Hockey Fights Cancer jersey.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

So sorry you’re going through this. We had to say goodbye to our own little one on Friday after surgery on a cancerous tumor turned out to be ineffective. I’m still only 1 for 5 on days since without crying. Happy memories do slowly replace the grief and anxiety of dealing with the illness.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Justin Williams because he peddles the tendies

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I suspect the majority of the 60% only own stocks through their retirement account, which doesn’t really help you pay rent or buy groceries if you’re not retirement-age.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I consoled myself over having not been alive for the bicentennial with anticipation of the big 2-5-0. Sure, I was (am) a fucking nerd, but I’ve been waiting for this for about 35 years. And they blew it. They fucking blew it like a big bag of donkey dicks. What even is the point of having dreams?

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

This has all been so disappointing. I wasn’t born for a decade or so after the bicentennial, but I still experienced its glow. There were coins and commemoratives of all sorts still kicking around. I shopped at an indoor mall named for America’s third century in existence. 1/2

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If there were a World’s Fair today, the US exhibit would simply be a giant gilded television where attendees could watch the net worth of the country’s 100 richest residents increase in real-time.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The beach sucks and everyone on the beach is actually miserable. Change my mind.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Made a new friend yesterday.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

That power switch had the most satisfying feel. Then you hear the CRT energize. Bliss.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The Royal Princess Suite at the Lenovo Center

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I am enjoying this glimpse into ScentSky

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Hopefully that’s good news! I’ve been concerned since the extended absence right after the off-season w/ no (known) surgery.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I’ve had fried pickles. I’ve had ranch. Ive had fried pickles with ranch. I’ve had chips. I’ve had pickle chips. I’ve had ranch chips. They’re all good, so these can’t be bad.

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“We want to be pushed… I don't plan on having that happen to me very much.” 😂😂😂

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

All I want out of the afterlife is to hear the wild sport-style stats and records from my life. “For 43.7 days in November 2018, you held the year-to-date record for the most drawn-out pronunciation of the word ‘Koala’”

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026