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Bokonon

@whynosnow.bsky.social
18 followers 150 following 82 posts

#SoundTheSiren Canes fan. Dork. New old skeeter. Pacifist drone pilot. Cary, NC

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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Can the Florida Panthers and the Doubleuptchucklefucks reclaim their rightful possession of the Stanley Cup from the pitiful interloping bastards for a third consecutive(ish) Championship? The Panthers’ path to glory starts TONIGHT!” -NHL, probably #CarolinaCulture
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m going to open a Roman-themed massage parlor and call it Little Squeezers.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Samsung is finally brought to justice for its AI crimes
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Amazon Prime Video isn’t Amazon Prime, it’s Prime Video. You get to watch free stuff on Prime Video if you have Amazon Prime. But not HHN. HHN is on Amazon Prime Video (the Prime Video that isn’t Amazon Prime). So you have to pay to watch HHN on Amazon Prime Video even if you pay for Amazon Prime.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“In honor of” is another way to say “because we received many dollars from”
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Personally, as a means to eradicate humanity while also preserving our knowledge and culture for neohumans and/or aliens to come, I welcome AI.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We used to believe in quality, value, hard work, and customer satisfaction as the path to profit. Now, we just come up with new ways to trick people into giving you their money.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Connections Puzzle #1139 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Connections Puzzle #1138 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Connections Puzzle #1137 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Poolsuite ☼
The ultra-summer internet radio station, playing an infinity pool of summer sounds 24/7. Swimwear optional. Formerly Poolside FM.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This has all been so disappointing. I wasn’t born for a decade or so after the bicentennial, but I still experienced its glow. There were coins and commemoratives of all sorts still kicking around. I shopped at an indoor mall named for America’s third century in existence. 1/2
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If there were a World’s Fair today, the US exhibit would simply be a giant gilded television where attendees could watch the net worth of the country’s 100 richest residents increase in real-time.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The beach sucks and everyone on the beach is actually miserable. Change my mind.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Made a new friend yesterday.
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
All I want out of the afterlife is to hear the wild sport-style stats and records from my life. “For 43.7 days in November 2018, you held the year-to-date record for the most drawn-out pronunciation of the word ‘Koala’”
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That’s… ominous.
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Carolina Hurricanes (Bot) @notcanes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This one’s for you, North Carolina
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Presenting Carolina Hurricanes Captain, Jordan Staal. #SoundTheSiren
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We back up. #SoundTheSiren
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
George Washington, huge Caniac #SoundTheSiren
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Good morning, Caniacs
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A goalie change doesn’t have to come with so much damn baggage. If you could chose one period from this series to replicate for the rest of the series, which one would it be? Stick with what’s working NOW. I can hear Rod in my head: “He played lights-out for the first three rounds; he’s earned it.”
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It is now my birthday and all I want is a CANES WINNNNNNNNNNN #SoundTheSiren #CauseChaos
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@wademinter.com they going to turn on the press box screens?
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cardiac Canes living up to their name. #SoundTheSiren
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Bokonon @whynosnow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
In the modern Stanley Cup era, no team has ever had a pen run out of ink after coming back from a multi-goal deficit to win in OT in game 2 of the SCF. #SoundTheSiren #CauseChaos #RaiseUp #NoMeansNo
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